Lard Stories

My name's Kay and this is a book about me and my life

Foxy and a bunch of other characters go on a search to find what the Burglar stole from The pizzeria. JOIN THEM IN THIS CRAZY WILD ADVENTURE!

Homer Simpson crosses over into the sister network, Disney. While there, he met the beloved Mickey Mouse. This is a tale of there jam-packed love and adventures

Honey Boo Boo can't miss an opportunity to be in the spotlight. A seemingly perfect chance comes her way and being the little uneducated redneck she is, she volunteers w...

A story of love, devotion, and llamas.

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the story of me

Sheldon the sea lard lives a very uneventful life. Until one day he is warped into space. He never thought he make it back having the legs or arms and all he had to flop...