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chan has a body in deep wounds and a stone instead of a heart. he comes to the cute fox-healer and dies. he dies because everything inside seems to turn over.

in which jeonghyeon invades on ricky's morning makeup routine in his neon green pajamas to tell him how pretty he is. a jeongri/rijeong oneshot :) // cross-posted from ao3!

"maybe the orange, icy outside and the white, creamy inside is some sort of sexual metaphor." - jeon jungkook at some point of his life aka the one where jungkook has a very strange crush on jin, jimin screams over taehyung's fashion choices, yoongi likes plants, and namjoon and hoseok smoke weed.

when riki turned nine, he was disappointed that he could not get to jongseong in the underworld.

to deal with his hopeless crush on jaebum, youngjae starts to write him letters. {short chapters} (the beginning is worse, it gets better as it goes on) started 042818 finished 050818

Lol hi im back and i was going somewhere with this but now it's just a compiled list of stories that i have in my phone or on my docs lmao. they're based on songs, bands, shows, and just anything i find interesting enough to write about so ya!

An assortment of short stories and poems.

seok loves shua, and shua loves seok. so much. it hurts. ❀ a bittersweet seoksoo oneshot ❀

she makes getting through a bad day easier.

arthit reflects on his life with kongphob. [COMPLETE & CLOSED] originally published on tumblr @alwaysingto and AO3 @spraypaintedgold (2017-12-26)

in which jiwan's not sure how long she can hold herself back for, and then it all comes exploding out as expected.

before the new year, every normal person has a fabulous mood inside; festive bustle, noise of neighbors and so on. jungkook a priori hates this holiday because he meets him alone this time. the party is not the same anymore and plus taehyung is kissing her new boyfriend on it. it really sucks. jungkook can't stand everything.

fairytale au; where taehyung is a young fairy. he dreams of finding his vocation, but every time he makes a mistake when the main fairy poisons him on business. as punishment, he is "exiled" to the evil and harmful sorcerer jungkook. and it's really very annoying. - you got me, help me make a potion. - for what? are you going to conjure people again? - I'll make a lapel for myself, because I'm constantly thinking about your lips, fairy.

au, in which jungkook mistakes the phone number, and a beautiful deep voice answers him on that line. jungkook has never been a fetishist, but it is this drawling baritone that makes you rethink almost everything, no, even more - your own life and its principles.

photoshoots are hard enough without the addition of seokjin constantly staring, making yoongi squirm and blush under his gaze while he does his best to pose for the photos.

The ultimate STEM fanfiction. This is 100% a parody and not to be taken seriously, I just like puns 😁 and poking fun at cliché romance tropes :D I wrote this for my friends, with some collaboration (special thanks to my partner who can make anything into a dad joke). ~~~~~~~~~~~ When an unassuming unpopular girl with the highest grades suddenly attracts the attention of two of the school's most popular guys - one, a high-achieving aspiring doctor with windswept hair and stunning eyes, while the other is a prolific bad boy who breaks hearts without a second thought. How's a girl to choose! But will the school's most popular mean girl ruin her chances with her jealous antics?

jimin and namjoon sleep together. literally.

Nesra Solak hates rain, and Terry Yilmaz hates umbrellas.

a collection of yoonmin one-shots, written by me. © bawling