Kryten Stories

Rimmer got a hard light drive and everyone has been trying to be happy for him, but he's being even more of a smeghead than usual. But when an argument between Rimmer and Lister ends unexpectedly the air between them changes and they both begin considering something they never have before. Maybe all those days and nights in deep space meant more to each of them then they realised, and maybe all they needed was a little push to bring their façades tumbling down. *Also available on ao3* -All characters are from Red Dwarf-

This Suggestion had me doubled over laughing for 2 minutes, So here it is a Red Dwarf / Doctor Strange Crossover. When a reality-eating anomaly grabs Doctor Stephen Strange mid-spell and hurls him three million years into the future, he doesn't land in a mystic temple or alien citadel. He drops-quite literally-onto the rusting decks of the Jupiter Mining Corporation ship Red Dwarf. Now the Sorcerer Supreme has to team up with the last human alive, a neurotic hologram, a fashion-obsessed feline humanoid, a guilt-ridden mechanoid and a senile ship computer to stop a cosmic parasite made of regret from chewing their timeline into infinite sad little fragments. As Starbug dives into a storm of "what ifs," Strange must guide the crew through the lives they never had-lives they might still desperately want-before the ship, and everyone on it, is lost between possibilities forever. Curry, cosmic horror, and quantum nonsense collide in this sci-fi comedy crossover, where saving the universe might be easier than getting Rimmer to shut up for five minutes. Copyright / Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, settings, and concepts from Doctor Strange (Marvel) and Red Dwarf (Grant Naylor / BBC / related rights holders) belong to their respective owners. This is a non-profit transformative fan work created for entertainment purposes only. No copyright infringement is intended.

Ace Rimmer, an alternate reality version of Rimmer whom everyone loves appears and saves the crew from being stranded on a tundra planet. However, some backhanded homophobic comments from this reality's Rimmer cause Kryten to point out the obvious: if Ace is gay, shouldn't this Rimmer be too? (An alternate reality of the episode "Dimension Jump" in which Ace and Lister return slightly later, walking in on a rather awkward conversation between Rimmer and Kryten) *Now also available on ao3!* -All characters are from Red Dwarf-

Welcome to my Red Dwarf book of Drabble. Here you will find 100 words exactly or short snippets of things that I thought of. I take requests too. No smut, I can go as far as suggestiveness but no smut.

!!!! At the moment this is discontinued, I may return to it later but atm it's very unlikely !!!! in 2024, main character Ronnie decides to do one of the early trials for a new technology called stasis. originally, she was supposed to awake after 5 months in a testing facility but things go wrong and she finds herself on the Mining ship Red Dwarf with crew members Lister, Cat, Rimmer and super computer Holly three million years into the future. (story starts some-time in season two) - also if you have any suggestions or comments on what I should or shouldn't do, please feel free to voice them. I'm still wondering if I should rewrite episodes or come-up with new ones so who knows where the story will go?

The boys find themselves on yet another prison ship, only this time without the justice field, and they can't help but feel that something is wrong, while battling this unease they come across a stranger who captures their attention, the boys learn a little bit more about this new alliance, including a sneaking suspicion that she may know more than she's letting on. The story takes place in the time skip between season 8 and back to earth, because everything does at this point, I can't be stopped. And just a disclaimer, the main character is not being shipped with anyone, she is 13 that would be gross ew

Pages of red dwarf memes

As a fan of Red Dwarf, it pains me to see that there are almost no fanfics!! So I take it upon myself! This basically follows the series storyline, but with you in it.

This is an Arnold Rimmer x OC story (as of sept 4th 2022: GOING THROUGH MAJOR STORY EDITS) Eddie Hammond fakes her name, her identity and her qualifications in order to get a job as a lowly technician on the mining ship, Red Dwarf. Although, after secrets from her past resurface, she is sent to spend the rest of her contract in Stasis. To her horror, Hammond awakes three million years later with a companion equally as useless as she, Dave Lister. Along with a bipedal cat, a senile computer and a neurotic hologram who takes pride in making her life a living hell, Hammond is forced to endure the aggravating task of finding her place in the universe. Aside from the company, floating in the expanse of deep space doesn't seem all that bad. - - Includes main characters and plot points/storylines from the series and the novels. - - TW: mature themes, dr*g use, general angst, and foul language. • Started on August 21st 2020 • hope you enjoy!

Jedná se o crossover příběh mezi světem Doctor Who a Red Dwarf. Doktor se dostane do dimenze posádky Red Dwarf kvůli anomálii ve Vortexu. Následuje setkání s Listerem, Rimmerem a Krytonem, přičemž se společně pokoušejí řešit kolizi vesmírů. Po několika zábavných interakcích a zmatcích se vše vrátí do původního stavu, jako by se nic nestalo.

They crew take another stab at the iconic game

Zora was the Captain of the Solaris 1 after the ship was attacked by stimulants the ship was dying and losing power and so as a last resort, she goes into stasis waiting to be saved. Little did she know she would be asleep for 3millions years and her saviours would be the weird and wonderful of the Red Dwarf. #1 Red Dwarf 23/05/21

One Shots and preferences for Red Dwarf.

A one shot book about the glorious world and crew of Red Dwarf.

Y/N was a senior officer on the mining ship Red Dwarf, She is very smart and has been working under the captain's wing for years! but when a radiation leak is in full force, she is forced to use an escape pod for her safety. The pod she escaped in put her into stasis for 3 million and 5 years and when she wakes up, she finds she is aboard the Dwarf and stuck with Lister, Cat, Kryten and the hologram himself, A.J Rimmer... As she gets to know the crew she starts to warm up to Rimmer even if he is quite a git..... What will happen? find out by reading the smeggin book -_-

The journey to find Red Dwarf was taking longer than expected, and with the one person Arnold Rimmer was supposed to take care of inside a deep sleep unit, leaving him with nothing else to do, no-one else to talk to, all he did was think - for six years. Set between the webcomic, Prelude to Nanarcy, and Psirens. Thanks to Lizzie(Liziplier) for co-writing this. I'm not good with dialogue, and without her help on that and other aspects of the story, I don't think I ever would've finished it. I also want to thank the beta readers who helped us out in a big way.

Arnold Judas Rimmer and love never mix but when you, a hologram from another ship, glitch to red dwarf due to a fault in your light bee things begin to change. He never thought he was capable of loving someone else ...that was until he met you! A/N: I have series 6 Rimmer in mind when I'm writing this just so you know! Also if you use tumblr feel free to follow my RD blog 'smegdwarf' where I also post fanfics as well as fanart and other RD stuffs!

The crew stumble on a science center where vile historical figures have been "cured" of evil. I rewrote the episode to include my original character, as she's now a part of the crew. I didn't deviate too far from the script, but did add a sub-plot. Of course, rewrites aren't for everyone - you're not obligated to read it. It's just something I've been wanting to do.