Lalonde Stories

Karkat was strolling along the meteor, looking something to actually do on this god forsaken rock. he stumbles along Rose's secret alcohol stash and decides to try some.

I don't know really... I felt like writing about my OTP and this happened! Probably won't continue?

"you'd better credit me for these cool ass phrases or you'll catch these cool ass hands." - @CrimsonRiot14 [ALS0 0N QU0TEV!] Achievements: #1 in Pesterchum 8/1/21 #2 in Lalonde 14/1/21 #69 in Strider 18/1/21 (IM NOT EVEN 5ORRY FOR THI5)

(( This is based off a role-play done by me and my friend. )) Rose had just broken up with John and is now dating Kanaya, leaving John angry and heartbroken. Rose then starts to worry about John and consults Kanaya about it. (( This is a fan fiction about Homestuck. You don't need to read or know what Homestuck is to enjoy this fan-fic! )) (( ALSO! It involves Kanaya ♠ John ))

A coffee shop AU between Roxy (the barista) and Dirk (the regular customer).

Hi! I'm making a story about Homestuck crossing over with Undertale! It's going to be pretty much Undertale, but with Homestuck characters! Characters are, Dave, John, Jade, Rose, Jake, Dirk, Roxy, Jane and the trolls. (I'm too lazy to name all of them, I could possibly add dancestors if requested. Also, I don't think I'm going to do the typing quirks for the trolls. Takes too much time -~-) Hope you enjoy!

Rose Lalonde is not normal. She is sick, she is falling apart.

Hey! Go ahead and ask me anything you wanna kno!

When the gorgeous Rose Lalonde invites me to her home one winter day, I jump on the opportunity. As the cold wind blows, how shall we keep each other warm?

This is just a Kanaya x Rose fanfiction. Pretty much just a fluff story.

Just some simple DirkXRoxy one shots Enjoy~! *I own nothing except the writing, Hussie owns everything*

Eridan Ampora didn't want to be alive. He didn't want the memories of what had happened to flood back to him, but he wasn't given much of a choice. It's hard to forget when your killer is a goddess. It's even harder to forget when she and her girlfriend seem to avoid your name like the plague.

Hello. Ask me anythin, anytime if you want *wonk* ;)

This is a Post SBURB au DirkJohn thing. There will be other couples mentioned (DaveKat cause my sis and my friend ship it also JaneRoxy, Rosemary) but these will not be the main focus of the story. There may or may not be smut (any chapters with smut will say so at the beginning of the chapter). Sadly, I do not own Homestuck. Nor do I own Dirk Strider or John Egbert. These are not my characters. NOT. A. SINGLE. ONE. Andrew Hussie owns Homestuck and all the associated characters. Also loosely based off of an rp I did a few months back with one of my friends.

in which the world is black and white until you meet your soulmate.

Roxy arrives in the bubbles, meeting a cute vampire chick.