Kanayamaryam Stories

Eridan: F E F THE CEILINGS ARE COLLAPSING! Feferi: -Erifis)( you'r-e on t)(-e TV stand 380 Eridan: *is crouching ontop of a TV stand* WWAHHHHH

You are a perfectly normal 14 year old girl who loves Da and Phil and emo bands like MCR. You have amazing parents but they suddenly die. Now, Andrew Hussie is your mother!!!🙃 Yes, this is a joke.

Wanting to impress Dinorah Leijon, Silas Vantas adopts two young trolls, Kankri and Karkat. His friend, Simon Captor, tells him he won't last more than a month. Silas is sure he can last at least a year.

And you thought homestuck would be dead by now

[TG]: come on karkles please just one pic of your little alien bulge thing? [CG]: FUCK. NO. STRIDER FUCK YOU. [TG]: dude you seem like the submissive one [CG]: I HATE YOU. [TG] i love you too [CG]: I WILL SHOVE MY SICKLE UP YOUR HUMAN ASS. DONT TELL ME. THAT YOUR INTO THAT SHIT.

My own take on petstuck This is not copied from AO3 I am BabyVriskaBoo on AO3 I'm just also putting my story on here.

Everyone says that when your born you get two tattoos on your skin, you cant ever get rid of them, or ignore them. These tattoos are the first and last sentences your soulmate will ever say to you. Worst part of the whole soulmate crap, is that you have absolutely zero say in it. Hell, you could be straight as a bendy ruler and still get paired up with someone out of your comfort zone. It sucked, nonetheless you couldn't change it, no matter how much you tried. Explain to me how the fuck your not supposed to fall in love with your soulmate? After all, this person was meant for you...right? You? The stubborn asshole, in fact you were pretty sure the only reason your friends hung out with you was because they've known you for long, they know your not really like that, that you have a fucked up way of showing love. Refusing the whole bundle of shit that is soulmates. How can someone survive when they know the exact moment, no, know the exact words they're beloved soulmate will spout out of their mouth before they die, they have to live knowing that their time is..well....limited. Oh look, a davekat one shot.

Panting, we rush out into the ashen grey field. We were being chased. - Your name is (y/n), you've been trying to stay alive during this war outbreak that went even more to hell with your friend, Dirk Strider. The five year war was over, but survivors were scarce. The nuclear war created a disease. People would become cannibals. Zombies. For two years, you've been traveling on foot with your "best friend" Dirk Strider. but zombies had invaded your so-called "hidden" camp, causing you and Dirk to evacuate. All is about as good as any situation could be in an apocalypse until you run into another boy. That boy's name just so happened to be Dave Strider, that same boy that got kidnapped from you just a year prior. - The three of you travel together throughout the cities, trying to find any source of civilization. Hardships and worries make you grow closer each of the boys over time.. Friends are made and lost, and betrayal is no new story. - (Edit) 12/26/18: I still have not found the artist of the picture that I've used as the cover for this book, if anyone knows/finds out who the artist is, please contact me with their information. I need to give credit where credit is due! Thank you. -Jay - #1 in Sadstuck #1 in Rose Lalonde #1 in Zombiestuck #1 in Jane Crocker #2 in Dirk Strider #2 in Jake English #2 in Kanaya Maryam #2 in DaveStriderxReader #3 in Dave Strider #3 in DavexReader #3 in DirkxReader

(y/n)= your name H/c = hair color E/c = eye color F/a and F/s = favorite artist and favorite song. !!Warning!! Strong use of profanity and self-hate. ALSO really cute fluff. In this story kankri and his group are siblings to I karkat and his group!! *kankri looking proud in the distance* Hey I'm new at this so if it's shit I'm sorry （；￣ェ￣） Comment any suggestions you want as I go along. THANKS FUR READING IF YOU DO, IT MEANS A LOT TO ME!!!! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) ---- Hey I wrote this forever ago, I'm keeping it up because it seems people like it but I want to preface things before anyone starts to read this. There is a character in the story that uses sexual acts for money and it's painted to be bad in this story. SEX WORK IS WORK. I apologize for creating this story and painting this career in such a bad light. As I've aged I've learned immensely about said careers and realize that sex work is outlawed because of sexist beliefs of our government. I'm not going to alter this story however because this story serves as a reminder of how much I've grown and changed in my life. It's a reminder of how misogyny affected my life as a young girl and how it can possibly affect others. Also I'm too busy currently to go back and actually thoroughly change it. Sex work is like any other career and people's worth should not be judged on it. Thank you for reading, please please please keep in mind these words as you read. I might change it in the future but as of now Im keeping it. Enjoy :)

kanaya Maryam is a young 18 year old girl who set off on her big adventure in new York! Along the way she meets many people... (This fanfic does contain Rosemary johndave and dirkjake)

So I just roleplay as Kanaya on MSPARP and see if anything happens ^_^

Karkat becomes long forgotten after his moirail finally gains a matesprite

John Egbert, a high school guidance counselor, is faced with the challenge of raising one of the lowest bloods of the pets known as Trolls. Is he up for the challenges and new discoveries of his new troll companion? With some help along the way, maybe he can be a good owner. Homestuck©Andrew Hussie I do not own Homestuck or any of its characters. Just the plot to this. I also do not own the original cover art. I wrote this in honor of International Homeless pets day. Which is today.. August 15th. ^.^

in my 2022? more likely than you think

I do not own anything but the story, and the plots. Homestuck belongs to Andrew hussie, not me.

a story about kanaya and feferi, two trolls from homestuck. crappy fluff alert, dont say i didnt warn u.

I had the idea for this story while I was playing with syringes... But this is basically the story of how Kanaya found out she was a vampire as a part of my Humanstuck AU. I did do some research on nursing so I tried. I hope you enjoy. Kanaya works as a nurse for a year when she starts noticing strange things at a blood drive. What will happen?

Whoever had decided the sun should be this bright was going to get a mouth full from him, WV sweared it. At least once his head stopped pounding.

This is being rewritten! However, here's how it will go when it finally starts: Kaden (also known as Kennedy) really wished her brother was kidding when he asked to play that video game. He told him it was a knock-off, but clearly that wasn't a case. Now, their parents and the other SBURB survivors have fled Earth C while Kennedy and Crimson, along with nine others, had to fight to survive the game that created their world itself. No known triggers yet.

In which Karkat is infatuated with the Percy Jackson books and struggles to finally finish the Mark of Athena.