Kristenwiig Stories

Sammi has everything she thought she wanted; her dream job as a writer and performer at Saturday Night Live, a steady relationship with her longtime boyfriend Bill, and a tight-knit creative family made up of late nights, half-finished sketches, and inside jokes that only make sense at 2 a.m. From the outside, her life looks perfectly scripted. But behind the laughter and applause, her relationship with Bill is quietly unraveling. What once felt effortless now feels strained, built more on routine than connection. As the pressure of SNL intensifies, Sammi finds herself questioning whether love should feel this exhausting, and whether holding on is worth losing herself. When an unexpected creative opportunity introduces Sammi to James Franco, she's drawn into a collaboration that feels dangerously easy, alive in a way she hasn't felt in a long time. What starts as friendship and shared creativity slowly becomes something deeper, forcing Sammi to confront the truth about what she wants, who she's becoming, and how long she's been denying it.

Kate and Kristen have both known eachother for years now, but what happens when their friendship develops into more?

A young performer called janie is performing at the premier of ghostbusters when she falls in love with one of the main cast members....

Holtzmann and Erin are getting closer. Then, a familiar person from Jillian's past shows up... In this story, there is going to be another character of Kate. The story will mostly be about Holtzbert, Holtzmann and the other character. Don't look at the tags for spoilers. Also, I am not a native English speaker, so don't get on my back for my grammar that sucks.

SNL has some changes. An old member comes back, and one cast member is more than delighted about it...

A collection of Ghostbusters prompts (mostly holtzbert) that I think of but can't turn into an entire book. Enjoy!

Holtzbert fluff

The girls have their first Christmas together&plan a small Christmas party with Kevin,Mookie and Jennifer.. they notice Patty has been quite bummed out and depressed since the beginning of the holidays and becoming more so as it gets closer to Christmas Day and get very persistent as to find out why that is so they can help. There will be some Yateslan (AbbyXPatty) and Holtzbert (ErinXHoltzy) fluff and also consist of some Polybusters!

Kristen Wiig and Kate McKinnon got into media's hunting because their friendship seems to be really deep. Kristen just laughs to their ship name "McWiig" that BuzzFeed created after one scene in SNL. But Kate is not laughing - her feelings are real and the scene was more than the greatest moment of her love life. McWiig might be the center of media now, but Kristen is the center of Kate's life. But of course she can't say it... or can she?

This is basically just a parody of all those horrible One Direction fanfictions we've all read. It's filled with insecure models, a little terrorism, some supernatural shit, and anything else I can't think of. Enjoy

Verna Ardolf was a middle-class eighth grade student with B+ grades and a charming personality. But, just like everyone else's life it isn't perfect. She was bullied, ridiculed, and humiliated by her peers. "You're pissing your pants!!!!" Shouted Karen Davis, pointing at the unpleasant sight from behind her desk. "Fuck yourself, Verna Ardolf!" Johnny Osbourne exclaimed, laughing all the while. "Listen up, bitch. It's time you get your mouth to some use," Karen swung her right leg back, her strong foot slamming against Verna's abdomen. Verna grunted in pain as she laid helplessly on the school track. "I'm going to force you to suck my boyfriend's dick and make my friends watch!" The brunette roughly grabbed Verna's bruised arm, yanking her off the ground. Karen demonically smiled, striking Verna's cheek. Verna put a cold hand to her cheek, desperately trying to contain the tears that were leaking out of her sapphire eyes. Karen's friends cackled like witches, eyeing Verna like she was a snack for a hungry Grizzly Bear. "Alright, Eighth Grader. Ready to get the party started?" Karen smirked. Oh, yes. The party was just beginning. After nearly six months of nothing but assault and endless embarrassment, Verna Ardolf snaps like a thin stick. And oh, let's just say it was a memorable experience for the surviving members of the incident, as well as her still-living relatives.

Kristen Wiig, an important fashion entrepreneur, not to mention the most recognized one in the city of New York. Kate McKinnon, a simple photographer of a great magazine. How can two people from such different worlds end up together?

✇POSTPONED---- NOT FINISHED AND WILL NEVER BE (sorry!! Read my bio) "I'm looking at you and my heart loves the view," 『 Erin Gilbert, the tidy, stuck-up, and quiet scientist finds herself caring more for the careless engineer. She thought that she hated that crazy scientist 』 『 Jillian Holtzmann, the crazy and careless engineer finds herself flirting alot more then usual with the stuck up Erin Gilbert. 』 Short oneshots showing how they sort the equation of their love and the chemistry of their relationship. (Stories are not in any particular order!!) ♥︎ holtzbert♥︎ -------------------------------------------------------- ✇NOT EDITED! so please excuse all my mistakes! ✇follow me at @holztmann on insta!!

The Dreamstone returns and Rodan and Wonder Woman's wife Mothra find it and soon, Mothra makes her wish...

about jillians past and why she is in witness protection

Two collegues can be friends but eventually one of them will fall for the other one. Between their funny conversation and lame jokes Jon fell in love with Kris. Would he confess his love to her? -Wiiger a.k.a Pavithra Raman-

This story is about Bill Hader coming back to host w kristen wiig, hope you enjoy(:

Everyone is wondering who was the one that stung the man that attacked Barbara. Some say that it was a big wasp... Some say that it was a giant insect but, Barbara knows the truth. Will Diana catch on to what happened...?

Holtzbert story based on the relationship of Cophine and their famous "I just wanna make crazy Science with you" scene. But you don't have to have watched Orphan Black to understand. Fluff with some minor smut.

two people, their careers marching onwards and upwards, realize that the barriers that kept them apart for years are fading away. it begins when Bill makes an exhausted, slightly intoxicated, 3am phone call.