Kickass Histórias

"Sel, we're meant to fight alongside one another. Just...come away from the edge." "This is a game, I was meant to break you. But I found out that I can't, you're unbreakable, unstoppable with me. As partners, as Moon Haze, yes, we're meant for each other, but as Selene..." Her voice trailed off; she seemed to be holding back tears. She looked up at me and took a deep inhale. "As Selene I am very much so breakable. So breakable that if you were out to destroy me it'd only take a small push to send my millions of pieces scattering across the ground. And it's already happened so many times; I wouldn't be able to find all the tiny little pieces to fully repair myself again." I swallowed, already predicting her next actions, her next words, her last words. "But...you know I wouldn't do anything to send you in that direction. I'm saying that as Red Mist and Chris. I would NEVER lay a finger on you without permission." She bit her lip and let out a shuddering breath. "I know you wouldn't. That's the problem. All those months of me trying my hardest to eliminate you, to do what I was told to do, you never fought back. It was too easy, I couldn't do it that way." She took a step back. "When I joined you I thought maybe I could build up the courage to take action, I learned all your weaknesses; but Chris, your only weakness is being with me. It's also your biggest strength." "Which is why we would do great things together. Just let me show you." "And I know what to do to destroy you from the inside out. I'm not scared at all." Her feet left the building's rooftop. And as she fell, it was as if time had slowed down; I could see every emotion in her icy wide eyes. Fear, passion, guilt. And while she fell I began to feel numb. Began to lose my own emotions. As she neared the ground, I felt it. As she hit the hard, cold concrete, as she lay in a puddle of blood I could feel her pain. When she fell, she took me with her. She killed me with her very last breath.

Words are never enough to describe Caimie Stone, the Great...or what she calls herself. She's witty, she's strong. Hell, she kicks butts around! Amid her carefree life, the childhood rival, Davis, the Brat, turns out to be her soul mate. Accepting him as her mate, which she never wanted, isn't easy. Yet alone the secrets the three-pack alliance has kept from her for years... ***This story needs to be proofread and edited after its completion.*** Highest ranking : #331 in Werewolf #142 in Humor Yayy!! The first few chapters may start off being cliché but trust me, it gets better... ( ⚠ IMMATURE WRITER ALERT)

At the young age of 18 (y/n) aka Black Out and her little 8 year old sister (s/n) otherwise known as White Lightning were abducted from there home and inprisioned by the orginization known as Genisis. An illegial genetic modification lab. They were tested and locked up for 2 months until a few choice superheroes decided to investigate *Note im ignoring the second Kickass movie

Now COMPLETE!! Katerina Ayers is a normal seventeen year old who just wants to be invisible. Little does she know a vampire named Grant has decided that's not going to happen. She feels something for him as soon as she lays eyes on him but she knows it couldn't ever be real. He's a vampire, the one thing her mum warned her to stay away from. Soulless creatures she says and she would know because she works with vampires on a daily basis at the private lab she runs. She starts to question her mum's warnings when strange things start happening. Her mum is hiding something, and it's bigger than she could've ever imagined. And that's only the beginning. Love. Hate. Betrayal. Secrets.

Bout a boy named Wesely who is working with Chloe Moretz on the set of her new movie which they only have a few weeks together tilll she moves to her next project but what happened when she finds out he is on the set of that movie to?

(Story takes place after the Kick-Ass 2 movie) After 3 years, Dave Lizewski really changed. He was turning into a true bad ass, and he was really helping in the streets. But, he missed his partner in crime. Mindy MacCready. Watch as Dave reunites with Mindy, and they truly kick some ass. (I do not own any of these characters or properties. Mark Millar does. Thank you for giving me a truly amazing story).

Twelve hours. That's how long it took for the entire world to be destroyed by a life threatening disease that killed off all mankind. Well, technically they weren't dead...just mindless flesh eating zombies, but that's just as bad. Those 12 hours was all it took to turn my world upside down. Twelve fucking hours of watching my loved ones die and be recreated into a monster that I had no choice but to kill. 12 hours. It's the year 2019- two years after the virus "Project XX" was released into the world as a new drug for teens. For the world to be as big as it is, you'd think it'd take longer for the virus to spread. Turns out more people are doing were doing drugs than I thought. The ones that didn't take it were soon bitten by the infected, causing the disease to spread further. Those that were able to save themselves hid away- hoping to survive just a little longer... But we- people such as myself- had different plans. We banned together to create an apocalyptic division to kill off the little bastards. In this world, it's Do or Die.

When the witches cursed the travelers, their thirst for revenge grew with time. Their leader, Markos, decided to create a powerful weapon that could eradicate the witches. Something that could capture and use the witches own magic against them. And soon the Mord-Sith were broken, and made. The Sisters of the Agiel had but one purpose, to hunt down and kill all witches. "What is that thing? Is that a dildo?" Cara is the first, most powerful and ruthless, Mord-Sith. She was, once upon a time, the highest ranked Mord-Sith and Markos right hand. When Markos died her sisters revolted against her and left her to die. Surprisingly she didn't die, and after a few years she noticed she did not age. With no purpose and no mission, she hunts for answers to her existence while gaining back a few of her emotions. Five hundred years later, she meets the Mikaelsons. "Sure, you wanna try it Salvatore?"

a Fanfic about me and My friends in the Universe of the Kickass movies, Starring myself as my Superhero persona The Watchdog!

