CartmansWife
Tʜᴇ ᴏᴄs Iᴍ ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴇ : Jᴀᴋᴇʏ (Bʏ ᴍᴇ ) Aɴᴅ Gᴀʙᴇ (Bʏ ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ Gᴀʙʙʏ)
𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝙷𝚒𝚐𝚑. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚜 𝚐𝚘.
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘 𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎,𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊,𝙵𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢
𝙱𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚗,𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗,𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚎,𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚢 ,𝚃𝚑𝚎 "𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕"
𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝙼𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗. 𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚢 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏
𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎,𝙻𝚘𝚜𝚝,𝙷𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎... (this is bad-)