Kyman Stories

Kyman, Stenny. - Under all the name calling and fights, there has to be something there... right? - And behind the tension, there has to be something going on behind the scenes... right? [M/R for smut] ***Disclaimer - I own nothing but the words presented in this book***

As we all know, Cartman is a huge Creek shipper, so when he finds out about fanart and fanfiction online he is ecstatic. Only now he is exposed to the shipping world of South Park, which he finds to have shipping art of other people together, including him. At first pissed, he comes to realize he could use this to his own benefit. --Though this idea is a joke that I randomly came up with, its a legimate story. Its just for laughs though, warning for cursing (its South Park what do you expect) enjoy!

TRANS MASC READER Is there a point to this story? No idea, just felt like writing it. This is not my first book so hopefully the flow is okay, let me know in my DM's if you have any helpful criticisms. Thank you <3 Reader X Kenny I'm currently writing an AU with a villain arc that will either end up being an X Leo or and X Wendy... Who knows? Check it out on my account page! (Cover by Sea.Blue.Jay)

A random South Park one shot book I made because I wanted to 👍 (Please Read A/N For Info!) ((I Don't Own The Cover Art Btw!)) (((REQUESTS ARE NOW OPEN!)))

They hated each other, but they had risked their lives to save one another on more than one occasion. It was an unspoken, but mutual understanding that they'd walk through hell and back for each other, while at the same time being the one putting them through it. That was over though, and they were never getting it back.

Eric Cartman steals his mom's credit card and buys an NFT and shows it to all of his friends.

This is a Stan x Kyle x Cartman story. It will be a one shot using the song Whiskey lullabye by Brad Paisley. Warning: Cursing, suicide, depression.

Stan and Kyle long for each other. (Planning for this to be 15 chapters.)

Just another Kyman fic. 🤷‍♀️ * I finished this story but I may do some side stories relating to it in the future. Thank you so so much for reading. 💜 **I've been considering rewriting this to make it a teensy bit more in depth...we'll see ***I'm currently in the process of rewriting this story. When I finish, I'll be posting it and deleting this version. My writing has gotten better so if you like this version, I'm sure you'll enjoy the rewrite, as well. Thanks! 💜

I couldn't sleep, so I made a little Kyman story because why not :) Basically it's about how Kyle stargazes in the middle of the night while Cartman is sleeping over...

I honestly created this for fun. I ship kyman but im tired of like, ones that are like uh, idfk serious? I honestly cant find the words for what i mean but like uhm. yes.

Relief to confusion then to pain, Eric Cartman can't seem to escape a relationship with the girl he ruined as a child. Its been years of trying to escape, wanting help... it seem's no one wants to save him....even after he turned nice and scared of the world. Will someone help him? or will he forever be trapped in this dangerous relationship? ----------------------------- (oh the characters are in there 20's but there are flashbacks so yeet yeet) ((I don't own SouthPark or the cover art :p))

This book is a way for me to get any of my ranting out without being annoying. When I just message someone and rant to them and they respond with 'k' or 'huh', that never helps, and it makes me feel like I'm bothering them. Through this story, I will be putting Kyle in my shoes, and hopefully you guys can comment ways for me to solve my problems, or just simple encouraging comments.

Cartman is in a committed relationship with Heidi Turner, but he finds himself falling down dubious for Kyle Broflovski! He hides these feelings for a year, until Junior year, but what's this? A massive glow up for the jew?? (Dw one of the writers is Jewish) Kyle and Cartman are both running for Class President, but despite this rivalry, a glint of romance shines through.💕💕

George and Weston never really talked. They both went to the same schools throughout their lives, but they were never close. They were only classmates. On their sophomore year of highschool, George and Weston developed an unexpected friendship. They continue to grow closer, but obviously conflicts will arise. Heartbreak, breakdowns... and George and Weston will have a hard time coming to terms with themselves. What happens to their relationship?

What the title says🫶

Kyle and Eric hate each other, one day Kyle gets invited to Eric's house and they develop feelings for each other. A dance is coming up and they don't know if they should ask each other out! Kyle doesn't even know he caught feelings! Read on how they will start to like each other. (I don't ship Kyman I made this as a joke)

The Art On The cover ain't mine

Everybody loves Kyle. Everyone has dreamed of holding his hands or going out with him. But he doesn't get it, and he just can't return feelings. In order to escape the awkwardness of being unable to love, Kyle eliminates the problems however he can. "If I taste you, will we know? If love kills or makes you whole." -Me and Mr Wolf

ISTG THIS IS A JOKE