Kravitz Stories

Assorted TAZ Balance headcanons and AUs (in no particular order) Most are mine but a few of my favorites by other people thrown in. I will try to credit. ALSO SPOILERS. DO NOT READ IF NOT FINISHED WITH THE BALANCE CAMPAIGN. Characters and story belong to Justin, Travis, Clint, and of course Griffin McElroy. Feedback is acknowledged and appreciated. Alright thanks!

Just a bunch of AU's for the good boys

WARNING: HAS A LOT OF CURSING, VIOLENCE, GORE, AND OF COURSE CHEESY ROMANCE. After the crews battle with The Hunger, life had gone at a much slower pace. Especially for Lup. Sure, she had Barry, and Taako, and the rest of the Starblaster crew, but Lup was missing the adrenaline rush of running into a battle, her spell slots ready to be wasted. However, Lup never wanted one of the hardest struggles The Tres Horny Bois faced to come flying back at all of them when they least expected it. WONDERLAND.

Kravitz meets a mischevious elf when trying to stop a recent string of death crimes. He can't kill him, since Taako isn't the cause for the crimes himself - But, When he talks to the elf, Kravitz may be getting more than he'd hoped for.

The Hollywood landscape is constantly shifting, with new romances blossoming and fading like fleeting stars. But the relationship between Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum was something special. It wasn't just a Hollywood fling; it was a captivating blend of artistic collaboration, undeniable chemistry, and a genuine affection that captivated the public's imagination.

After losing his sister and putting everything he had into trying to find her, Taako has become a pirate of the streets. He's not even sure where he is anymore, too far from home for anything to be familiar, and too broke to get a train home anyway. Not like he wants to go back. It would be too quiet without her there. He's spent the last few months taking money where he can get it, sometimes from small cooking shows in busy squares, and stealing when he has to. He's not proud of it, but the idiots make it so easy... Anyway, he needs the money to keep looking for Lup. Of course, he's having no luck here, and he can't do anything for her if he keeps freaking out. Maybe it's time to take a little while for himself. Kravitz knows that sometimes, for the kingdom, you have to make sacrifices. He's let go of his dreams of being a musician, and there has never been a more dedicated captain of her majesty's army. But when he discovers that his mother has set up an arranged marriage - well, he knows better than to argue with her. It's for the good of the country, after all. Still, it's not going to stop him from sneaking out to go to his favorite bar.

Kravitz arrives on the scene of a tragedy not having much information about what happened. He is used to his job and goes into it without much thought. However when he lays eyes on those involved he finds himself feeling an unusual amount of emotion. Author's note: This doesn't fit perfectly into the story. Kravitz hadn't met Taako before the crystal kingdom. I had a groovy little idea that I wanted to share, I suppose.

Umbrellas are gay now

A roleplay book for the adventure zone!

Lup is due to take the throne of Faerun and become queen in a few days, the daughter of a powerful king and wise queen. But it isn't supposed to be like this. Her twin brother Taako was born first, and he is supposed to become king. But he's gone, and nobody has been able to find him for two weeks. As the coronation day grows near, Lup's royal scientist Barry Bluejeans works meticulously to find Lup's brother before it's too late. The spell he finds may be the key to finding Taako, but it carries a heavy price tag.

It's hard being a harbinger of death in the millennial era. From young adults thinking of him as a fun icon to constantly hearing "Guess I'll die" jokes, Kravitz doesn't think his life could get any harder. That is, until his boyfriend makes a comment that manages to get under his skin. MAJOR TAZ SPOILERS! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE FINISHED THE BALANCE CAMPAIGN!

One shot stories from the Mcelroy's podcast The Adventure Zone.

Tres horny boys now have passed away and live on with Magnus and his wife in the afterlife. Taako becomes the apprentice of Istus and works with his husband Kravitz. All is calm and happy. The Star Blaster lives on Earth inside a museum. This is going to remain unfinished, sorry folks! I like where it is now more than any other story I was gonna make. Cover by SammyTorres on deviantart (Go watch them so good!!!)

they can't seem to find the time to speak, so they write.

Mei had it all planned out, attend Harvard in the fall. If only she was there to actually attend school. Mei and Max Kravitz may seem like your normal average strange twins, but with their father as the boss of a cyber cabal, they're far from normal. When one of their father's items go missing, the twins will do anything to get it back and impress their father. Their cover seems set in stone, attend college at Harvard and act normal. Everything goes according to plan, until Mei gets a roommate. Nineteen year old, Carter LaFou. An adventure through the cyber world and ours, The Kravitz Code is one you'll want to crack.