Kennymcormick Stories

HEY! -- In this One-Shot book. ➡ The Characters are TEENAGERS (15-18) ➡ There WILL be cussing and SOMETIMES heavy themes. ➡ There WON'T be Lemon/Smut. ➡ MAKE ME A SANDWICH! ➡ GIMME SANDWICH >:( ➡ 🥪🥪🥪 RAAAAAH! -- Reader is Female, BUT you can change it because you're super cool <3 -- (2023/08/17) -- The first few oneshots are terrible 💀 I'm so sorry. (2023/12/04) -- I hate my writing. I hate it. God, I actually hate it so much. (2023/12/05) -- "Wah wah waaah" that's all I hear from (2023/12/04) lmaooo 🥱 (2024/06/09) - I MADE A NEW BOOK. BESTIE, GO READ THAT ONE. -- 「Requests?」 - Closed (for now!) -- 「Stuff I try to write」 - Fluff - Angst - Fantasy? - Comedy - Weirdness - Silliness! (We like it weird and silly :3) -- 「Updates?」 - I MAY START A NEW BOOK! - A NEW SP X READER. - STAY TUNED, BESTIE! - MWAAAHAA 😈 (slow as heck) - I'M FLAPPING AROU-- (Just gimme a moment) - PLEASE HELP IT REALLY HURTS - HEEEEELP -- 「Broflov」🔥 - Is stealing your fridge :) - your fridge is gone - no more fridge for you, Bestie. -- 「BESTIE RULES」‼️ - Pressing that 'READ' button automatically makes you my Bestie. - I don't care if your hand slipped - You LEGALLY have to give me the keys to your house 🥰 - I'M JOKING-- - BESTIE, PUT THOSE AWAY! -- SOUTH PARK BELONGS TO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER. I ONLY OWN THESE ONESHOTS. PLEASE DON'T BREAK DOWN MY DOOR. -- 「Top Rankings!」 #1 - SOUTHPARK (🥳)

In which [Y/n] [L/n] returns to South Park and faces her past.

*BIG ASS SPOILERS* Lmao if you enjoy the Kenny x Reader South Park fanfiction I wrote, you might like this too. I don't recommend looking at this until you're caught up with the story tho. I like to draw out characters to make them a little more real to me. Especially the made up ones, which, there are a few in "Jilted Junkies". Please leave suggestions, comments, and don't be shy to share your own art with me in whatever way you can!! My instagram: @scooby_doob_snak I love you guys, and thank you for all of your support!!

𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄? --☆-- A race to the heart, or is it a chase? Come down to south park and have yourself a time. We follow (name) who recently moved to this small town and her experience. 🥇1st in Rollerderby out of 47 [12/13 - ] 🥈2nd in Rollerskating out of 233 [12/11 - ] Started 10/31/25

Puberty had hit 14-year-old Kenny McCormic like a Semi-truck. Well, he wishes it was an actual semi-truck that hit him; it would've been far better than this. At least that wouldn't have affected him in the morning- turns out being Cthulhu's ritual child wasn't good during High School, and killing himself hadn't made it go away either. Butters Stotch, ever the caring guy, had worried about Kenny. He had noticed changes in his friend. or whatever he was. [story cover made by me]

in this story your cartmans cousin and you meet one of his friends and fall in love with him?? let's read to find out<3

What happens when two best friends in South Park are snowed in together? Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman find themselves stuck during a winter storm, where shared paninis, late-night confessions, and unexpected moments of vulnerability spark a bond neither of them saw coming. As the snow melts, so do their walls, leading to a deeper friendship-and maybe something more-that defies all odds. A lighthearted, heartwarming Kenman (Kenny x Cartman) story about finding connection in the coldest of seasons. Disclaimer: I didn't write this. This story was written by ChatGPT-an AI that I love talking with. South Park and its characters do not belong to me or ChatGPT. It was created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Anyways, I hope you enjoy reading! They are 15 to 16 in this.

⋆°• 𝐒𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞 - 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧'𝐬 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 •°⋆ ⋆⋆⋆ ↪ "𝐖𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄." ⋆⋆⋆ 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐥𝐲-𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝? ⤵ - 𝐁𝐲: @𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜-𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 -

****WARNING THIS WAS MY FIRST STORY KINDA CRINGE AND BADLY WRITTEN**** In south park when you turn 16 the name of your soulmate appears on your arm ... Craig is reunited with childhood best friend Tweek only to discover Tweek is in fact his soulmate. Hatred and a family who wont accept you make young Craig Tuckers life even more stressful. LOL SHAMELESS PROMOTION- IVE HAD PEOPLE ASKING IF I STILL WRITE AND I DO ALOT ACTUALLY LOL- LIKE 2 YEARS LATER AND IM STILL CHURNING OUT CREEK FAN FICS- IM A MUCH BETTER WRITER THAN I WAS BACK WHEN THIS WAS WRITTEN- I HOPE LOL- SO PLEASE CHECK OUT MY AO3 IF YOU LIKE THIS AWFUL FIC LOL :) usernames in bio :)

Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny was staying with a drunk babysitter. They all took his credit card and used it for robux. That backfires when he finds out. ( completed! )

Creek is finally back together, but the mess their break up made needs to be fixed. Time to spill all the secrets and start over. Would a summer vocation be any help? *For those who haven't read Vol.1 this is a sequel*

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric have been friends for years. However, as senior year goes on, shocking secrets are revealed, and the future of their friendship is placed into question. Kyle has been in love with Stan since 4th grade, but the ever oblivious Stan is always off with his girlfriend Wendy Testaburger, the cheerleading captain and student council president at South Park High. Will Kyle finally be able to get Stan's attention or will he find love elsewhere in his number one tormenter Eric Cartman? Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this book or any of the pictures used. No copyright infringement is intended. I just wanted to give my take on how I think Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny will be like in high school.

This is based on how i think most characters would text/type to eachother and the tone thy would have! Enjoy! -doyin 1# In chatbox. Noted: 4/11/22. (April 11, 2022) 7# In style. Noted: 4/21/22. (April 21, 2022)

Stan's new apartment was supposed to be a fresh start. Instead, a late-night encounter in the woods ties his fate to Kyle Broflovski, a boy haunted by the past. But as their bond deepens, Stan learns that Kyle isn't the only one living with a dangerous secret. ------------------------- This is entirely a reimagining of the story I made many years ago of the same name. I decided to take it down a while back because I wasn't happy with how the characters were written, and I knew I could do better. This revamped version is my chance to give the story (and the characters) the justice they deserve. The entire plot will be changed, and only a few things from the original writing will stay the same. New tags will be added as the story progresses, and all characters are 18 or older. This story will not contain smut in any capacity. If this story is uploaded anywhere else but Wattpad, it isn't me. Chapters will be published a day or two after I finish them, since I need to proofread and fix any potential errors.

My second Creek story, hope you like! ■DISCONTINUED■

There has been a lot of chatter about a new kid coming to town. They say it's a girl and she's Jewish, which means that Kyle, a ginger, wouldn't be the only Jewish kid in the whole town anymore. But nobody knew that Eric Cartman, the fat antisemite, was actually her 12th cousin once removed and were actually really close friends. DISCLAIMER: I do not own South Park or any of the rights to it or its characters. Those credits go to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. If anyone would like to help write this story with me, would like to have their own oc featured in this FanFic, if people would like me to translate this story into another language, or you just wanna chat, you can send me an email! 😁 Slight alt version of "My Life in the Rocky Mountains," the other South Park fanfiction that I've been writing. Please read that one when you have a chance. This one just gives a slightly different perspective. This is basically a "What if I was in South Park" au. Also uses "South Park: Stick of Truth" map. Trigger warnings may include: foul language, death, smoking, and the use of alcohol. If you feel uncomfortable with any of these topics, please don't read if you feel it is best for you. Please be kind, and any rude and or insensitive comments will have the person reported. So if you have something not as nice, it had best be constructive. (I'm fed up and pissed off with people going on to a piece of content that they knew they wouldn't like, just to rip on it and make people feel bad)

On a hiking trip with her friends Y/n L/n falls off the side of a cliff. Now they're in a a world parallel to their own. Only now there's mythical creatures, magic, wizards, warriors, and so much more. Y/n starts studying magic under the great wizard Devonte and his fateful familiar Ghost. All while trying to find a way back home. (Disclaimer: There may be similarities and references to other works of fiction. Such as, The Owl House, Ni No Kuni and more. Also story is not complete in this moment in time and updates may be slow.) (Story is also not edited and there is bound to be spelling and grammar mistakes.)

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Kenny McCormick is used to seeing love through the lens of fist fights, cruel words, and ignored feelings. His parents didn't know how to communicate, and by some misfortune, he doesn't either. He can't face things head on without a mask, a tiara, or a smile to hide his feelings. And now, the worst thing ever has happened... Freshly 17, and facing the stereotypical Disney movie brand hardships in life, Kenny has come to the horrible realization that he's fallen in love... probably. He's pretty sure that was what it was. And now he has to deal with that on top of growth spurts, geometry tests, and the crippling realization that college was fast approaching. (p.s. from the author, this is a Kenny x Cartman fic. if that's not your cup of tea, keep scrolling. it's gonna have angst and emotional bullshit and all the mentions of neglect that come along with the McCormick name. also swearing. it's Southpark, you should know what you're getting into. thanks for reading --kenny)

One day after school while searching through a junkyard, involuntarily, Craig stumbles across something he never thought could be real, nor exist. An android. ---- (Main pairing is Crenny, with one-sided Creek.)