Lasagna Stories

Garfield loves lasagna. You could say a little tooooo much

Just a mobster in the 30s trying to get by after a job gone wrong.

enjoy this or don't. it's just some random stuff put into one book

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Nina Trombonei and her husband Legs are not happy with their lives. Learn how they will continue to be unhappy.

A sexy story about two iconic men, Bertram Winkle and Bob Duncan. Love birds caught in a love triangle.

Garfield has been acting very weird lately. Jon tries to figure it out but it just gets more confusing... -Chapter 2 should be out sometime, I have a job this aint a priority.

The absolutely true story of Henry Tierney. This story is sure to bring you joy beyond your wildest dreams. So go and learn how Henry became the man of the century.

Miscommunications, misunderstandings, and a lot of missed opportunities... Austin and Jenny align on everything, but never seem to be able to line up for anything. ​​When it's Not Perfect is a romantic novella all about missed opportunities. Follow Jenny and Austin as they navigate life's ups and downs. Austin lost a leg while taking enemy fire and Cory carried him to safety. So when Cory's folks are killed in a car accident that almost kills his kid sister, too, Austin is who he calls when he can't get home quickly from active duty. Reeling from losing her 'normal' life, Jenny is still in rehab relearning to walk at seventeen after moving into her brother's apartment on base. Austin agrees to stay and help - but whether he's helping Cory or Jenny isn't something that he can get a straight answer for... and Jenny is definitely growing up. The timing for everything is bad, and doesn't seem to get better when they're both adults, but this is just life When it's Not Perfect. Content Warning: car accident, trauma, missing loved one, swearing, anger-driven vandalism against unsuspecting electronics

Full of random sh*ts that can cure your depression. Or maybe not •_• « This book is full of cursing. Don't read if you easily get heart attacks » • Two memes per day

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A bunch of really random, scary, creepy, disturbing short stories that we have made! Yes we, this account is shared by Sam and Kira! Sam made most of the short stories though. Anyways, please read if you are a super awesome random person like us. Just beware...these stories might give you nightmares!

On a hot summer day, a fat cat makes love to his favorite.

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Princess is chosen to become the next Alpha of the world famous Ninjan Pack. She has been trained her whole life to become an elite warrior and the Alpha offer was never something she expected. Her Alpha sends her to spend her last year in a normal high school and socialize with regular people or wolves if you prefer to call them that. Adapting to a normal teenage life will be harder than she ever thought because she decides to hide her true identity. She never suspected to find her mate, an arrogant teacher who rejects her because she isn't strong enough for him. But oh is he up for a game, no one rejects a Ninjan pack member and how exactly will he react when he finds out the truth about her? Princess life is going to be changed forever and she has no clue what's happening before it's too late. She becomes a piece in a game she didn't sign up for and the end result is catastrophic. Read on to find out the story about Princess and The Little Ones. * Wolf Spirit Series Book One *

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