Lapslock Stories

The ultimate STEM fanfiction. This is 100% a parody and not to be taken seriously, I just like puns 😁 and poking fun at cliché romance tropes :D I wrote this for my friends, with some collaboration (special thanks to my partner who can make anything into a dad joke). ~~~~~~~~~~~ When an unassuming unpopular girl with the highest grades suddenly attracts the attention of two of the school's most popular guys - one, a high-achieving aspiring doctor with windswept hair and stunning eyes, while the other is a prolific bad boy who breaks hearts without a second thought. How's a girl to choose! But will the school's most popular mean girl ruin her chances with her jealous antics?

yoongi takes nightly trips to the roof of his apartment building to look at the starts and moon. it takes him a while to realize he wasn't alone. ~~~~~~~~~ yoongi meets an inhumanly good-looking man on his roof and they talk a lot. {laps lock, there may be cursing?, fluffy but sad too}

i hope that's enough

"maybe the orange, icy outside and the white, creamy inside is some sort of sexual metaphor." - jeon jungkook at some point of his life aka the one where jungkook has a very strange crush on jin, jimin screams over taehyung's fashion choices, yoongi likes plants, and namjoon and hoseok smoke weed.

seok loves shua, and shua loves seok. so much. it hurts. ❀ a bittersweet seoksoo oneshot ❀

when riki turned nine, he was disappointed that he could not get to jongseong in the underworld.

she makes getting through a bad day easier.

fairytale au; where taehyung is a young fairy. he dreams of finding his vocation, but every time he makes a mistake when the main fairy poisons him on business. as punishment, he is "exiled" to the evil and harmful sorcerer jungkook. and it's really very annoying. - you got me, help me make a potion. - for what? are you going to conjure people again? - I'll make a lapel for myself, because I'm constantly thinking about your lips, fairy.

standalone creative nonfiction prose piece title is simply a creative use of a well known phrase and is not meant to make a statement about any gender norm or stereotype, nor is it meant to demean those who are sexually active.

"you don't mind, beomgyu, i'm afraid to get lost", - this is a blatant lie, and both know it. "no, of course not, soobin-ssi", - the younger one squeezes his palm harder and pulls on himself. if there is such an opportunity, then he will show seoul to soobin in all its glory.

in which jeonghyeon invades on ricky's morning makeup routine in his neon green pajamas to tell him how pretty he is. a jeongri/rijeong oneshot :) // cross-posted from ao3!

before the new year, every normal person has a fabulous mood inside; festive bustle, noise of neighbors and so on. jungkook a priori hates this holiday because he meets him alone this time. the party is not the same anymore and plus taehyung is kissing her new boyfriend on it. it really sucks. jungkook can't stand everything.

chan has a body in deep wounds and a stone instead of a heart. he comes to the cute fox-healer and dies. he dies because everything inside seems to turn over.

to deal with his hopeless crush on jaebum, youngjae starts to write him letters. {short chapters} (the beginning is worse, it gets better as it goes on) started 042818 finished 050818

waking up from a car accident, namjoon doesn't remember anything (maybe he remembers a boy with bright eyes and even brighter dreams, but he's trying to forget that.) meanwhile, jungkook just wants to apologize for everything, but namjoon keeps on avoiding him till his death

An assortment of short stories and poems.

falling. falling but never hitting the ground.

gosh,,, i hate that word-

in which jiwan's not sure how long she can hold herself back for, and then it all comes exploding out as expected.