Lalonde Stories

ive always liked the idea of X Male! readers, especially because there arent many, and also because im male myself. i also really like daves character. he just seems so real to me. again, i have no idea what im doing, i just hope this turns out okay.

John Egbert had a decent, normal life. He'd work and have fun with his friends. That's all he needed. But when love interests start blooming from multiple places he can't help but want to weed them out. He didn't need romantic drama in his life! But he doesn't get to decide that..

in which dave and karkat are gems.

Just some one shots with the Homestuck humans. No trolls here - they're in the companion fic, "Trollian Travels"!

You and John have been in the same schools since you were little. You both have also been in the same classes and project groups but somehow you both have never really hung out together. He's always happy and dorky.. You haven't felt that way ever since your mother was confirmed to have a disease. That is, until you encounter him one night in the heavy rain..

Once upon a time in a land of mythical bullshit and K-pop idols, there was a High School like no other. It has had a great many legendary idols walk through it's halls and a great many more graduate from walking through said halls. But this story isn't about that. This story follows three average-looking American girls who were anything but average and have anything but an average high school experience. Andrew Hussie is their irresponsible Principal, Exo are the school bullies, G-Dragon and CL are the student body presidents, Troll Jegus teaches world history, but most of all these 3 girls are gonna make history. Or y'know beat up some kids, that's cool too. This is co-written with my buddy The Other One (Player One Potato) and will also be written as another book on her account.

the diary of roxy go ahead read its all pointless

More info in Chappy 1 :3

"Every child on their thirteenth year Will finally know the true meaning of fear. The first was a girl, quite eloquent in word But when she was taken, her pleas went unheard Her mouth forced to curl, like a kitten with yarn She always seems happy, despite having no arms The poor little girl has been completely replaced All that's left is a cat, a forced smile on its face. To the "cool" rapping boy, it happened as well Despite how hard he fought with his brother, he fell When he awoke he had wings but no feelings at all They'd all been ripped out when they'd messed with his skull Now the boy never can actually lose his "cool" He got what he always had wanted... the fool. Even the island girl could not escape To be transmutated remained as her fate To her dog she was fused, and with it came powers Now infused with Bec's essence, she no longer cowers At anything, but that power came with a cost In the process her true personality was lost. The last of the four was a boy fraught with fear He knew what had happened to each his friends dear He fled from his father, his hiding for naught And when he was found he kicked and he fought But in the end, he too was taken and changed Now even his pranks are quite cruel and deranged. And so each kid was mutated, their appearance revolts But what do YOU think of the end results? I know I am happy; you surely agree They could never have escaped; it was their destiny." Just a little series that'll possibly keep going and going. Most of the original is at http://www.mspfanventures.com/?s=1018 Heinoustuck is originally by Yorsh. Published halfly by @doomedApocalypse "Gray hasn't actually read the webcomic of Heinoustuck yet to understand. Once she will, I bet maybe she could help along with it. If not, then things are okay. It's still gonna get some A+ effort." ~Desu

Hello. Ask me anythin, anytime if you want *wonk* ;)

Doc Scratch from Homestuck is collecting people and being an excellent host. Xander from Buffy The Vampire Slayer is really confused. Pinkie Pie is gay for Roxy Lalonde. There are some cats. Daniel Howell is having an existential crisis. It's pretty much a party.

*** TRIGGER WARNING: drug use, alcohol use, cheating, occult, abuse, self harm *** Okay I'm just going to give a run down of the AU here ~~~~~ - Alpha kids are guardians but maintain their personalities. - Trolls are not included in this story. - Rose and Dave are brother and sister, their family is the Strilondes. Bro and Mom are Mr. and Mrs. Strilonde - Jade and John are brother and sister, their family is the Sassacres. Grandpa and Granny are Mr. and Mrs. Sassacre - The "parents" are all around the same age, 30's-40's. - The kids are all around 16-17. - Both families are rich. - This AU was created at 2am while listening to "Dollhouse" by Melanie Martinez - Characters are often referred to by full names, (David Jeffery * Rosalind Raquel * Johnathan Brinner * Jade Florah)

John is a 23 year old adventurer and writer, telling stories about legends, myths, and his adventures of trying to find them and prove or debunk their existence. One day, there's a sudden paranormal outbreak that his fans want him to discover in Texas Derse. A Mermaid But what happens if he falls in love with said mermaid? I originally posted this on FanFiction.net but I wanted my story to reach a wider audience so I posted this on here. I wrote this when I was very tired so stick with me.

The moment you've all been waiting for: John and Dave meet! This is a narrative-continuation of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCy4gypqcoY. You all should definitely watch the original video! I love the voice acting and I love the animation, and I just can't get enough of it! It's just on repeat alllllll day. I have it memorized. It's just so beautiful! Anyways, this is what happens in the video in story form, and then what I think should have happened afterwards. This will have another part or 2 to it, depending on what happens. JohnDave! All canon stuff has happened. at some point the kids all meet up and yeah. This happens. I'm sorta word-vomitting here... umm oh yeah! I don't own the original fancomic, voices, idea, some of the plot, video, or any of that, and I certainly don't own the characters or any part of homestuck! That all belongs to the marvelous (yet devious) Andrew Hussie! So yeah... have fun gorging yourselves on this adorable tomfoolery!

It never came to anyone's head but his. They all had their Rose Lalonde. He didn't have his.

Dave and John pass a series of notes in class and exchange awkward meetings between them, basically competing who can be the Ultimate Homo. But, someone else knows too. /JohnDave/ -T