Lamejokes Stories

This contains dark or lame humour that may or may not offend people. Read at your own risk. (If any offend you,please let me know so I could remove it.) Note: I do not own any of these jokes.

Julianne Hart and Elliot Jenkins seem to meet by chance. A lot. And just like most love stories, they start out as awkward and shy acquaintances. Julianne's bluntness and Elliot's small dimpled smiles and shyness may come off as a weird pairing, and it definitely is! But the two just seem to you know...click. You know.. that fuzzy sort of giddy feeling that flutters in your stomach and sends your heart in its own mini frenzy? That is just the type of relationship these seem to build! Now of course there are complications in the story! It simply wouldnt be a wattpadd story without one! Julianne Hart is a Pansexual, and she is still discovering things about herself! Like all teenagers, the characters of this story find and build their identity and along with it comes a free entry ticket to those who aren't accepting of a person's sexuality. In this case. PARENTS. So why dont you give this story a go to find out what happens? P.S thanks so much @leaving_forever for the beautiful cover!

So, this is just a book where I can share my randomness... And lame jokes. I will also be accepting questions, if you wanna ask the. I know I won't get much reads, so, yea. -Tries not to cry.- Please read? You don't have to, of course. -Skips away before falling on my face.- I'm ok!

Me: Whoa so you can read minds? Him: no... but you're so predictable that I can literally predict your future. (Laughs) And guess what you'll be doing 15 years later??? Probably kissing some rich guy's ass just for clout... Wait a minute.. Clout Sam... Clam!! (laughs at his own unnecessary joke) get it? (Laughs a bit TOO MUCH) I don't even know who he is, and I hate him to the core of my heart. He makes me feel like I'm in Spain but the s is silent. But I fell for that 85 year old boy.

#22 in random(as on 23-04-18) Cover credit- @_xSilenteyes Hahahahahahahahaha some lame jokes which will not make you laugh...Hahahahahahaha

unknown number: why was the pitch soaking wet? because the players dribbled all over it HAHAHAHAHAHA me: sorry but who is this? __________ "texting a random number and hiding your true identity isn't a good idea, perrie. as a celebrity, you know that's the number one rule," leigh-anne pointed out with her arms crossed. perrie scoffed. "it's alright! i just want to share my lame jokes and make someone smile, is that so wrong? i mean, what could possibly happen?" ___________ a love story equivalent to an infinite loop of uno reverse cards. perrie edwards, a member of little mix, loves lame jokes. so much so, she decides to share them with a random number that she quickly befriends. however, there were boundaries that shouldn't and couldn't be crossed as a worldwide celebrity, and hiding her true identity was one of them, so she decides to act as a girl who's obsessed with football. alex oxlade-chamberlain, a player for liverpool, befriends a random number who keeps on sending him lame jokes. by sheer coincidence, the girl is a big fan of liverpool. of course he wasn't just going to block her. to keep his identity safe, he disguises himself as a little mix fan. what started out as a fun joke, turned into a cute love story.

Book of random awesomeness

My mind is like restless and annoying child that won't shut up, here are some of my thoughts at random and few of my favourite jokes. Whenever I feel down, I take a tub of ice cream and read such jokes.... Hope you enjoy!

Ever woken up with that 'Where am I' feeling? Yeah, most people have. Was the place /where/ you woke up a death trap (complete with man-eating monsters, lava, and all sorts of abnormal crap) that you'd been chosen to be shoved in? Probably not. Except that whole death trap scenario's exactly what happens to Marty Collins, a sixteen-year-old girl who finds out her name was drawn for the infamous Labyrinth. The Labyrinth being a giant maze underneath the United States, created for the sole purpose of population control. Here, it's kill or be killed, save for a few strange tribes and alliances. Marty's /not/ clueless... But she isn't exactly sure what to do about being stuck in the maze, either. That is, until she meets a few companions that further complicate every freaking aspect of her new life, turning her world completely upside-down. Well, there's no such thing as a pleasure in a death trap, right?

One thing to wonder about India: People. Note: Nothing written here is owned by me, I'm sharing it for fun.

!WARNING! cringe vampires some lame jokes

This is a fan-fiction for the Iciler character's Maru Shizuki and Hitori Fugiyama. I don't any credit from creating any of these characters and the original story. All I did was create a fanfic for the two main characters. The Iciler is written by @CloudSTEPS. Here's the link to the story by her: http://www.wattpad.com/story/27944610-the-iciler ****Some swearing is involved in this fan-fiction****

Done this out of boredom. Credit to all rightful owners. Read it or leave it. Strong power thank you.

The short book is full of funny, light and oh-so lame jokes coming from a physiotherapist's mind, who's got time to share her dark humor from the world. Jokes are exclusively my own, not copied/pasted! Have fun reading my totally dumb yet humorous thoughts that I may get anytime .Live,Love,Laugh!

Lame jokes/ memes given to you everyday to make you laugh or cryƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

Just a little blog about everything and nothing!

Basically a booked FILLED with cringey jokes Hope you enjoy your stay ;) **************************************** Cover Credits: @dantaebts

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