Killmeplz Stories

What happens when a god loses his title? What will happen when a god becomes attached to a mere human? Well, then read this shitty story to find out! WARNINGS - A crappy story - EVERYTHING IS TRANSLATED USING A TRANSLATOR! - The warnings can be found in the relevant chapter

(Welcome to my Rick and Morty x Reader Oneshots✨ Just request and I will make it happen!) Would you like to know how it would feel if a Rick or Morty was in love with you? Would you like to know how much Rick is a shit talker? Would you like to idfk enjoy yourself while reading this oneshot book? Well you came to the right place!✨ (My last account was @GalaxyRick so don't even bother visiting that shitty account of mine:D)

Uhh I allow art requests just no naked people I can't draw anatomy that good

The Emoji Movie is truly a work of art. It's truly so much deeper than what you see on the surface. The Emoji Movie shows us the terrors of a dystopian society that before this groundbreaking film, we weren't aware of. These emojis are forced to fit society's expectations for their entire lives, and we're abusing our power as the essential gods of the emoji universe. It's sad, but a truth that we need to face. Sony is the only company that's tried to spread awareness about this cause, one of the utmost importance, and for that, they should be respected as gods. I now spend hours worshipping Sony with my enlightened peers. Follow in my footsteps, ducklings. Learn the real horrors of our world and others, and spread this knowledge far and wide. Soon, all will know the true genius of the Emoji Movie.

because I'm creative dA: DannaRose Google+: LazyFox Productions EDIT //just to let you all know I use flipaclip because using paint tool sai is hard B)

Sakarama Eno Chio's dad is killed, after this her mom desides they should move to the human world. Her mom remarries and Sakarama gets a step brother. After this, there step dad is killed and Sakarama's mom kills herself. She is forced to go to school by her step brother. How will she survive in a school of humans?

Posting shitty art until I get my old acc back (so most likely never) Im trying to get over the fact that I most likely lost all of the stuff that I drew on my old phone and never posted it (tho it was bad) such as my OCs and 2 fanarts

jessica; thsi is my book of fun times

how do I still have friends

Beautiful story about Gogy and Dweam!! enjioy~ #cute #sexy #dnf

Bro I will literally write your oc x dome other character 4 u just tell me what ur ocs r like and what character it will be and I'll write it so that theyll rail u so hard u gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of ur life 🧑‍🦽😫😳💕😔🔫 /j I'd only go as far as writing a fluff- I'd kill myself if I wrote a lime or lemon istg 💀💀 Anyways wanna talk about how Mike is a 🅱️itch in season 3 of Stranger Things? No? Ok. Anyways comment requests B I TC H

This is basically a description of me, Jonah, the one and only author of upcoming books!! Please enjoy :)

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕝𝕖 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I take requests!

Eh this is just some random shit that goes on with people I associate myself with. Nothing that special

Feel free to comment any short story ideas you have, I am appreciative of all of your ideas! Be certain that if you do give me an idea then you will be mentioned in the book, no need to fret. Anyway, I really on did this looking for something to do and because writers' block is a bitch. So enjoy my/your stories and also enjoy my suffering! Oh and beware! I use harsh language and sometimes there might be more adult topics in the chapters but that will be specifies in the A/N at the top of the page if so.