Lapslock Stories

The ultimate STEM fanfiction. This is 100% a parody and not to be taken seriously, I just like puns 😁 and poking fun at cliché romance tropes :D I wrote this for my friends, with some collaboration (special thanks to my partner who can make anything into a dad joke). ~~~~~~~~~~~ When an unassuming unpopular girl with the highest grades suddenly attracts the attention of two of the school's most popular guys - one, a high-achieving aspiring doctor with windswept hair and stunning eyes, while the other is a prolific bad boy who breaks hearts without a second thought. How's a girl to choose! But will the school's most popular mean girl ruin her chances with her jealous antics?

arthit reflects on his life with kongphob. [COMPLETE & CLOSED] originally published on tumblr @alwaysingto and AO3 @spraypaintedgold (2017-12-26)

before the new year, every normal person has a fabulous mood inside; festive bustle, noise of neighbors and so on. jungkook a priori hates this holiday because he meets him alone this time. the party is not the same anymore and plus taehyung is kissing her new boyfriend on it. it really sucks. jungkook can't stand everything.

An assortment of short stories and poems.

"maybe the orange, icy outside and the white, creamy inside is some sort of sexual metaphor." - jeon jungkook at some point of his life aka the one where jungkook has a very strange crush on jin, jimin screams over taehyung's fashion choices, yoongi likes plants, and namjoon and hoseok smoke weed.

yoongi takes nightly trips to the roof of his apartment building to look at the starts and moon. it takes him a while to realize he wasn't alone. ~~~~~~~~~ yoongi meets an inhumanly good-looking man on his roof and they talk a lot. {laps lock, there may be cursing?, fluffy but sad too}

to deal with his hopeless crush on jaebum, youngjae starts to write him letters. {short chapters} (the beginning is worse, it gets better as it goes on) started 042818 finished 050818

she makes getting through a bad day easier.

gosh,,, i hate that word-

"you don't mind, beomgyu, i'm afraid to get lost", - this is a blatant lie, and both know it. "no, of course not, soobin-ssi", - the younger one squeezes his palm harder and pulls on himself. if there is such an opportunity, then he will show seoul to soobin in all its glory.

i hope that's enough

chan has a body in deep wounds and a stone instead of a heart. he comes to the cute fox-healer and dies. he dies because everything inside seems to turn over.

falling. falling but never hitting the ground.

jimin and namjoon sleep together. literally.

Lol hi im back and i was going somewhere with this but now it's just a compiled list of stories that i have in my phone or on my docs lmao. they're based on songs, bands, shows, and just anything i find interesting enough to write about so ya!

Nesra Solak hates rain, and Terry Yilmaz hates umbrellas.

a collection of yoonmin one-shots, written by me. © bawling

when riki turned nine, he was disappointed that he could not get to jongseong in the underworld.

photoshoots are hard enough without the addition of seokjin constantly staring, making yoongi squirm and blush under his gaze while he does his best to pose for the photos.

in which jeonghyeon invades on ricky's morning makeup routine in his neon green pajamas to tell him how pretty he is. a jeongri/rijeong oneshot :) // cross-posted from ao3!