Kristenwiig Stories

Holtzbert fluff

two people, their careers marching onwards and upwards, realize that the barriers that kept them apart for years are fading away. it begins when Bill makes an exhausted, slightly intoxicated, 3am phone call.

Holtzbert story based on the relationship of Cophine and their famous "I just wanna make crazy Science with you" scene. But you don't have to have watched Orphan Black to understand. Fluff with some minor smut.

y/n thought she was just going to watch saturday night live when she bumps into someone, forever changing her life

Kristen Wiig, an important fashion entrepreneur, not to mention the most recognized one in the city of New York. Kate McKinnon, a simple photographer of a great magazine. How can two people from such different worlds end up together?

Verna Ardolf was a middle-class eighth grade student with B+ grades and a charming personality. But, just like everyone else's life it isn't perfect. She was bullied, ridiculed, and humiliated by her peers. "You're pissing your pants!!!!" Shouted Karen Davis, pointing at the unpleasant sight from behind her desk. "Fuck yourself, Verna Ardolf!" Johnny Osbourne exclaimed, laughing all the while. "Listen up, bitch. It's time you get your mouth to some use," Karen swung her right leg back, her strong foot slamming against Verna's abdomen. Verna grunted in pain as she laid helplessly on the school track. "I'm going to force you to suck my boyfriend's dick and make my friends watch!" The brunette roughly grabbed Verna's bruised arm, yanking her off the ground. Karen demonically smiled, striking Verna's cheek. Verna put a cold hand to her cheek, desperately trying to contain the tears that were leaking out of her sapphire eyes. Karen's friends cackled like witches, eyeing Verna like she was a snack for a hungry Grizzly Bear. "Alright, Eighth Grader. Ready to get the party started?" Karen smirked. Oh, yes. The party was just beginning. After nearly six months of nothing but assault and endless embarrassment, Verna Ardolf snaps like a thin stick. And oh, let's just say it was a memorable experience for the surviving members of the incident, as well as her still-living relatives.

This story is about Bill Hader coming back to host w kristen wiig, hope you enjoy(:

You've been hired as the Ghostbuster's PR manager after the night of ghost chaos. You've bonded with the whole team, but there's something about Jillian Holtzmann that makes you unable to stop thinking about her. WLW Jillian Holtzmann x reader story

kristen wiig is "younger, more successful and husband stealer" while jennifer aniston tries to stay out of stupid gossip drama that goes around her, her husband and a fellow actress, kristen wiig. what happens when the two of them share a new movie's leading roles and the battle of two big stars of comedy really start?

Hi, I love this man so enjoy some one shots :) Taking requests! I do not own SNL (s/o big man Michaels), Barry, It, etc. highest rankings: #1 crushxreader #1 billhaderxreader #2 saturdaynightlive #2 johnmulaney #4 billhader

Everyone is wondering who was the one that stung the man that attacked Barbara. Some say that it was a big wasp... Some say that it was a giant insect but, Barbara knows the truth. Will Diana catch on to what happened...?

Ficlets, one-shots and sometimes just fun random scenarios between the dorky physicist and the weird engineer, Erin Gilbert and Jillian Holtzmann. The chapters will have no connection to each other; some will be longer, some will be shorter, some will be AU and some will follow the original plot. I tried my best to keep them in character and to make the dynamic between them the most interesting and realistic as possible. It's been a while since the movie came out but I still hope this will catch on.

Holtzmann and Erin are getting closer. Then, a familiar person from Jillian's past shows up... In this story, there is going to be another character of Kate. The story will mostly be about Holtzbert, Holtzmann and the other character. Don't look at the tags for spoilers. Also, I am not a native English speaker, so don't get on my back for my grammar that sucks.

The four Ghostbusters treat themselves to a night off and decide to go to the local fair. Someone wants to go on the Ferris wheel and someone goes with and ends up rocking their seat which means someone is gonna hold on for dear life. Holtzbert one shot. So much fluff.

This is basically just a parody of all those horrible One Direction fanfictions we've all read. It's filled with insecure models, a little terrorism, some supernatural shit, and anything else I can't think of. Enjoy

A collection of Ghostbusters prompts (mostly holtzbert) that I think of but can't turn into an entire book. Enjoy!

When Titanus Bunyip is on the prowl in Washington DC, Titanus Cheetah is killed. It's up to Rodan, Mothra and Wonder Woman to avenge their dead friend and to stop the Bunyip before other titans suffer the same fate that Barbara Minerva/Cheetah has...

One shots of Yatesbert taking place in their high school or college days in the events before the movie

Kristen Wiig and Kate McKinnon got into media's hunting because their friendship seems to be really deep. Kristen just laughs to their ship name "McWiig" that BuzzFeed created after one scene in SNL. But Kate is not laughing - her feelings are real and the scene was more than the greatest moment of her love life. McWiig might be the center of media now, but Kristen is the center of Kate's life. But of course she can't say it... or can she?

Two collegues can be friends but eventually one of them will fall for the other one. Between their funny conversation and lame jokes Jon fell in love with Kris. Would he confess his love to her? -Wiiger a.k.a Pavithra Raman-