Lamejokes Stories

Julianne Hart and Elliot Jenkins seem to meet by chance. A lot. And just like most love stories, they start out as awkward and shy acquaintances. Julianne's bluntness and Elliot's small dimpled smiles and shyness may come off as a weird pairing, and it definitely is! But the two just seem to you know...click. You know.. that fuzzy sort of giddy feeling that flutters in your stomach and sends your heart in its own mini frenzy? That is just the type of relationship these seem to build! Now of course there are complications in the story! It simply wouldnt be a wattpadd story without one! Julianne Hart is a Pansexual, and she is still discovering things about herself! Like all teenagers, the characters of this story find and build their identity and along with it comes a free entry ticket to those who aren't accepting of a person's sexuality. In this case. PARENTS. So why dont you give this story a go to find out what happens? P.S thanks so much @leaving_forever for the beautiful cover!

Oh the cheese

Just Random.

YES! I CHANGED THE DESCRIPTION. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? COOL ;). Vanilla: *clears throat* "Ahem, Good morning, noon, evening or night to you all. Today I present to the book of all books. The legend of all legends. The favourite book of all favourites. The....." People behind the screen: "Just shut up already." Vanilla: "What do mean shut up? This IS MY book. Ugh. Anyways, today we have this creativity of a book called (you can read the title). This book hold a history of a teen girl that is random and weird. BUT I MUST WARN YOU. This book is dangerous, it will take you to another world. Full of cinnamon rolls, pizzas, not-so-cute-in-other-words-ugly drawings and of course we can't forget the main source of life in this book: POOP EMOJIS. You guys are just blessed. Read on. May the Randomness be in your favour. 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

It's a story of two strangers met at an airport and become good friends,seems simple right ? but are they strangers?

Done this out of boredom. Credit to all rightful owners. Read it or leave it. Strong power thank you.

So, this is just a book where I can share my randomness... And lame jokes. I will also be accepting questions, if you wanna ask the. I know I won't get much reads, so, yea. -Tries not to cry.- Please read? You don't have to, of course. -Skips away before falling on my face.- I'm ok!

A book of ramdom jokes.

Winter starts at Hogwarts with a chilling breeze. Severus who gets cold easily, hates the season. So he makes James his own personal heating pad. __________________________________________________________ *smut* *it's a bit short* *hate love*

My mind is like restless and annoying child that won't shut up, here are some of my thoughts at random and few of my favourite jokes. Whenever I feel down, I take a tub of ice cream and read such jokes.... Hope you enjoy!

The story of a girl and an unknown caller..Little did she know that a call will change her life forever.. 27/07/2019-#16-bestie 22/06/2019-#6-unknowncaller 20/07/2019-#73-bestie 04/08/2019-#13-bestie 30/09/2019-#9-bestie 15/10/2019-#19-lamejokes Copyright @FARISHA FARAH 2019

Book of random awesomeness

Description: I'm just going to be telling you some funny things that happened in the past day. That's it. :)

The short book is full of funny, light and oh-so lame jokes coming from a physiotherapist's mind, who's got time to share her dark humor from the world. Jokes are exclusively my own, not copied/pasted! Have fun reading my totally dumb yet humorous thoughts that I may get anytime .Live,Love,Laugh!

Me: Whoa so you can read minds? Him: no... but you're so predictable that I can literally predict your future. (Laughs) And guess what you'll be doing 15 years later??? Probably kissing some rich guy's ass just for clout... Wait a minute.. Clout Sam... Clam!! (laughs at his own unnecessary joke) get it? (Laughs a bit TOO MUCH) I don't even know who he is, and I hate him to the core of my heart. He makes me feel like I'm in Spain but the s is silent. But I fell for that 85 year old boy.

Ever woken up with that 'Where am I' feeling? Yeah, most people have. Was the place /where/ you woke up a death trap (complete with man-eating monsters, lava, and all sorts of abnormal crap) that you'd been chosen to be shoved in? Probably not. Except that whole death trap scenario's exactly what happens to Marty Collins, a sixteen-year-old girl who finds out her name was drawn for the infamous Labyrinth. The Labyrinth being a giant maze underneath the United States, created for the sole purpose of population control. Here, it's kill or be killed, save for a few strange tribes and alliances. Marty's /not/ clueless... But she isn't exactly sure what to do about being stuck in the maze, either. That is, until she meets a few companions that further complicate every freaking aspect of her new life, turning her world completely upside-down. Well, there's no such thing as a pleasure in a death trap, right?

This contains dark or lame humour that may or may not offend people. Read at your own risk. (If any offend you,please let me know so I could remove it.) Note: I do not own any of these jokes.

Basically a booked FILLED with cringey jokes Hope you enjoy your stay ;) **************************************** Cover Credits: @dantaebts

As the title says, it's Bakutodo texting each other. There is a storyline so I recommend checking it out!! Enjoy ~~