Krustytheclown Stories

Krusty-Krusty Franchises began a new partnership with a large farming conglomerate in the United States. But the company uses a brutal and inhuman approach to meat sources... cannibalism. They don't even have a farm in the US, all their food sources come from Thailand.

TW for death, killing, violence, suicide attempt, gore, and light swearing (censored) Krusty x Bob Sideshow Bob finally succeeds in killing Bart, but the events that follow make him realize how much of a monster he really is.

16 residents from Springfield are trapped in a killing game with barley any memory of each other. Lisa Simpson just wants to know who her brother and parents are, but...nobody will kill to find out...right..? 16/16 residents remaining

Got any questions for me? Want to give me a dare? Well then come on kids!! Say what you want and this clown will answer and do them all! :D

Oneshots between multiple different characters from different series

A series of x reader chapters including different characters from different series.

After finishing college you move to Springfield, and without having much experience you decide to apply for a clown position at a local circus. But it turns out, your clown tricks won't be the only entertainment there..

This book is whatever we want it to be. A random collection of randomness, filled with useless nonsense and freeform thoughts and bursts of inspiration. You will not enjoy it.