Killmee Stories

I CANT TAKE THE LACK OF SPORTACUS SLOWBURNS SO HERE WE ARE! I have recently garnered an obsession with Sportacus due to the recent Lazy Town influx on Tiktok. There is a severe lack of Sportafics, if you will, and not to offend there are few that are of a decent quality. While I lack incredible writing skills, I feel I can at least write something moderately comprehensible (at least for my personal self). This will likely never get finished but idk this was impulsive so enjoy I think.

These are just songs I wrote ^-^

ʙᴀsɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍʏ ᴀʀᴛ

The long-awaited sequel to the beloved by all "Journey to Parenthood" has finally arrived! This time, join King Barry Bee on his search for Jesus, the only person that can save Memedonia... Reviews: "Thrilling, intriguing, sexy." - Shrek "Readers who like jazz will like this." - Lin-Manuel Miranda(probably) "Let's hope this isn't shit." - Literally Anyone