Kristenwiig Stories

Hi, I love this man so enjoy some one shots :) Taking requests! I do not own SNL (s/o big man Michaels), Barry, It, etc. highest rankings: #1 crushxreader #1 billhaderxreader #2 saturdaynightlive #2 johnmulaney #4 billhader

This is basically just a parody of all those horrible One Direction fanfictions we've all read. It's filled with insecure models, a little terrorism, some supernatural shit, and anything else I can't think of. Enjoy

SNL has some changes. An old member comes back, and one cast member is more than delighted about it...

This story is about Bill Hader coming back to host w kristen wiig, hope you enjoy(:

y/n thought she was just going to watch saturday night live when she bumps into someone, forever changing her life

Holtzmann and Erin are getting closer. Then, a familiar person from Jillian's past shows up... In this story, there is going to be another character of Kate. The story will mostly be about Holtzbert, Holtzmann and the other character. Don't look at the tags for spoilers. Also, I am not a native English speaker, so don't get on my back for my grammar that sucks.

When Titanus Bunyip is on the prowl in Washington DC, Titanus Cheetah is killed. It's up to Rodan, Mothra and Wonder Woman to avenge their dead friend and to stop the Bunyip before other titans suffer the same fate that Barbara Minerva/Cheetah has...

Ficlets, one-shots and sometimes just fun random scenarios between the dorky physicist and the weird engineer, Erin Gilbert and Jillian Holtzmann. The chapters will have no connection to each other; some will be longer, some will be shorter, some will be AU and some will follow the original plot. I tried my best to keep them in character and to make the dynamic between them the most interesting and realistic as possible. It's been a while since the movie came out but I still hope this will catch on.

about jillians past and why she is in witness protection

You've already read a lot of books like this one, but you might find something new in this one. Good luck.

This is an Erin Gilbert and Jillian Holtzmann fanfic. From the Ghostbusters trailers to the film itself, it's undeniable how much chemistry the characters have and I'm in love with the idea of them being a thing.

One shots of Yatesbert taking place in their high school or college days in the events before the movie

Verna Ardolf was a middle-class eighth grade student with B+ grades and a charming personality. But, just like everyone else's life it isn't perfect. She was bullied, ridiculed, and humiliated by her peers. "You're pissing your pants!!!!" Shouted Karen Davis, pointing at the unpleasant sight from behind her desk. "Fuck yourself, Verna Ardolf!" Johnny Osbourne exclaimed, laughing all the while. "Listen up, bitch. It's time you get your mouth to some use," Karen swung her right leg back, her strong foot slamming against Verna's abdomen. Verna grunted in pain as she laid helplessly on the school track. "I'm going to force you to suck my boyfriend's dick and make my friends watch!" The brunette roughly grabbed Verna's bruised arm, yanking her off the ground. Karen demonically smiled, striking Verna's cheek. Verna put a cold hand to her cheek, desperately trying to contain the tears that were leaking out of her sapphire eyes. Karen's friends cackled like witches, eyeing Verna like she was a snack for a hungry Grizzly Bear. "Alright, Eighth Grader. Ready to get the party started?" Karen smirked. Oh, yes. The party was just beginning. After nearly six months of nothing but assault and endless embarrassment, Verna Ardolf snaps like a thin stick. And oh, let's just say it was a memorable experience for the surviving members of the incident, as well as her still-living relatives.

A collection of Ghostbusters prompts (mostly holtzbert) that I think of but can't turn into an entire book. Enjoy!

Kate and Kristen have both known eachother for years now, but what happens when their friendship develops into more?

The four Ghostbusters treat themselves to a night off and decide to go to the local fair. Someone wants to go on the Ferris wheel and someone goes with and ends up rocking their seat which means someone is gonna hold on for dear life. Holtzbert one shot. So much fluff.

'Are you okay?' 'I am now,' Erin replied.

two people, their careers marching onwards and upwards, realize that the barriers that kept them apart for years are fading away. it begins when Bill makes an exhausted, slightly intoxicated, 3am phone call.

A young performer called janie is performing at the premier of ghostbusters when she falls in love with one of the main cast members....

✇POSTPONED---- NOT FINISHED AND WILL NEVER BE (sorry!! Read my bio) "I'm looking at you and my heart loves the view," 『 Erin Gilbert, the tidy, stuck-up, and quiet scientist finds herself caring more for the careless engineer. She thought that she hated that crazy scientist 』 『 Jillian Holtzmann, the crazy and careless engineer finds herself flirting alot more then usual with the stuck up Erin Gilbert. 』 Short oneshots showing how they sort the equation of their love and the chemistry of their relationship. (Stories are not in any particular order!!) ♥︎ holtzbert♥︎ -------------------------------------------------------- ✇NOT EDITED! so please excuse all my mistakes! ✇follow me at @holztmann on insta!!