Kermitthefrog Stories

this is pure cringe and I ✨LOVE✨ it, keep in mind that this is a joke though.

Merp

In this fanfic, a young Mandi the Frog begins to wonder who Jim Henson was. Her dad, Kermit the Frog, has avoided the question for years as it still left an empty hole in his heart. "Jim Henson was like a father to me.."

Another joke, I'm writing these bc I have nothing better to do, and also again, if you simp for daddy pig, pls get help.

Just a compilation of aesthetic-ish Kermit Pictures- Cause...Someone had to do it.

Learn from Miss Piggy, the swankiest swine of all time from The Muppets! Tips that will help you look divine, have confidence, keep all eyes on you, and possibly ensnaring your own version of the frog 🐸👑 prince of your dreams in the process! Kissy, Kissy! 💋 🐷💄

After The Success Of My First Story, I Decided To Make Another One With A Cute Fluffy Oneshot Of Uncle Deadly Watching Robin While Kermit Is Out With Miss Piggy (Disclaimer: This Story Is Post Muppets Most Wanted And Takes Place During Or After The Events Of Muppets Now, I Do Not Own The Muppets, The Muppets Are Owned By Henson And Disney) Enjoy!

AHAHAHA I JUST DRANK A MONSTER FOR THE FIRST TIME LETS DO THIS BABEYYYYYYY THIS IS A JOKE SO UH AHAHA YEAH IM JUST HYPER CAUSE CAFFINE (Cover art belongs to BittenWinds on deviantart)

You get bullied, so you decide to go to a new school to get a fresh start on your life, but you could've never guessed who you'd meet on your first day there... -There is NO NSFW content in this -I make it up as I go, so it might not make total sense at all times -Tried to write clearly and normally, except for the Kermit aspect

The Many Misadventures Of Doctor The Frog (Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Frog Pajamas) The Time Lord known as the Doctor is on an alien planet, definitely not doing anything illegal, when a Dalek exterminates him. At the same time, in LA, at the Muppet Theater, Kermit the Frog is the test subject for Bunsen Honeydew's and Beaker's newest machine. It's a Muppet Freaky Friday, on a Tuesday. It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights on The Many Misadventures Of Doctor The Frog. If you are looking for a serious story, please steer clear, this is highly comedy based. Edited by: theatregirlsmp (Check her out)

Metanoia: a journey of changing one's mind, heart, self, or way of life. ---------------------------

After trials and tribulations, two hearts came together and formed something unbreakable. After deciding they couldn't go another day without one another, they agreed to tie the knot. They could have never expected a mysterious guest to arrive and ruin their perfect day... Have I ever seen a muppets movie? NO Have I played Undertale? NO Do you care? Absolutely not

A tragic story of a loving husband and his wife

Kermit the Frog must assassinate Sigmund Freud. Garfield is also there. Will they succeed? This came from an activity in my friend's literary club. She told us to open a random book and point to a random line on a random page, and whatever line we landed on was the line we'd use to open a short story. I used "Of Mice and Men" and got the line, "Tell you what. I'll shoot him for you. Then it won't be you that does it." Oh boy. This happened.

Everybody knows his name. He's the world's most popular frog. But what people don't know is your story. Kermit the Frog is depressed- but can you save him?

Kermit asks you if you can commit mass genocide, but mistakenly fall in love. 😌❤️🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁 I also do not own the character Kermit, nor do I own the Muppets. This story is also for my non-binary and gender-fluid chīlds our there, you're welcome to stay as long as you want homies, this is your safe place.

they in illinois. thats it.

A murder has taken place in Sesame Street..will this crime be solved? Or will they die trying?

idk i needed to post something lol