XdolantwinzforeverX
" yo dad, first of all why is she cutting our grass when we can do it. "
" she's cutting our grass because you guys are always in California, making YouTube videos."
" I want you to stay away from her because she is our landscaper and I know you and Ethan are going to try to have sex with her."
Me and Ethan only heard the last part, so when my dad said that me and him start uncontrollably laughing out loud.
WARNING ⚠️: there's going to be smut, but later in the book