Kimjongun Stories

❝ life is a battle, love is a war❞

This is a joke but its got smut in it sorta. CRACK FIC!!! I do not actually ship this and neither does my friend, this was so fucking funny to write. Plot: Trump comes to North Korea to discuss a peaceful treaty with Kim Jon Un, but things end up escalating more than expected.

This is exactly what it looks like.

A passtionate yet controversial love story between two misfortunate souls struck between two separate worlds..... A story that will shock the nations " Why make war when you can make war in bed?" - Donald Trnup, probably. written by me && my bestie

Kim Jong Un, the Korean sugar daddy and his faithful partner Brad Pitt aka the sugar baby, are a beautiful couple, or so we thought.

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un are a secret, the world can know. But it's not easy keeping such a big secret. And people are jealous, really jealous. Elon Musk is Trump's crazy ex, he wants revenge. Putin isn't happy either, he's spent years admiring Kim from a far, just for Trump to steal him.

Donald trump finds out he is gay... FOR KIM???

Since some people are requesting more Sorry it took so long I couldn't think of good ideas

Donald Trump tiene un dilema amoroso, no puede escoger entre Vladimir Putin, su bombón ruso o su bombón coreano Kim Jong-un. Por eso decide mudarse a una granja con muchos animales (entre ellos yo, Paco Cabra) para así reorganizar sus sentimientos. Pero todo dará un giro inesperado cuando sus dos crushes se presenten en su granja, reclamando su amor. No sabe a cual entregarle su amor, por lo que vivirá distintas experiencias en su granja hasta que por fin se decidirá por uno de los dos. ¿A quién escogerá nuestro querido Donald?

Description: "Flubber Face: An Obsessive Love Story" is a heart-warming tale of love and obsession. The story follows the protagonist's journey as they become enamored with the leader of a nation, whose face is like no other. This novel explores the power of infatuation and how it can consume a person's every thought and action. Through vivid and engaging prose, readers will be drawn into the protagonist's world and experience their love affair with the man with the flubber face. From their first meeting to their eventual encounter, readers will be enchanted by the unique love story that unfolds on the pages. "Flubber Face: An Obsessive Love Story" is a must-read for anyone looking for a novel that is both exhilarating and profound.

Reviews: "A love story that transcends time." - George Washington, 1782 on Fox News "I've never seen anything like it before. Never in my life. Breathtakingly beautiful love." -Donald Trump, 1654 on the New York Times

After the death of Kim jong un, izuku midoriya has taken the thrown of his father and became the new president of North Korea __________________ Awards 1st for #kimjongun

One shots of the best people in history with Kim Jong-Un

Introduction

Enemies to Lovers Romance features salty Kim Jong Un, and all perfect members of BTS. Who will end up with Kim Jong Un? And how will the other members feel?

What do you get when you mix historical fiction,romance,Korean dictators,and Icarly? You get the Icarly squad. A team of underaged teens and a too old to be doing this brother join forces to stop the evil Kim Jong Un from destroying Pennsylvania. Will their efforts be enough to destroy Kim's wicked ways, or will he turn them into his famous east cost clam chowder? You'll have to read to find out.

I write cliche romance-fictions about corrupt world leaders. They all take place in the same universe, but not all will be connected.