Kermitplaysminecraft Stories

My dad is the CEO of going to get milk and never coming back, so please don't bully me , please and thanks. Also, Kermit the frog is my uncle, and Donkey from Shrek is my best friend. Big mcthankees from Mcspankees ;) Love from a Man with short term memory loss. Oh and did i mention it's made by me, a man with short term memory loss, oh yeah i forgot, it's made by me, a man with short term-

Imagine being transported into Minecraft with some of the awesomest Minecrafters out there, like SkyDoesMinecraft or AntVenom. Sounds cool, right? WRONG. In this story, at least. Why? The squids want to destroy everyone. You're trapped by some crazy dude with no means of escape. If you get hurt, you're really hurt; if you die...you know...

Tired of living in their hometown, Cassia and Amber set out to create a great village, on the worldwide server known as Minecraftia. While there, they run into a team of interesting, famous, Minecrafters who'd like to move in. Will they help the little town prosper? Along with something else?

We've all played SkyBlock in Minecraft, right? If you haven't, well, sucks to suck... So what if you were actually living in SkyBlock, where you're a part of a thriving civilization up there in the sky, which no problems, cares, or worries whatsoever? What if that civilization began to fall? What if your string of islands got invaded, then tangled into a war with another string of islands? Why am I asking so many questions? ANSWER ME ANSWER MEEEEE!

Two popular minecraft gamers paths crossed when they joined a survival multiplayer (SMP) server. They fell in love with each other, but are other people happy about it?

(First Book in the Minecraft Legends Series) There is a world far off in space that is completely made of blocks. This world is known as Minecraftia. And on this world, there are people, animals, and strange creatures that can explode. This is where the mission to save the world from a great evil begins…

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The squids attack and Team Crafted and their armies unite to fight the threat. But there is a mysterious person coming and watching them, not a squid, not Notch or Herobrine.... Will Sky and his friends prevail in the battle? What do the squids have in store for Team Crafted? Who is the strange person in the shadows of the End? Yes their is Skylox and Merome. Read to find out the answers. And don't forget your budder sword!

kermit is one wild wanker and decides he wants to meet some aussies. where better to meet some aussies than AUSTRIA? Our little friend Kermit is known to be oh so innocent, but will he flip the switch and show us a whole new side of him? Find out in this mystical story of many wonders, adventures, and SMUT.

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

We can all agree that our generation can't live without music or video games or anything else like that. Now, think of a world where all that is pretty much illegal. Would you be able to live without these things? Bet not. Luckily, you don't have to (hopefully.) But the people in this story do. And they'll do whatever they can to gain freedom. Even if it means risking everything they've got, including their lives.

I am in this and so is my best friends also in this story I will be older and so will my friends and this is the second story I've written so enjoy also there will be violence in here -squid-

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Munchingbrotato keeps her twin sister a secert from everyone. But he knows he can't keep the secert forever. And when he does tell the secret, he and Taylor's life changes. Note: I changed Tyler's twin sister's name to Taylor.