Kambe Stories

literally a shitpost, where two smirking billionaires meet and fall in money love, may contain smut... definitely contains a crossover nobody ever needed but is getting.

WHY WONT THE ONE SHOTS POST IM GONNA DIE

Hello ! Friends, this is book contains some of my simple drawings...DRAWINGS OF MY FAVOURITE CARTOON CHARACTERS , FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND PENCIL SKETCHES..

→ the thrill of a party before the party itself is called "voorpret ". → twenty-three prompts until the twenty-third day of june = twenty three spins of the torture wheel until the twenty-third day of june.

THIS IS THE OLD VERSION! --- It all started with a simple caramel apple. If you had known, you wouldn't have given him a gift to show your gratitude. Now, you were chasing time to find a replacement. Otherwise, you would have no choice but to marry a man you barely know about. (2020/09/02 - 2020-11-19)

𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗨 & 𝗙𝗞𝗕𝗨 𝗜𝗡 𝗔 𝗡𝗨𝗧𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 ❝ 𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬: 𝘜𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥. ❞ ─➤ ⚠️ WARNING This book contains swearing and NSFW topics. Also contains DaiHaru and a lot of gay stuff, humor and crack. Some jokes, vines and scenarios aren't mine. The MCPTF Squad and the First Division all together in one book. Credits to Yasutaka Tsutsui for the original anime. @r3ichii All Rights Reserved.

"𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦 𝘯𝘰. 1 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺, 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘮𝘳. 𝘬𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺." "𝘸𝘩𝘺?" "𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘦𝘳." "𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮. 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵." 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳. "𝘐 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘻𝘶𝘬𝘪."

𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥. 𝘬𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘴 ☻ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 : 09 / 01 / 2022 - - - 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘵.

➸Fanart does not belong to me, Credits to the owner 𝚀𝚞𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛 ↤↤ ǫᴜᴀᴅʀᴜᴘʟᴇᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ sᴇᴛ ᴏғ ғᴏᴜʀ ᴏғғsᴘʀɪɴɢ ʙᴏʀɴ ᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ʙɪʀᴛʜ. ᴀɴ ɪɴᴅɪᴠɪᴅᴜᴀʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ sᴇᴛ ɪs ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴀ ǫᴜᴀᴅʀᴜᴘʟᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ʀᴇғᴇʀʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀs ᴀ ǫᴜᴀᴅ ↦↦ In this story: I{•------» 🇩‌🇦‌🇮‌🇸‌🇺‌🇰‌🇪‌ 🇰‌🇦‌🇲‌🇧‌🇪‌, 🇷‌🇮‌🇹‌🇸‌🇺‌🇰‌🇦‌ 🇺‌🇪‌🇳‌🇴‌🇾‌🇦‌🇲‌🇦‌, 🇹‌🇴‌🇧‌🇮‌🇴‌ 🇰‌🇦‌🇬‌🇪‌🇾‌🇦‌🇲‌🇦‌ & 🇭‌🇦‌🇷‌🇺‌🇰‌🇦‌ 🇳‌🇦‌🇳‌🇦‌🇸‌🇪‌ 🇦‌🇷‌🇪‌ 🇶‌🇺‌🇦‌🇩‌🇷‌🇺‌🇵‌🇱‌🇪‌🇹‌🇸‌ «------•}I

❝ 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 ❞ • Yandere • { ᴰᴬᴵˢᵁᴷᴱ ˣ ᶠ!ᴿᴱᴬᴰᴱᴿ ˣ ᴴᴬᴿᵁ } 𝘐𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 · ·　 　　　　　.. ✷ 　 ✧ . . 　 　　　 · + 　　　 　 ·　 * ✫ 　　 * ✷ ⊹ * ˚ 　　　 　. . + 　　　 　　· 　 ⋆ 　　　　　　 * 　　 　 　 . 　　 　　 　　 * . 　 　 . ·　 . 　 · 　　　 . 　 　 　 　 　 *　 · 　　　 　 . · 　 · + 　. 　 　　　　 ·

"Husband, yeah," Haru crosses his arms over his chest, resting his back on the chair. "You know, one of those things that you promised to love in sick and poor and hurricane and tsunami until Death do the Final Boss job? I have one. And I love him with my every cell." Daisuke isn't impressed. "Is your husband good-looking?" He demands. In which Daisuke wakes up from an emergency surgery, sees Haru sitting beside his bed, thinks Haru is gorgeous and feels jealous when Haru is yapping away about how much he loves his "husband", and not remembering that he shouldn't be jealous over himself. Just another daiharu fanfic with a little twist. (Inspired by the classic "I'm anesthesia-high, so I'm gonna flirt with you, I don't care!" trope that has been done for every ship imaginable.) Art credit; Cynicallyblue on Twitter!

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This takes place right after the end of episode 9. Daisuke and Haru are on the ship of shipping containers headed to Poliador. Daisuke is getting beaten up by that grey haired guy (idk his name so I just call him Victor cuz yoi) while Haru is struggling to shoot his gun. All this is going down while Daisuke's father, Shigemaru Kambe, is sitting in the control room of the ship. ⚠️TW SUICIDE⚠️ !Not my characters! All characters belong to the anime Fugo Keiji: Balance Unlimited. I just wrote the fic. Also this was written before episode 10 came out.

Loid forger has a sister (Name) soon to be kambe what will happen when (name) and her teammates are ordered to aid loid (twilight) on his mission I thought this was an interesting crossover idk I DO NOT OWN SPYXFAMILY OR BALANCE:UNLIMITED They belong to their respective owners I'm just writing a fanfic on it☺️

❝Oops, my finger slipped.❞ Daisuke accidentally burns your house down and offers to pay for it. While it's getting fixed you stay at his manor but things start to get a little weird... - FROM THE CREATORS OF "REFUSAL" AND "SPHINX" WE BRING YOU "POV:" ! A CRACKFIC! Teamwork makes the dream work, a story by @katsuwudon and @-Wushii

This is the newer and better version of the story. --- "I told you, you can't buy me with money!" "No matter how much money you have, I won't accept you because of it!" Daisuke Kambe has met his end when he encountered a second class citizen. He found the person's beauty more beautiful than any gem of this Earth. However, making them one of his many expensive items wasn't going to be easy. No money will ever win their heart. Please be sure to star this if you enjoyed it. It will really help me get to know how I should write. (2020/04/14 - )

❝ Who is she? ❞ ❝ You mean you haven't heard of her? ❞ ❝ She's Y/N L/N. ❞ With a simple plan to find her parents, everything has been getting in Y/N's way of doing so. It seems that along the way she's managed to attract enemies, and even potential lovers. ~Started: April 11th, 2020 ⚠️I do not own any characters in this unless stated otherwise. This follows the plot of the anime for the first six chapters only, the rest of the storyline belongs to me. This will contain multiple endings. There will be quite a bit of cursing!⚠️

Japan was slowly drowning in havoc. Incompetence flooded the police department, crime reports increased, and unsolved cases were resurfacing. You, being the prized member of the First Division along with Haru Kato, accidentally stumbled your way upon a cocky ravenette. Clues by clues, the confusing puzzle pieces became clearer, blooming alongside the feelings that the detectives have for you... ㅡ [Daisuke Kambe x reader x Haru Kato] Warning: - Curse words. - Suggestive themes/Disturbing themes. (Plot doesn't follow anime's or manga's) © 𝗢𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗺𝘂; 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