Koolaid Stories

Jake and Kool Aid Man have a connection. One like no other.

Even though it's not at midnight nor is there memes, well maybe sometimes. This is basically just me posting my fuck ups for the world to see. Might be some anime shit in here.

This is a book of a bunch of r/entitledparents I found on Reddit. Usernames of the person who posted it on Reddit will be at the end of each chapter. Hope you enjoy

This was just a random crack fic I made at 3 am. Characters include but are not limited to; the Koolaid man, Elmo, Queen Elizabeth ||, Kermit, Sonic, and more! Keep in mind this isn't serious and was the product of me being bored. Character death warning ig?

I'm sorry

Fabulous

What will happen when Coquette Kaybean bumps into an edgy ravenette? Will their relationship settle as enemies forever? Or will it blossom towards more? Read to find out.. Had to use a deadplate cover but I'll get a good cover soon:]

severus snape × edward cullen × koolaid man love triangle

Where Barney gets the ride of his life!! BY reading this mind you this is my first book I tried on I will be publishing everyday or try to THis story will have hope and lots of chapters

THE PETITION TO CHANGE THE WORD 'Tea' TO THE BETTER WORD 'Koolaid!'

WHY ANTEATERS SUCK 1. their fucking faces 2. they are long and look like they're walking backwards all the time 3. their tails are ridiculous 4. They inspire pity 5. when i see a dead one i smile 6. their tongues are long and sticky and so they must eat so much dirt its stupid as hell 7. they are the bane of ants 8. ants are good animals and anteaters are born to kill 9. instectivore? more like insecti bore me to fucking sleep 10. i want nothing to do with them 11. if an anteater moved in next door to me i'd skip town and also burn down the house the anteater lived in 12. they are dickheads 13. they walk like they're going somewhere important all the time 14. they are scary 15. they SUCK they SUCK as animals. servals are second 16. they have never experienced love 17. they actively agree with everything everyone else disagrees with 18. whenever i look at them im never sure which way they are walking and it upsets me 19. their tails are as big as them. what the hell? 20. they have long ass creepy nails that dig 21. their babies are pink and wrong 22. they are not important to the world 23. we would not miss them 24. they would not miss themselves 25. i once saw an anteater succ and it offended me so much i cried 26. they have a shit coloration that reminds me of muddy penguins 28. they are barely fluffy, a quality that could redeem them 29. THEY SUCK 30. ant eaters are ugly and bad 31. they hate everyone 32. dickheads

uwu kawaii desu sugoi aishiteru!1!1!!11111!!!!!!!!!

!!PLEASE READ BEFORE CONTINUING!! -------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -------------------------- Warning: There's going to be self harm, cuss words, and suicide. If any of that triggers you, please don't continue the story. -------------------------- Disclaimer 1: I don't reread my stories so if there's a word that's misspelled or a sentence doesn't make sense, skip over it. Don't waste your time trying to point it out and make into a joke. -------------------------- Disclaimer 2: I have a different account so I might not post much on this one but I'll try to. -------------------------- Disclaimer 3: Not all the characters belong to me. Most of them were created by my friends. -------------------------- Anyway, I don't have much else to say besides enjoy the story dumb dumb.

This is a fanfic about two Jesters i've made up. This is about their relationship. One Jester is flirty while the other is flustered. The perfect combination

Came back like a survivor

The title says it all.

Daniel is a lonely man after attempting to kill a summer camp.

this is a true and a super cereal story and you can't make fun of it or else my alpha, werewolf, fairy, vampire, and totally real boyfriend will be after you 😈

Sapnap seems to really like koolaid, and soon, falls in love with the man behind it all.