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moving back to South Park with his mother was one of Kyle Brovlofski's hardest decisions. Having spent many years without contact from any of his old friends, apart from Stan and Butters(they're dating in this story), Kyle was anxious yet curious to what's changed. But there was one person he dreaded seeing most, Eric Cartman. Fortunately Kyle's first days back in South park were quite uneventful, unfortunately Kyle had been feeling depressed since moving back, he didn't get to hang out with Stan and Butters as much as he wanted to and with his current family situation he felt down. His mother, seeing this, decided to send Kyle to a therapist (Mr.mackey) who put Kyle in an anonymous pen pal program to help Kyle cope with his loneliness. ships: kyle x cartman stan x butters craig x tweek bebe x clyde wendy x red Tolkien x Nichole Kenny x Kelly there's no lemons, only a bit of lime

Cartman is in a committed relationship with Heidi Turner, but he finds himself falling down dubious for Kyle Broflovski! He hides these feelings for a year, until Junior year, but what's this? A massive glow up for the jew?? (Dw one of the writers is Jewish) Kyle and Cartman are both running for Class President, but despite this rivalry, a glint of romance shines through.💕💕

Literally got insparation off of Tumblr, Kyman oneshot, Its Kyles basketball game, he invites his friends but Stans and Kenny have family matters. Cartman can go and Kyle just wants Cartman... But Cartman brings another person.

AU Kenny is pretty disgusting, Stan's a perfect guy, people think Kyle is going crazy, and Cartman is a possessed doll.

"Someone told me stay away from things that aren't yours But was he yours, if he wanted me so bad?" - Cartman is dating Heidi and Kyle doesn't like it.

Kyle has recently got a new girlfriend, and ever since then, Cartman has been acting more irritable. Kyle's girlfriend knows Cartman's deepest secret, and she knows just the way to break him... Characters belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone,

*Kyle x Cartman fic* When Cartman gets the role of the dashing Romeo for the next South Park play, no one is willing to play the part of the fair maiden Juliet. So who has to fill in the role? Just a certain unhappy Jew.

Kyle thought for a second, would he really do it for two weeks? Would he date Cartman, his frenemy. His tormentor.

Kyle and Cartman have been keeping their relationship a secret for two weeks. Under their superhero personas, they're dating. Kyle wants to keep it private, and Cartman is getting tired of pretending he doesn't care. But between Coon and Friends franchise planning, Kyle being the only one with two movies in Phase One, and the two of them being a little too sweet to each other in front of everyone, they keep almost getting caught. Stan and Kenny notice before anyone else does.

Hola amigos!! Este es un libro inspirado en el ship "Kyle x Cartman" de South Park, serie de Trey Parker y Matt Stone

I honestly created this for fun. I ship kyman but im tired of like, ones that are like uh, idfk serious? I honestly cant find the words for what i mean but like uhm. yes.

Hello! This is My first story. Please don't judge! This is only Fictional Don't send hate at me please Incase you didn't already Know This ship is Kyle x Cartman (KyMan) I hope you enjoy reading!

kyle x cartman short fic cartman's tiktok video goes viral, the comments are interesting to say the least. SFW!!!! they aren't aged up in this so don't be weirdos.

[Book 8] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense. Love is... weird... and dangerous... well, to some. Sometimes, people don't know how to handle love, it's too much, and that can make them go crazy. Sometimes, people think they are in love, they in real life they are just in pain. And sometimes, people puke when they see the person they like. This... can sum up Stan Marsh's love life, craziness, pain, and puke. With his past relationship with Wendy Testaburger turning out to be worthless when she cheated on him... again. Stan finds himself crushing on another... a boy... Gary Harrison, the Mormon kid of South Park. He never thought he was gay or bi, what will he do?

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[Book 7] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense. "I'm trying to make a realistic Kyman book. So, Cartman will be a psycho, and Kyle will be preachy. Don't expect any genuine fluff. This is kind of a joke book; it will not take itself seriously. ---------------- Cartman and Kyle hate each other; however, they stay friends. No one knows why. Why won't they leave each other? Well, they both have their reasons, reasons that would cause everyone huge confusion. Kyle likes Cartman, believing he can be better; he has seen it before. And Cartman is, not romantically, obsessed with Kyle, living to make his life horrible. However, one day, Cartman hatches a plan to gather dirt on Kyle after overhearing Kyle rant about him. Taking advantage of this crush, will he destroy Kyle's life by spilling more secrets, or will he learn how to love genuinely?"

After Kyle goes away, Cartman and Kyle realise how much they need each other.

After Kyle's parents divorce after years of fighting, he feels alone. His family is separated, his best friend is an hour away, he only gets to see his brother every two weeks, and he's straight up scared. It's up to only one person to keep him company until he's happy again. Warnings: Alcohol, drugs, smoking, gayness overload, self harm, everyone's 16