Lalonde Stories

Kanaya used to like order, she still does but maybe it got more boring than it should, but Karkat's encounter with an uncool asshole with shades and him being approached to join the debate club caused him to flip and ask Kanaya for help to get him out A homestuck college au starring a lot of floofs, goofs and just me barfing out ideas onto a screen keyboard.

They're still stuck on the meteor and the shenanigans that will ensue will be hella rad? Dave and Karkat have some unbroly moments will romance be the effect of that or will their bromanship end forever?. Btw, smut tho.

I don't know really... I felt like writing about my OTP and this happened! Probably won't continue?

It's the 1st of December, your best friend's birthday, Jake's birthday. Not having bought him a present yet you trick him into telling you what he wants. At the party some shenanigans goes on until You, Jane, Roxy, Jake, and Dirk grow tired of the usually, boring party stuff and decide to play truth or dare. What happens when Dirk decides to dare you to be his servant pet for the rest of the night? That could only lead into lemon territory. ~~~~~ This is my first lemon, hope you enjoy! Also the smut will start later into the story, just stay tuned until then.

"John," I opened my eyes. It was blurry but I see figures, of many people, some with horns. I wore my glasses and I was just almost tearing up. "Everyone..?" I couldn't believe it. It was just me and Dave and Rose and Jade and the others are here. Am I dreaming? "There, there, John. You shouldn't cry of your birthday, you know," and I looked to who it was and it was Vriska, who hugged me. I couldn't stop my tears. "But..how? Terezi couldn't find..you! And...she didn't even respond after..and everyone else never said a word..!" I wiped away my tears. Terezi just laughed, saying, "Sorry 'bout that, but I asked help from the rest and we were able to get Vriska! No big deal." I feel relieved everyone's here. This might be the best birthday of my life. It's been so many years. "Anyways, in celebration of John's birthday, let's read some Homestuck!" Wait, what? **hello, hello! This marks my first story here after so while, so this is basically Homestuck crew reads Homestuck, hope ya'll enjoy!**

John is a 23 year old adventurer and writer, telling stories about legends, myths, and his adventures of trying to find them and prove or debunk their existence. One day, there's a sudden paranormal outbreak that his fans want him to discover in Texas Derse. A Mermaid But what happens if he falls in love with said mermaid? I originally posted this on FanFiction.net but I wanted my story to reach a wider audience so I posted this on here. I wrote this when I was very tired so stick with me.

A homestuck AU I made myself where everyone is human and has something wrong with them. The Sburbian Program or SPFTT is a program designed by Doctor L.E. Scratch to help teens going through issues that will soon become world-wide. A great way for the testing three groups to bond? Or something far more sinister.. ((Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie but I made this AU I came up with the Humanstuck names. There will be triggers for some of the problems))

John Egbert had a decent, normal life. He'd work and have fun with his friends. That's all he needed. But when love interests start blooming from multiple places he can't help but want to weed them out. He didn't need romantic drama in his life! But he doesn't get to decide that..

This is kinda for my friend Audrey, and kinda for Andrew since they both suggested/asked for this. I hope you guys like it <333

I think this should be fun

A collection of Homestuck fanpoems that I've written and hopefully, will continue to write. I'll update this "story" as more poems are written. Some are older, some are newer, some are terrible, some are pretty good. I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoy my recently found new love of free verse poetry.

When the gorgeous Rose Lalonde invites me to her home one winter day, I jump on the opportunity. As the cold wind blows, how shall we keep each other warm?

Not a lemon, just romantic stuff. xD

just a bunch of oneshots for rosemary