Kelpkrispy Stories

i was WALKING through the halls, clutching my BEWKS filled with KNOWLEDGE. i am a SMART kid with a smart life and i only make smart knowledgable choices. i crossed by Kelp, UGH FUCK ME KELP HE FUCKING SUCKS. he is so annoying...always picking on little old me... he's so STUPID. "i hope i don't have any classes with him..." i think, shivering at the thought of being forced 2 be in a class with his presence. --- This is a love story trust. TRIGGER WARNING: there is a GINGER in this story. be warned