Lampoon Stories

some random (xD) one shots abput the OC's jee huggy and lampoon!!! uwu hope you enjoy lolol also i take requesta owo!! 😂🤣😂🤣

From the big bang two spirits, the evil fiend and the likable narrator, feud throughout pivotal earth periods including: a dinosaur era, the ancient Greeks, the rivalry also influencing the extinction of the dodo, and the outcomes of the World Wars; with one achieving the position of victor.

By Eagan J, a kid in my brothers 7th grade class. We found this story by him extremely intreguing and thought-provoking. "Meet all the glam rocks in a thrilling adventure meet the sad and the happy and all the powers of the glam rocks of the new horror game five nights at freddy's security breach" - Eagan

INTRODUCTION HOWDY, Y'ALL! I'M THE RIGHT HONORABLE RANTIN N. RAVEN-FAUX VI, MAYOR OF MYASSA. WELCOME TO MYASSA! PLEASED TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE! SET YOURSELF DOWN AND MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOMETHING TO DRINK? SOME NICE WARM GERBIL OR BUTTOX MILK? A COOL SLICE OF PENGUIN MERINGUE PIE FROM THE HONEY-BAKED HAMSTER HALF HOUSE? HOW ABOUT SOMETHING SWEET? THE RIGHT HONORABLE SPOUSE JUST GOT HOME FROM MYASSA FUDGEPACKER'S #2 BACKDOOR OUTLET WITH CHOCOLATE AND FROM THE NO FOODS MARKET WITH SOME MUTANT GREEN TWINKIES. DON'T LET THE SPORADIC GUNFIRE PUT YOU OFF. WE SUPPORT THE SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHT TO BEAR FIRE ARMS. WITH THE WAY OUR GOVERNMENT IS HEADING, WE'RE GOING TO NEED OUR GUNS TO DEFEND OURSELVES FROM SUPPORTERS OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT. DID YOU SEE THE IMMENSE DAMAGE DONE BY HURRICANE IRMA AS YOU CAME INTO TOWN? NEITHER DID WE. WHAT A COLOSSALLY DISAPPOINTING UNHURRICANE! FEEL FREE TO WALK AROUND MYASSA. IT'S BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR, WITH THE BEGGAR LOUSE AND SAND SPUR CROPS IN BLOOM. BUT BE VERY CAREFUL TO KEEP MOVING IN THE MYASSA NATIONAL OLD GROWTH KUDZU FOREST. A LOT OF TOURISTS STOP TO LOOK AROUND AND ARE ENTWINED TO DEATH EVERY YEAR. PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I TEND TO MAYOR STUFF. ENJOY YOUR STAY.

Tall tales from Myassa, Florida, United States of A Merka. The stories here are not presented chronologically. Myassa is not chronological, nor is it particularly geographical, just "north Florida". You can't touch it but you can taste it. It's nowhere but you can always get there from here. You never see it coming and you never have to leave. You won't be alone because Myassa is open all night, every night. You unlock this door through the myth of Myassa. Beyond it is another demention: a demention of stupid, a demention of sight gags, a demention of mind farts. You're moving into a land both shallow and sophomoric, of alt history and ironies. You've just crossed over into... The Myassa Zone. "Where you're past is our future." From the introduction to volume one.

Nicholas Lampoon quits his job as a detective in the city to join his sister Penny in the suburbs for a "boring life" in the tea business. However, things take a turn as the new Yellow Petal Tea House manager begins to uncover the murder of a poor banker buried in the graveyard across the street only days before Nicholas quit. With much force, Penny and his house keeper Ms. Applebury convince him to get involved in the confusing case of the banker's widow and many others along the way.

The stories here are not presented chronologically. Myassa is not chronological, nor is it particularly geographical, just "north Florida". You can't touch it but you can taste it. It's nowhere but you can always get there from here. You never see it coming and you never have to leave. You won't be alone because Myassa is open all night, every night. You unlock this dimension through the myth of Myassa. Beyond it is another demention: a demention of stupid, a demention of sight gags, a demention of mind farts. You're moving into a land both shallow and sophomoric, of alt history and ironies. You've just crossed over into... The Myassa Zone. "Where you're past is our future."

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a compilation of satirical pieces

Does a Bronx cheer really need an introduction?

They can keep their crap to themselves. In all seriousness, I don't care whether you read it or not.