histórias de Kissmyass

hell is real.

Story's about lovers but there love goes wrong in so many ways many it was not supposed to happen

Hopefully there is something in here that makes you feel good. I wrote this to get my thoughts out into the world, whether you want to read it or not. The chapters are short because they are probably little messages, but we all need a cheesy quote now and then. :) Inspiration- I CAN'T SLEEP AND I AM BORED!!!!

This is just a bunch of my rants......

1976 --- .... --- This book was set in high school- and you are a little bully to Johnny- until.. one things leads to another and now you have to kiss his ass and praise the ground he steps on..

These are some ideas that I have come up with that would either like to write, or at least exist in the world. This 'book' will have bits and bobs from blurbs for books ect, little snippets to get the creative juices flowing , little songs/ poems or short stories. Any feedback would be cool, and if by a miracle someone wishes to write one then please tell me :)

No one gave a fuck... No one noticed Until it was to late

this is being remade

Hey guys so this is going to be my Jornal type this I'm expecting hate just don't be to harsh also you would add me on kik .jeff.the.stoner.

I'm a dumb fucking teen trying to find themself. I have stomach issues. lol. These are mostly going to be short story's about very random topics.

Are her dreams real or fake

HEYO!! This is my first story , and I am just doing this for funsies, my English isn't the best so expect A LOT of grammatical errors. I will try to focus on every character in the show and what they would realistically do. ships: Chaggi, huskerdust, Radioapple, ScientificMaid (Baxter X Niffty)) , Cherry snake and maybe more? this is just what I think the aftermath of the ending of S2 is.

This is for my best friend if your not her,you can still go ahead and read :) be prepared and don't get offended :)

Idefke

"Fast food, greasy, taco, I love. Food like this must only come from above." I always read these stories that rip out your heart like the ruby fic, or the forest fic etc. But I was wondering why no one used the best song ever to come to life, TB saga. This song has so much potential, and frankly I do not have a single clue on why no one would ever use this master piece. ... BEEF 'N CHEESE.

Bayley and Sasha face off in a kiss my ass match, with the loser having to kiss the winners bare backside.

never let your loyalty make a fool out of you ever again.

Or the one where James gets one of the worst Christmas surprises ever. Inspired by the song Merry Christmas, Kiss my Ass by All Time Low. HAVE FUN CHILDREN, and this is my first sad-ish one so yea. Whoo. Enjoy.

THERES THIS KID NAMED FUCKING PUCY IN MY SCHOOL SO LIKE BAHSHSHSH AND PUCY IF UR READING THIS SUCK MY ASS AND YOUR MOM PROBABLY WAS DRUNK WHILE GIVING BIRTH 😩 enjoy