Knockknock Stories

Knock knock...

❁❁ "Knock, kno-" "Can you not" ❁❁ A book of 70 random, dirty, rude and funny knock knock jokes.. First Published: 9th of August 2015 Completed: 12th of December 2015

Hello, and welcome to Mia's (that's me!) Joke Book! I am, according to my friends, a 'comedian in training' because I looove to tell jokes! So, this is a joke book that will hopefully be filled with random jokes. Please give me your opinions on whether these a good or bleh. Also, I like to use different ƒσηϯς sometimes, so be warned (*cough*title*cough*) ...anyway, let's begin!!!

"Shmee I'm- I'm scared." Squee trembled. "Don't be, it's just a face sucking monster asking to come in." shmee replied dryly.

Tired of these knock knock jokes

have fun! And I'll keep on adding jokes every night!Don't forget to vote!

This is originally my first fanfic for the John Doe + Game fandom. It's pretty bad and all over the place, uh but cringe is free and so is this work so please take it...and no- no you don't know me from the Maison Talo fic- wdym??? I've never wrote anything like that- :) Oh and for now this is finished lol...might add a date chapter later lol- COVER ART IS NOT MINE IT BELONGS TO @Mortisfox ON TWITTER. THEY ARE THE CREATOR OF JOHN DOE CHECK THEM OUT.

A book of Knock Knock Jokes that uses names. The fist bump knuckle (👊🏼) means I made the joke.

Girl-: mouly sharma Boy-: Akash sharma Tropes-: unknown to lovers

Two young girls, Lola and Heather start getting tormented on by an old man, they try to stay cool calm and collected but at some points it falls short.

Here are some 100 awesome ways to annoy people. Hope you enjoy. :D If you have an idea for a new idea for the section please message me one. Make sure to follow me. If you do I will give you a shoutout, like all your books, and follow you back. Thanks for reading my book. :D

☯✿ ╣ Vaishnavi singh ╠ ✿☯ ◍•°✧MAFIA's BABYGIRL✧°•◍ me-♡ 🤫🤘🏻🙅🏻‍♂️👩‍🎨👸👩‍🚀🧚🌷🕊️ {~na samman ka moh na apman ka bhay~} °-- > Bhai yaha mai apni hriday ki vastuein share karti hu,to kripya story smjne ki bhul na karein😑if you are that free to no my secrets or intrested in peeping inside my life,then i welcome u with a SMILE 😊😌 °-->Apna parichay karte hue ham batana chahenge I AM A BACKBENCHER SINCE NURSERY .. ALSO I'M ABOVE AVERAGE STUDENT 💓☺️ °--> Sab se phle bata du ki NO NEED TO TRY ON ME...atyant SANSKARI 🤌🏻💅🏻 Or ati vichitr banaya h hame hamare mata or pita ne hehe 😁 °-->mere yaha do BESTIES or bht ache dost hai by the way I am busy these days. °--> Mai apne nature ke bare me kya hi batau I'm a bit CONFUSED 24/7..and yes I am one of those SHY BUBBLY CHILDISH girl..from a middle class Hindu family ofc😄👍🏻..ya but m NOT innocent ok! °--> apni prashansa me kya hi kahun SHREMAAN aise kuch h hi nai.. Ha magar batein bhtt bana leti hu.. class me sabse adhik TALKATIVE jo hu Sirf bolne ki hi nhi, IMMATURITY ki bhi bimari bhi hai 😂 °-->Ishwar ne banane me sirf ek bhul ki h, avashya ye ki sensitive bana diya hai ... na chahte hue bi itna hu 😫 ki log CRY BABY bolte h log sare °-->that's all and at last I would like to tell,if you wanna like me it's your CHOICE .. And wanna hate me then it's my choice brother! 😉 °--> If you wanna insult me ....then do it please it gives a kick to make my COME BACK strong.. °--> I was born on a full moon night 🌕, my zodiac is scorpion boss so u mind that I'm UNPREDICTABLE ❤️‍🔥🥀❤️‍🩹 🪷 Radhe Radhe 🌼 °•°•° 🩵°•°•°🩷°•°•°

So this book is gonna about knock knock jokes mostly & other jokes too..Some of them will be my own's & the rest is from different websites

Funny jokes to make you laugh at every moment with every mood. With many themes, these jokes are guaranteed to knock your socks off. Suitable for the whole family. Guaranteed giggles!

Just random jokes that i know you will like.

What do you think life is ❝BEING A SISTER OF THE DRUMMER❞ ? Well, Josh Devine's half-sister to be exact. Do you think she'll end up dating ONE of her brother's band mates? Or will she end up dating NONE of them? Angel Devine - Josh's half-sister who loves food and joke around with her siblings and bestfriends. - Hot brunette chick who knows how to play drums. - Kinda boyish. _____________________________ ❝Go with the flow.❞

Hola Amigos! If you wanna see something that'll knock you off your broomstick you might as well read this! :) This book will have loads of hilarious stuff that might make a fall off the bed clutching your tummy, laughing! :D Comebacks, Jokes, Pick-up Lines, Riddles and Short Stories.... All of it treasured in "RandomTopia".. Together we'll have a journey with lots of smiling, happy tears and laughing! Stay Tuned! Pretty Please with a cherry on top Comment and Vote!! I'd love to hear your views! Best comment's owner will get a dedication too! :) Disclaimer: I own Nothing!

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