Kryten Stories

This is an Arnold Rimmer x OC story (as of sept 4th 2022: GOING THROUGH MAJOR STORY EDITS) Eddie Hammond fakes her name, her identity and her qualifications in order to get a job as a lowly technician on the mining ship, Red Dwarf. Although, after secrets from her past resurface, she is sent to spend the rest of her contract in Stasis. To her horror, Hammond awakes three million years later with a companion equally as useless as she, Dave Lister. Along with a bipedal cat, a senile computer and a neurotic hologram who takes pride in making her life a living hell, Hammond is forced to endure the aggravating task of finding her place in the universe. Aside from the company, floating in the expanse of deep space doesn't seem all that bad. - - Includes main characters and plot points/storylines from the series and the novels. - - TW: mature themes, dr*g use, general angst, and foul language. • Started on August 21st 2020 • hope you enjoy!

They crew take another stab at the iconic game

Jedná se o crossover příběh mezi světem Doctor Who a Red Dwarf. Doktor se dostane do dimenze posádky Red Dwarf kvůli anomálii ve Vortexu. Následuje setkání s Listerem, Rimmerem a Krytonem, přičemž se společně pokoušejí řešit kolizi vesmírů. Po několika zábavných interakcích a zmatcích se vše vrátí do původního stavu, jako by se nic nestalo.

Welcome to my Red Dwarf book of Drabble. Here you will find 100 words exactly or short snippets of things that I thought of. I take requests too. No smut, I can go as far as suggestiveness but no smut.

Y/N was a senior officer on the mining ship Red Dwarf, She is very smart and has been working under the captain's wing for years! but when a radiation leak is in full force, she is forced to use an escape pod for her safety. The pod she escaped in put her into stasis for 3 million and 5 years and when she wakes up, she finds she is aboard the Dwarf and stuck with Lister, Cat, Kryten and the hologram himself, A.J Rimmer... As she gets to know the crew she starts to warm up to Rimmer even if he is quite a git..... What will happen? find out by reading the smeggin book -_-

this book tells the story of how he met one of the only friends the Rimmer ever had, and how their unique relationship developed over time. Cornelia Laurier is an OC I made years ago, and one of the most developed OC's I have ever made. She has changed a lot from her first version, down to the name. (May I suggest that you search the pronunciation of Laurier, it is not said how it looks)

The journey to find Red Dwarf was taking longer than expected, and with the one person Arnold Rimmer was supposed to take care of inside a deep sleep unit, leaving him with nothing else to do, no-one else to talk to, all he did was think - for six years. Set between the webcomic, Prelude to Nanarcy, and Psirens. Thanks to Lizzie(Liziplier) for co-writing this. I'm not good with dialogue, and without her help on that and other aspects of the story, I don't think I ever would've finished it. I also want to thank the beta readers who helped us out in a big way.

A one shot book about the glorious world and crew of Red Dwarf.

John dreams about a favourite TV show of his.

Arnold Judas Rimmer and love never mix but when you, a hologram from another ship, glitch to red dwarf due to a fault in your light bee things begin to change. He never thought he was capable of loving someone else ...that was until he met you! A/N: I have series 6 Rimmer in mind when I'm writing this just so you know! Also if you use tumblr feel free to follow my RD blog 'smegdwarf' where I also post fanfics as well as fanart and other RD stuffs!

Pages of red dwarf memes

The boys find themselves on yet another prison ship, only this time without the justice field, and they can't help but feel that something is wrong, while battling this unease they come across a stranger who captures their attention, the boys learn a little bit more about this new alliance, including a sneaking suspicion that she may know more than she's letting on. The story takes place in the time skip between season 8 and back to earth, because everything does at this point, I can't be stopped. And just a disclaimer, the main character is not being shipped with anyone, she is 13 that would be gross ew

"That's the last time I ever trust a psychopath!" Based on where I thought Rimmer was, up until the others found him in a waste disposal box. A few tweaks had to be made, or it wouldn't make sense.

The crew stumble on a science center where vile historical figures have been "cured" of evil. I rewrote the episode to include my original character, as she's now a part of the crew. I didn't deviate too far from the script, but did add a sub-plot. Of course, rewrites aren't for everyone - you're not obligated to read it. It's just something I've been wanting to do.

Zora was the Captain of the Solaris 1 after the ship was attacked by stimulants the ship was dying and losing power and so as a last resort, she goes into stasis waiting to be saved. Little did she know she would be asleep for 3millions years and her saviours would be the weird and wonderful of the Red Dwarf. #1 Red Dwarf 23/05/21

!!!! At the moment this is discontinued, I may return to it later but atm it's very unlikely !!!! in 2024, main character Ronnie decides to do one of the early trials for a new technology called stasis. originally, she was supposed to awake after 5 months in a testing facility but things go wrong and she finds herself on the Mining ship Red Dwarf with crew members Lister, Cat, Rimmer and super computer Holly three million years into the future. (story starts some-time in season two) - also if you have any suggestions or comments on what I should or shouldn't do, please feel free to voice them. I'm still wondering if I should rewrite episodes or come-up with new ones so who knows where the story will go?

One Shots and preferences for Red Dwarf.