Kermit Stories

Rowlf's an alcoholic Fozzie has depression Gonzo is in the hospital with a broken leg Scooter developed Anxiety Swedish chef has a eating disorder Lew is broken The electric mayhem are arguing Sam is not sure what his purpose is anymore Bunsen and Beaker are about to get married but beaker is having second thoughts Miss piggy is an adult film actress and Kermit doesn't seem like himself anymore It's up to the offed muppets from Jim Henson hour to help these tortured lives get back together

Lucy Hale is depressed as she walks into the Starbucks. For ten long months she's been unemployed since the pretty little liars spinoff never wanted her back for the premiere. The Starbucks was too crowded so she randomly sat somewhere. she looks across the table and finds........

A Kermit and lord Farquaad love story 💜

This isn't a short story, but more of an old Essay I did back in school where the topic was to describe Your Hero.

Kermit and Snufkin find unexpected love 💓

🚫WARNING MATURE🚫 this isn't a serious story, it's just meant to be something to laugh about. The spelling and punctuation may be awful but I just find writing these sort of things fun😂 In no way am I actually in love with Kermit so if I if I will be making addition to this story. Only time will tell

In a world where Kermit is our daddy. We all want him, but one lucky soul can really be his: Barney

A collection of stories, poems, thoughts, and general word vomit. May include, but is not limited to: sappy romance, assassins in training, mafia rivalry, juvenile psychopathy, or whatever my fried brain cooks up that day. Enjoy! (Using a CC Attribution Share-Alike license so feel free to use my writing in any way, don't forget to give me my credit!)

kurtis conner x kermit the frog and hobama

no i'm dirty dan

Just praising our lord, Kermit. :)))

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Y/N and Kermit have been through it all

Yn is a baddie and saves herself

Life has been hard for 18 year old Ben after the events of "I Wish You All the Best" (by Mason Deaver), and things only get more complicated as their ex, Kermit the frog, suddenly returns to their life after nearly 6 years. - "Kermit," I say in a light whisper. "I think.. I still love you." I gasp out. Kermit stares at me with his beady black and white eyes. "Kermit loves you too.." He trails off. "But we can't be together." His neck begins to grow in sadness, it's a habit he's always had.

read for crack

Immoral love betwen a frog and y/n. !WARNING! this will contain smut and may no be for you. This is fanfiction and you are a "FROG" TOO!

Part 3 u know what it isss

this is literally for my discord server i'm so sorry