Lard Stories

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My name's Kay and this is a book about me and my life

A story of love, devotion, and llamas.

Eternal Memory​ is a poignant short story set against the backdrop of the widespread scarcity in early 1960s China. It paints a heartbreakingly tender portrait of parental love and fatal sacrifice during a time of immense hardship

Homer Simpson crosses over into the sister network, Disney. While there, he met the beloved Mickey Mouse. This is a tale of there jam-packed love and adventures

Foxy and a bunch of other characters go on a search to find what the Burglar stole from The pizzeria. JOIN THEM IN THIS CRAZY WILD ADVENTURE!

Honey Boo Boo can't miss an opportunity to be in the spotlight. A seemingly perfect chance comes her way and being the little uneducated redneck she is, she volunteers without thinking. Then she finds out she can't have any butter sketti, and for the first time ever, wants to quit a pagaent. But there are no backsies on Reaping Day. Find out what happens to Honey Boo Boo and her friends in: HONEY BOO BOO IN THE HUNGER GAMES

the story of me

Sheldon the sea lard lives a very uneventful life. Until one day he is warped into space. He never thought he make it back having the legs or arms and all he had to flop everywhere he went, find out if Sheldon ever makes it back home or if he stays in space forever flopping in the space time continuum. What does that even mean, the world may never know.