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On an eleventh grade field trip before the end of the school year, students are driving up to a campsite for a week. Now may reveal the chance that some have been waiting for, but will they have the courage to take it? I do not own South Park or the characters from the series, I only own my OC's Michelle and Petra.

(Expect slurs and swearing, it's South Park, my guy) || May contain triggering topics such as gender dysphoria, self harm, teen pregnancy, underage drinking, abuse, abandonment and suicide related stuff || Kyle was the last person he expected to fall for. The boy was a ginger, a jew AND a fag! He was a triple threat, but Eric found himself heels over head for the damn kid. Eric was the last person Kyle expected to hook up with, or catch feelings for! The racist and homophobic asshole of a boy was literally mental but Kyle found himself falling for the kid and he couldn't see the ground. Halfway through sophomore year, Eric admitted himself into a mental health hospital in Denver but told no one. He was gone for six months, but came back a much nicer person. Semi was great but the after party? Even better, especially for a certain prick and his little jew boy-crush. 😏

These are a bunch of South Park one shots. Some may be smut, some may be fluff. Or a little bit of both. These one shots will consist of Kyman, Style, Creek, K2, Bunny, and maybe some Candy.

Cartmans depressed close to killing himself but Kyle helps to stop him. Cartman confesses to Kyle and Kyle doesn't feel the same. But he continues helping cartman anyway. Read to find out what else happens (self harm) and these characters arent mine and neither is South Park.

the south park boyos, all stories take place in high school

[Libro 8] No es necesario leer ningún libro antes para que tenga sentido. El amor es... extraño... y peligroso... bueno, para algunos. A veces, las personas no saben cómo manejar el amor, es demasiado, y eso puede volverlos locos. A veces, las personas creen que están enamoradas, pero en realidad solo están sufriendo. Y a veces, las personas vomitan cuando ven a la persona que les gusta. Esto... resume la vida amorosa de Stan Marsh: locura, dolor y vómito. Con su relación pasada con Wendy Testaburger resultando ser inútil cuando ella le fue infiel... otra vez. Stan se encuentra interesado en otro... un chico... Gary Harrison, el chico mormón de South Park. Nunca pensó que era gay o bisexual, ¿qué hará?

South Park has been overrun with zombies! What will the kids of South Park do when all the adults die and mysteriously vanish?

THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DON'T TAKE THKS SERIOUSLY!!

this is a very important announcement regarding hots 4 Kyle

Kyman Internet AU * * * Arguing on the Internet, how romantic... Kyle Broflovski is a homeschool student who barely has any time to socialize with people. He secretly has an account on a social media website where he meets his two first friends, Kenny and Stan... But his life changes for the best and for the worst when he gets a message from Eric Cartman. * * * Cover art credit to: Zurka-durka on Tumblr Uploaded: September 14th, 2016 Finished: ....

Just two guys doing things couples do but only because they both desire romantic affection. Totally not because they're in love or anything. Totally not. --- I originally uploaded this on ao3 but...made by same person. So yeah.

I found a bunch of soulmate aus on tumblr and was thinking about making some kyman ones. Yay. I may be doing something that someone else already did... it's FINNNnnnnne

Idk what to say, there's some AUs and my socials.

Kyle broflovski hears the news of Eric Cartman and Heidi Turners new relationship, He's immediately disgusted by it but he doesn't know why until he begins coughing out flowers and petals and after doing some research he finds out that he has the hanahaki disease, a disease born from a one sided love, if the love is not returned soon enough the petals will fill the unrequited's lungs, killing them, he believes the key to curing him is Heidi, he couldn't be further from correct.

Kyle and Cartman were settling in to life together when they want to add an extra family member to the family... (Includes: mpreg, kyman, bunny, stendy, if you don't like it don't read it!)

[Book 7] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense. "I'm trying to make a realistic Kyman book. So, Cartman will be a psycho, and Kyle will be preachy. Don't expect any genuine fluff. This is kind of a joke book; it will not take itself seriously. ---------------- Cartman and Kyle hate each other; however, they stay friends. No one knows why. Why won't they leave each other? Well, they both have their reasons, reasons that would cause everyone huge confusion. Kyle likes Cartman, believing he can be better; he has seen it before. And Cartman is, not romantically, obsessed with Kyle, living to make his life horrible. However, one day, Cartman hatches a plan to gather dirt on Kyle after overhearing Kyle rant about him. Taking advantage of this crush, will he destroy Kyle's life by spilling more secrets, or will he learn how to love genuinely?"

Kyle has entered to university, he can't wait to make new friends here, but what happens when one of his childhood friends is in the same class as his own ? This fanfiction might contain some sexual themes (it's South Park duh) but if there's a lemon, it will be tell at the top of the chapter. Cover by Styleet on deviantart

Hello! This is My first story. Please don't judge! This is only Fictional Don't send hate at me please Incase you didn't already Know This ship is Kyle x Cartman (KyMan) I hope you enjoy reading!