Истории Kermit

Welcome to the Wattpadian Show. I'm your host Cookie and I'm here to tell you this is the book you thought you never wanted. It's a book of which different people from a comment chain join together, and share their stories. There is so much life and crazy in this book you just won't believe it. I must warn you, grammar does not exist here. So what do you say? Join me and see what awaits you or die? Your choice really, but choose wisely. 😀 Love Cookie xoxo

read for crack

helo i am kermit n this is my diary i wel hapily roast any 1 n if u want to b roasted jus ask me roodly!! follow my instagram @kermitroastsyou (i wel b upset if u dont)

[These are short storys, typically with me adding in Daddy Toaster. All credit goes to those who are orginally in these photos and who made these photos!] Daddy Toaster tends to get themself in quite a bit of trouble from time to time, and they hope you join him along the way!!! And they wish you a good rest of your day of course!!

memes you can read with your granny

My friend came up with this masterpiece. Don't read it, it's trash :'D Also some NSFW so uh yeet Cover art by mah fwend (doesn't have wattpad oof) Mk enjoy homos

Read the damn fucking title!

Sky, Mitch, Dawn, Jerome, Dakota, Deadlox, Jason, and possibly others, go on a dangerous adventure. They will meet good and bad things along the way. Will they survive? Or will they meet their doom?

A story of friends? or is it something more than that? (Btw- this is just a joke- I really just made this because my friends noodles and seal were bored so we all decided to write fanfics about our ship)

A Muppets fanfic.

When Piggy gets a new crab she's so happy but the crab embarrest her so she decided to make a time machine to stop her old crab from dying but something unexpected happens....

I rant a lot

Kermit goes on a date with Miss Piggy

Clara gets steamy with Kermit.

Kermit shoots up someplace that you might know

A heartwarming love story

Meme Machine

Jesse Is Afraid Of Christmas, Because Christmas Times Are The Time When Romeo Does "It" To Jesse All Day And All Night, So Hiroko WAS Going To Help Jesse By Telling a Fairytale Story To Romeo, Only To Be Scared By Petra With Her Elmo Doll, So Hira Help Jesse By Trapping Romeo In a Tale That's Very Classic, A Christmas Carol, With The Muppets And Cara Cast As a People In The Story, Can This Story Teach Romeo A Lesson? Note: I Only Own My OCs. Timeline: Before "Hiro the Villain And Hira the Hero". Note: This Is a Canon Christmas Special Note: Season 3

In a world of mischief and madness stands Y/N an intorvert who's best friend and childhood friend is Kermit the Frog. As they finish up their the first week of college their in for a real surprise when they get to a party and everything they've ever known turns out to be a lie. -Updates Saturday, Sunday, and Wednesday