Kirkhamett Stories

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7 in omgirls, 13 in Metallica, and 15 in Dave Mustaine also thank you for all of the reads! this is just supposed to be funny not taken seriously. but Metallica kicks Dave Mustard out of the band because he is a different kind of a girl. so Jamie hires Kirkita in replacement which makes Larsilla very happy. but they find out Cliffasil is not as much of a girl as them and throws her under the bus. this is just if Metallica was girly and how stupid it would be. in a nutshell don't read this or you'll be wasting your time.

1992; your boyfriend, Axl Rose, starts to tour with his band and Metallica - occasion to meet a certain Lars Ulrich, drummer of the band.

This is the continuing story to the fanfiction "Him." cover made by me :)