Killerklowns Stories

This is 90% a joke fan fiction with multiple shitheaded self-inserts, potentially disturbing content, and graphic depictions of mental retardation. However, I take even my joke fan fictions VERY seriously, so I hope you're prepared to suffer. Juicy belongs to me, while Jacko belongs to my crackhead of a friend.

Slim is From Killer Klowns from Outer Space!? What!!!

A spaceship looking like a circus tent lands in a field near a small town, signaling the attack of deviant, red-nosed, balloon-twisting psychos from another world who plan to annihilate mankind by turning people into cotton candy! Luckily, the Bad Guys decides to fight back and teach the cosmic bozos a lesson. But these klowns are no klutzes, turning popcorn, peanuts and caramel corn into playful but deadly weapons of madcap destruction and mayhem!

What if there was another person in the story who doesn't fear but despites clowns ? Rudy x Oc

This is for the people who love Slim, and if you don't like Slim or the smut itself, you really don't have to read this if you don't want to. You can always skip the smut chapters! 😉😁 killer klowns from outer space is by the Chiodo brothers!!! 😊❤️💕

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝. 𝙸𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚌𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠. ----- 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟷 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟸 𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍: 𝙰𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚕 𝟸𝟶 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟹 ----- 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝙺𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙾𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝚂𝚘𝚗𝚐: 𝙱𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚙 𝚋𝚢: 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚛

A space ship lands in the Everfree Forest of the human Equestria world. Only to realize there are Space Klowns with a serious appetite for humans. But Will Twilight and the Mane 6 stop them with the power of friendship ? Find out in this story !

(The premise is based on Monster High and Ever After High, if you like this leave a fave! ) Located in its own dimension, seperated from the rest of the world, is a high school. where the sun never seems to shine, and kindness goes to vanish- Horror High. It was built for the next generations of horror, the children of villains, who would continue on to haunt the world with their names, just how their parents had. From the children of Michael Myers, to Jason Voorhees, to Carrie White, the evil nun Valak, even to non horrors just as the Sanderson Sisters, this place is filled with evil. But there's always a chance at finding the goodness inside that evil. Even when something as simple as jealousy can make their world crumble.

Fun fact about this family. Lilly: can understand killer klowns but can't really speak thier language, she can read klown language (Lilly's brothers) Bubblegum or Mayson: can speak killer klown but somehow he doesn't know what he says. Lilly has to help him a lot. (thier father) Sodapopa: he's a killer klown, he has to help he's kids understand him. So he calls a friend (spoilers: he's a friend is klownzilla ) and he's him " hey bro, I have kids " Klownzilla: really? how? " Sodapop: well, don't be made dude. But my wife is human. Klownzilla:....well, you are a friend so I'll let this slide. Anyway. Your kids? Sodapop: yes, I have a daughter and a son. Their both half killer klown but my son is the only one who can speak to us but he has n idea what he's saying and my daughter understands us but can can't speak us.....help me? Klownzilla: ok, let me break this down. Your daughter: understands us. But no speak our language and your son...speak our language, but had no clue what he says...right? " Sodapop:....yes, I'm sorry but I need help. " Klownzilla:...alright, I'll send a few of my men to help you.

a collection of stories involving my kkfos klownette oc, Petals! All art is by me unless stated otherwise! (Cover is by spacecircusofklowns on tumblr!)

Stuck in the most violent galaxy after an accident separated him from the rest of his family, a father arms himself to protect his youngest child. Now he takes on alien threats and intergalactic criminals. Will he survive long enough to rejoin the rest of his family or will this galaxy claim another life? (Small disclaimer) I'm writing this story for my dad. A lot of my interests and hobbies come from him and our love of movies and video games. A lot of my stories have characters who have deceased or missing parents. I decided that for once, my dad should be the hero I see him as. Which leads us to this story which will have tons of cameos and aliens from popular media.

Okay, the reason that I'm writing this is cuz I personally ship Spikey and Slim so much! I wrote the same thing a long time ago in my journal (in person) 🙃 anyway I hope you enjoy this smut story! killer klowns from outer space is by the Chiodo brothers! 😊❤️💕

Rudy and Shorty visit another human store, this time with Spikey unfortunately joining them

Hi yall 🤡 I am back after some time 😛😛Sorry for being dead for so long it's been hella tough with zoom and Corona 💀😩 anyways yall know the drill 🖐🏽😭

This story is for the Fatso fans that love Fatso, and if you don't like smut please don't read the smut chapters, you can always skip them if you want to! 😉😊❤️💕 killer klowns from outer space is by the Chiodo brothers!

Y/N is the youngest of the Terenzi brothers while trying to sell ice cream to people at the top of the world Y/N ditches his brothers to hangout with Mike and Debbie

Okay, this story is for the Shorty fans, if you don't like Shorty in that kind of way then you don't have to read this. I hope you enjoy my third story, I love you!!!😊♥️💕 killer klowns from outer space is by the Chiodo brothers.

The summer of 1988, 4 teens decide to investigate the mysterious circus tent in the woods, not knowing what's to come...