Klutz Stories

"Um. Hi. Is this animal control? My name's Honey, but I promise it isn't my stripper name. Yeah, I have an emergency. I may have accidentally taken a wolf-man beast into my home, and now he's trying to make babies with me." I paused thoughtfully, contemplating my word choice. "Is this normal?" The phone line went dead. ~*~ Honey is the kindest, albiet quirkiest, girl you'll ever meet. With a beautiful face to match her unique personality, it's only natural that the werewolf king and her are mates. Except for the fact that she's a human.

Sometimes things are just not going well. For Carson, that happens more often then not. She tends to mess up everything she gets near and begins to feel as if she would be better leaving everyone alone. Only her friend Tamara can help her through. When she goes to a concert with Tamara, and she ruins the entire thing, something happens that leaves everyone shocked.

A collection of my Thoughts,Facts,and just things that I feel like I should say and clear off my chest

"Losing you was a story in itself, but it wasn't beautiful. " ----- The definition of Ayami is beautiful colors, and she was just that. In a metaphorical sense at least. She radiated beauty, even if she didn't realize it, kind, and loved everyone... well almost. High school is a hard time for everyone, and when Hayden Crimson came into her life, it made it that much more complicated. Hayden was the kind of guy that didn't have to work for what he wanted and had every girl falling at his feet. He was the new kid that became the new friend of Ayami's brother. She was his exception, and he hers. She was the one that didn't want him. And he was the only one she absolutely loathed.

Laura has never been the one to have a crush on someone but when she signs up for Ganaway summer camp, things start yo change. Big time.

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"Maybe I had just gone completely over-the-edge in love with Louis Tomlinson. Or maybe I had actually gone nuts, and this was all just a hallucination. But whatever the reason, I was not objecting." Kelly Parker, aged 19, has a life changing experience when her dream boyfriend picks HER to take out to dinner. But as their relationship grows, will one of his friends take an interest in the beautiful, clumsy Kelly as well? Or will she take an interest in them?

The school year has officially come back again. Jane Howard has everything perfectly planned out: her route to her classes, where she will sit, who she plans to have as partners for projects, and so on. However, that perfect plan is perfectly shattered when, on the very first day, Mr. Williams assigns an English project that is to last the entire year. Jane is paired with the one person she never dreamed of being paired with-Reuben Walker. Together, they have to research and replicate a study to see if it is fact or fiction. Will these strangers flop on their project or create a success?

This book will be all about the clumsy mishaps I've had and made and is all COMPLETELY true. With flashbacks to current events I hope you find humour in this story all about my life.

I feel safe when I'm in your arms.

The streetlight was directly above them and now Karlie could see with more detail, which was far greater than when she could just see silhouettes. Karlie let out another gasp, only this one was not out of horror, this one was of recognition.

I'll be honest here: there's really no point in reading this; my life's not all that interesting. Shocked? Yeah you are! (No you're not.) This is just what I'll be doing when I have the accursed WRITER'S BLOCK! (I'm sure everyone here is familiar with this life-threatening disease!) P.S. This is the result of my not having a life :\ WARNING Some entries may contain extreme stupidity, randomness, and embarrassing acts of clumsiness that may be intense for some Wattpaders.

Follow six students through junior year as they try to build and fortify relationships and get through the toughest year of high school at Epsilon High.

Marriage. The word she thought she would hear later in her life. Seventeen-year-old Valeria Díaz has always thought that she would someday get married in the dress she wants, the church she wants and the guy she wants until she finds out that the rest of her life has been planned for her. Learning that her mother had been keeping secrets from and made a deal with the most powerful family, the Mendoza's, she has to comply and marry their son, Dante Mendoza, the school fuckboy. Will she be able to get out of this?

Karmella Krown was the knew girl in school, and like most new kids, she attracted attention. Not only does she turn the heads of her fellow classmates, but especially a certain vampire in particular. She thinks he's completely normal...at first, but she's wrong, he was about to change her life forever. She finds out she was wrong about a lot of things, like being human, try being normal when you've got that weight on your back. On her first day not only does she encounter a more than human vampire, but also someone who looks strikingly familiar to her old boyfriend. And after that, she incites the wrath of a girl named Wolfie. Follow Karm in Little Miss Klutz and Mr. Vampire Boyfriend by Lillian Norris, as she learns not only about her secret life, but the dark secrets of the ones she cares about most.

kamikaze: /ˌkamɪˈkɑːzi/ noun: kamikaze; plural noun: kamikazes 1. (in the Second World War) a Japanese aircraft loaded with explosives and making a deliberate suicidal crash on an enemy target. "To put it simply I'm a klutz. Actually klutz doesn't even begin to cover it." Venus is a one-girl disaster zone. A catastrophe on legs if you will, always seconds away from her next big fall which always leads to mass destruction to anything around her. After hearing latest and maybe the most embarrassing fall to date, Venus is determined to change her ways. And what better way to do that by changing your whole look and graffiti the school AND make sure everyone knows who they are dealing with. Not Venus The Major Klutz, but Venus The Effing Amazing. ©Daydreamerscloud

#1 in greenfield #4 in everythinghaschanged #7 in Truffles #4 in Klutz •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• "Hailey, is it true?" He whispered. " does that even matter?" I say rolling my eyes. Tears which I was holding rolled down my cheeks. "Of course it matters! You are my best friend." He said pulling me into a hug but I pushed him away. "Oh so we are back to being friends. You sure you remember me? I thought u got a brain transplant and forgot me." I said sarcastically and turned to leave. He grabbed my wrist and held me back. "How could I? I tried, but I realised it's easy to stay away from myself than it is from you." He whispered, his blue eyes projecting nothing but sincerity. Hailey Evans just lost her father. All she needs right now is a true friend to share her grief. When she returns to her hometown after an year, she observed that nothing had changed much...... except Jordan Wood, his best friend, who refuses to recognise her. She is broken. What makes it even more difficult is the fact that she is falling for him. For her best friend. This isn't supposed to be right....right?