Kaufmoxribbit Stories

A hesitant pause made the air awkward. Then Jax scoffed which sounded muffled by the walls of his room. His door was still locked shut tightly, giving Ribbit and Kaufmo the impression that the wasn't opening it anytime soon. "Fine," he said at last, "but don't think this means I'll grow a miracle liking to y'all." The door opened a crack and two fluffy, purple rabbit ears poked out. One twitched slightly. Ribbit gasped softly. Jax poked his whole head out, his eyes dull and empty. He stepped out of his doorway fully and leaned against the wall. "What do y'all a[BOINK!]s want to talk about? Don't make this all sissy or whatever." THIS IS A RIBBIT/JAX/KAUFMO STORY!! ITS BASED OFF OF "SO HOPPY! (RIBBIT ABSTRACTION SONG)" BY COUGAR MACDOWALL. YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE THIS BOOK A GO TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT :3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO GLITCH PRODUCTIONS AND GOOSEWORX!! The draft for this book was actually started on April 17th, 2026, but i just never posted it until now lol. So yea, lil fun fact i guess

So this is basically a poly story of my favorite underrated ship, I do NOT see any content of this so hopefully I can feed the 12 fans of this ship OH AND IGNORE THE COVER PLEASE IT WONT LET ME CHANGE IT I PROMISE IT DOESNT MEAN THIS STORY IS ASS AND LOW QUALITY