What would happen if everyone you dated turned out to be a perverted, sadistic alien with every intention to get into your pants? Enter Ruby Rollins, a seventeen year old firecracker with no time for aliens. watch as she kicks ass throughout ruined Chicago - searching for her true love.

She's weird....or just plain crazy? He's an asshole....or just plain hot? She's his trainee....or just a pain in the butt? He's her mentor....or just an asshole? Why not read and find out as you chill with just ice ❄

"Hey princess, this is the real world. Father isn't going to save you." He basically spit out his words, tone laced with sarcasm and piercing eyes a light orange. "We're not your enemies." The dirty blonde yelled once more, pleading almost. "But I am yours." I replied, the tips of my lips curling into a devious smile. ---------- In a world where people can decipher who you are based on the color of your eyes and it's representative emotions, it is extremely hard to trust one another. Different perspectives, goals, and motives are held by two opposite individuals who know absolutely nothing about each other yet have paths which are bound to cross. After a silent break in at the government's headquarters, Rowena finds herself on the streets alone. She being so, the daughter of the head governor. Close by, a renegade boy with a passion which one could only think could be harbored by the gods has kept an eye on her. Yet, it wasn't enough.

Trouble always finds Echo Ellis. Constantly on the hunt for the next big scoop, Echo Ellis is a kickass journalist who does whatever it takes to land the story - whether sashaying into a club like a fashionista, hiding in a coffin, or skulking across muddy fields in her Wellies. With an enigmatic pedigree and a well-stamped passport, Echo learned at an early age that a seedy underbelly usually lurks right under a glossy surface. With that in mind, she often finds herself in dangerous, yet thrilling situations, as she strives to seek the truth in a snare of lies. One night at an art show, Echo meets Dash Oxford, a handsome doctor with a roving eye. Her reporter instinct kicks in - as does her attraction to this mysterious man - and Echo soon finds herself unraveling a Southern Gothic mystery in the heart of the Mississippi Delta. With her dry humor and penchant for irony, Echo matches wits with everyone from Southern pastors to corrupt politicians as she uncovers the big story while trying to stay alive.

The gods are dead. And good riddance. All that remains of their blood-soaked magic resides in the four ruling families, which is too much as far as Eli is concerned. She is the padaka, the word-speaker, a magic-bound slave to her family's inheritance ritual. In short, the expendable one. After her mother's death, Eli has only three weeks to reach the Hollow Palace and fulfill her obligation to the magic. If she succeeds, she's free. If not, she dies. But someone in her treacherous family has sent blood-hunters to stop her from revealing the name of her mother's chosen heir. Fleeing by forgotten roads and through ruined temples, Eli has only her drug-addicted warrior cousin, Jena, to aid her. But when they unwittingly resurrect a god-worshipper, a priest, he uses his cursed magic to enslave Jena-enlisting her to fulfill his own obligations to a blood-thirsty god. Can Eli free herself and Jena from the magic that binds them? Or do the gods have other plans?

Let's throw a wrench in Cinderella. We all know the story of Cinderella. Orphaned as a child, left in the care of her cruel stepmother and her stepmother's two daughters, went to the ball, ran away, blah blah blah. Time to shake things up a bit and make one thing clear, Cinderella is no damsel in distress. She's an assassin and she knows it. This her story, not the one cooked up by the Grimm brothers. This is the real one.

Prince Aches is determined to solve the mystery surrounding his father's disappearance at sea. But when beautiful daughter of an American Mafia, Isabella Ray, steps into his palace, the engaged Egyptian prince is sure 'nemesis' has finally caught up with him. Abducted by a notorious Egyptian gang, rescued by the Egyptian army, and now detained by the crowned prince, Isabella Ray is regretting why she ran away from home. While she awaits her freedom, will she be able to ignore the forbidden desires she feels towards the rumored constant 'heartbreaker' prince? Will her little secrets be exposed? Set at the time of Egyptian modern monarchy, The Apple Of Distraction is the first in the Distraction Standalone Series. A heart touching story of betrayal, love, seduction and sacrifice.

My story is about a quiet girl who falls in love at first glance of the soon to be mafia leader aka the mafia leader son. She does everything to be his girl, she finally becomes his girl will they last or not... stay tuned!

I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean all those comic books. Movies. and tv shows... you'd think one eccentric loner would have made himself a costume. Is everyday life really so exiting, are schools and offices so thrilling, that I'm the only one who ever fantasized about this? C'mon. Be honest with yourself At some point in our lives, we all wanted to be a superhero

Contains Spanish in it. When a girl's family is killed by the new American dictator she tries to find out what went wrong with their life in America.

One liners are short jokes or remarks. Here's a collection of awesomeness and kickass-ness . Also look out for the multimedia relating to the one liners. Enjoy :") ~ Saph