Killerkeemstar Stories

What happens when you put a reptilian smoking weed in a room with a gay furry and a lying rat gnome... Well, Let us find out!

Keemstar finally opens something he had been dreaming off . A Pizzeria . Keemstar still isn't given up on his Youtube career though . Even though the amount of subscribers he's lost . Keemstar tells people about his new restaurant . Things start to get a little bit crazy . What will happen to Keemstar's restaurant and Youtube career ? ( My friends RinInHell , Unicorn_Queen_03 , and I came up with this idea . I don't really know what to do with this yet XD )

Mel Wescott just turned 18 a month ago, and she decided to move out to an apartment in Seattle, Washington. She was relieved to know she doesn't have school anymore, and just wanted to finally be able to focus on her YouTube career. But when Mel's neighbour wakes her up in the middle of the night with all of the noise.. Let's just say she wasn't too happy..

XD

A wonderful family adventure through triumphs and right through keemstar's farm. Keemstar is a famous internet personality known for his reports on internet drama, and is also known for the crude, unapologetic way he deals with the general public. His parents own a farm where Cherry, our main character, lives. Cherry, otherwise known as "cherry-chan" and also known as Bosephone Budzinski, works as a waitress at a family restaurant she hates. Cherry is witty, lewd, sassy, and in love with Keemstar, although he has no idea of it. Keemstar is an avid reddit user. Cherry is slowly slipping deeper and deeper into a state of numbness and apathy. She now feels ambivalence towards most things, even heinous crimes, or her worst intrusive thoughts. Cherry smokes marijuana often, and wouldn't hesitate to try harder drugs if offered the chance. Cherry enjoys the numb feeling she gets. The only time Cherry doesn't feel numb is when she thinks about Keemstar. Her eventual plan is to house Keemstar in her basement, which she is planning on tidying up into a sanrio themed locked room for her beloved Keemstar to flourish inside. She knows this will bring her true happiness, she just needs to figure out how to do it...

disclaimer; I am not at fault for any brain cells lost during reading of this story. I have two study halls in school, in which I do nothing. I have been working on this story for about a month now, I cant get a grade on this, so enjoy!

nobody else had done this yet at least, I couldn't find it not that I'm aware of so, I decided to do and serve a public service get the detol, clorox, domestos, holy bread and holy water at the ready "'cuz this shit's about to get messy"

Three warring clans: the memelords, lolcows, and killer memestar, are locked in an eternal war. That is, until one day, killer memestar was losing. He then found out how to become a gnome, making him all powerful. Now, it's up to the meme lords to end this war!

Aa

and the philosophers stone

all of killer Keemstar's info. [true gods know all of keem's info]

PLEASE FORGIVE ME JESUS