Knifecrophone Stories

I can't come up with a description =/ COVER BY: @Taco_SourCream <3 thanks so much fam!

A collection of standalone Inanimate Insanity short stories I've written over the years! These scraps can mostly be read in less than five minutes. Though the subject matter and approach varies considerably, they all offer a taste of different concepts - much like you can taste a variety of free samples at Costco. The Latest: "Take the Third Option" Knife and Cheesy have to take care of something for Mic. [Cheesy & Knife]

The Grand Slams go on a adventure to find out what happened to Inaminate Beach.

Knife has been having a pain in the- yea... but now he will be faced with many obstacles that could get him ended by the well known contestants. For a third time, Violence, Cruelty, and all that other sha-bang.

Knifecrophone Taco has a plan, and it doesn't involve a challenge, for once. Knife, on the other hand, decides it's time to confront them again. This takes place after episode 13. DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters or art; everything is owned by AnimationEpic and friends, who created Inanimate Insanity; all credit to them.

After a friends death,black square goes insane whenever he hears anything that has to do with Loren death.Nobody knows this expect for censored and server,they try to calm him down but it doesn't seem to work.There is only one option.They have to kill him

This takes place after episode 14...After microphone eliminated herself,taco wanted to make things right so she goes to knife and help her,but a experiment gone wrong and they both end up becoming monsters.They affect the others and kill mephone 4.The survivors are the only one left that can save them

Inanimate objects are waiting for the finale of an object show. But it caused the contestants to know what was happening the day after. They fight for their lives and all come down to a 3v4 !Disclaimer! This story includes blood, voilence and others. This story is added with Inanimate Insanity characters and show.

A rubric cube comes to the object world,only to be seen as a demon.Twistable is also a demon and mousetrap is a hybrid,the 3 decided to form a alliance and start a murdering spree.They all make a monster alliance and make some object show villains join their alliance.The bright lights With knife,microphone,taco,Loren,epic guy,pen and yin yang (from object oppose) have to stop them before it's too late

A vortex has opened up and sucked up all the contestants in II. Turns out, there are other object shows. With more forms of other characters. Read as they fight for a second time with a return of a certain someone.

A teen named knife is arrested for murder and a girl named microphone has a huge crush on him.What will happen if the two met? And what if one tries keeping them from meeting and falling in love with each other

Get ready to have y'all pants scared off to these creepypastas in a object show

When Mic lets her crush on Knife slip to Cheesy, he's positive that she has a lot to gain from getting a comedian's help in wooing her crush. Hopefully things will somehow set themselves into her favor... (Highschool AU where Inanimate Insanity II is a show put on by the theatre kids. Contains Knife x Microphone and onesided Cheesy x Microphone.)

Microphone wants to avoid embarrassing herself. Cheesy and Soap want Microphone to confess her feelings for Knife. Somehow neither happens. (A Microphone x Knife oneshot written for the ever-patient @iiBossChrissy! Contains a reference to my previous oneshot A Jerk's Policy, but is an independent read.)

✖️ABSOLUTELY NO LEMONS✖️ Enjoy reading oneshots about your fave characters and ships from BFB/BDFI and Inanimate Insanity!!

This is where everyone in I.I is in a high school with magical powers. As the school years progress and people mature, how will all the drama go down? What romances shall happen in this book? What else mongers the school in which nobody talks about? What secret powers do some have but not know or reveal.. What secrets will get revealed? Follow in on the journey on Inanimate Eastridge High!