Lasignora Stories

Working as a maid for three of the most terrifyingly competent women alive was never part of my life plan. Yet somehow, here I am. Every morning I wake up in a mansion bigger than my hometown, make breakfast for women who could buy my organs as a hobby, and spend the rest of the day trying not to accidentally die in increasingly creative ways. There's Arlecchino, a private investigator who somehow knows things she absolutely should not know. Signora, a CEO who looks like she walked out of a magazine and personally invented being intimidating. And Kafka, a psychologist and author who can somehow make me question my entire existence with one mildly concerning sentence. My job description says maid. Reality says maid, cook, gardener, emotional support animal, kidnapping victim, occasional hostage, and professional disaster. Most days are simple. I clean things. I cook things. I try not to get stabbed. Sometimes I even succeed. The mansion itself is weird. The people are weird. My life is weird. One week I'm arguing with a chihuahua. The next week I'm helping solve a kidnapping. At one point I got poisoned. Twice, technically. Long story. The strangest part is that I should have left a long time ago. But somewhere between the chaos, the arguments, the near-death experiences, and the people who somehow became important to me... This place started feeling like home. Which is probably a terrible sign. Because lately, things have been getting stranger. People know things they shouldn't. Sometimes things don't make sense. Sometimes it feels like something is missing. Like I've forgotten something important. Or someone. But that's ridiculous. Right? Anyway. My name is Y/N. I'm twenty-three years old. I'm a maid. My life is a complete mess. And everything is going perfectly fine. Perfectly. F̸i̶n̷e̵. S̷a̷v̸e̴ ̵m̶e̶.

"Now that was rude of them eh?, how about I help you take revenge instead of killing you?" ___________ Most impressive ranking achieved: #1 childexreader #1 tartaglia #3 childe #3 la signora

!this book has a Sequel! Check out my other Genshin Fanfic if you want to read from the brother's perspective! Attention this fanfic is two years old so expect some cringe stuff. A Genshin Impact x Reader Chatfic/fanfic... What happens when a lucky girl get added in to a chatroom with different Genshin impact characters? Will it affect their universe? Who did it? Thats for me to know and for you to find out! Female reader Friendly reminder that I don't own Genshin Impact or any character, their original owner is Mihoyo! #1 textfic 12th December 2021 #1 Xiao 23rd July 2021 #1 Zhongli 2nd August 2021 #1 Genshinimpactxreader 26th October 2021 #1 Chongyun 11th April 2021 #1 Teyvat 26th May 2021/5th January 2022 #1 Qiqi 14th April 2021 #1 Fatui 18th April 2021 #1 Diona 24th April 2021 #1 LaSignora 5th May 2021 #1 Barbara 2th June 2021 #1 Mondstadt 13th September 2021 #1 Tartaglia 4th August 2022|30th August 2022 #2 Scaramouche 17th April 2021 #2 Hutao 3rd July 2021 #3 Scaramouche 19th April 2021 #3 Diluc 17th June 2021 #5 Kaeya 13th September 2021 #6 Geshinimpact 6th May 2021 #20 xreader 20th May 2021

❝𝗶 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗿𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶'𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂.❞ !! rewriting soon !! ⎯ pantalone x f!reader ⎯ college au , chat fic / text fic

Two siblings get separated by La Signora the Crimson Witch of Flame. It's made apparent that Aether and Lumine are no longer in their own world. Instead they are in Gensokyo, the Land of Fantasy and Illusions. They find out that a 500 year old vampire and the one who manipulates destiny is behind the arrival of our heroes. Aether and Lumine must unravel the mystery of whether or not Remilia Scarlet is allied with La Signora. Thus begins their own grand adventures through time and must forge their own destinies.

( fatui harbingers x reader ) ─ "to her majesty, the tsaritsa." ©️ COGNOSPHERE PTE. LTD. HOYOVERSE

A little girl dreamed of being an adventurer, yet where did that lead her?

This book is written specifically for fatui members, also maybe characters if they were fatui members. Why? Well I just think it'd be easier for people to find certain characters so that's why its been made this way. I don't mind getting suggestions for other characters and scenarios in general so just let me know. I may have slow updates and then speedy updates but just don't mind and enjoy. This book has female characters as well, made for non gender specific reader so everyone can enjoy and also I like both male and female characters so I understand the pain of not reading a cute fluff scenario with your favourite girl or guy so yeah don't worry I got you. Feel free to ask me questions if curious because I like other games and animes that honestly, I'm tempted to also write for. Artist Who made the art I used on cover - @kushami_deso (twitter)

(A Single Flower book 2) Scaramouche and La Signora try to break apart Childe and Zhongli's relationship. But when Tsaritsa finds out she trys to fix the relationship. Will scara and signora destroy their relationship and succeed or will they lose to the power of love? FInd out! #68 disease 4/14/22

"It's been three years...and the moment you step into the palace it all comes rushing back." Being back in the Fatui is one of the most wonderful things that happened to you since the second Liyue disaster had occurred. Childe is over the moon, and so is everyone else. But the others decide that it is time... It is time for you to be your own person in the Fatui...to graduate from Childe's loving arms and to have your own missions and tasks, without the help of your beloved mentor. You are ecstatic, but Childe has some reservations, and a part of his heart doubts the Tsaritsa and the others, and questions if she has ulterior motives. The Fatui then begins to have some internal complications, that seem minor at first, but then the complications turn to complexities, and then utter chaos. Obviously, as with every story, you, with the help of Childe, will have to save the Fatui and therefore Snezhnaya from ruin and disaster, as, rung by rung, you ascend through the hierarchy of the most dangerous criminal organisation known to Teyvat. ... ⚠WARNINGS⚠ There are no specific warnings as of now, but I will add them as they come up. All pictures and images are not mine or else otherwise stated.

You are sent to a mission with the most annoying, short tempered and arrogant harbinger, The Balladeer, 6th of the Fatui Harbingers. As he finds out about your past, likewise, you seem to resent him less during the duration of your mission through Inazuma. Are feelings bound to grow? or.. Scaramouche x reader fanfiction !!

🍷✦ 」 ❛𝘚𝘖𝘔𝘌𝘛𝘐𝘔𝘌𝘚 𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘐 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘒 𝘈𝘉𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝘐𝘚 𝘠𝘖𝘜. ❜ ( yandere!various genshin impact ) 𖦹 ▍🍻 ╰┈➤ ❪ various yandere 𝒙 female reader . ❫ ❛ ❛ 𝘔𝘈𝘠𝘉𝘌 𝘐𝘛'𝘚 𝙈𝙔 𝘍𝘈𝘜𝘓𝘛 𝘞𝘌'𝘝𝘌 𝘉𝘌𝘌𝘕 𝘜𝘗 𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘕𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛. ❜ ❜ (i) 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵... an impulse to bring back remembrances slants into a tragedy - which she would end up wishing undone for the rest of her life. (ii) 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀... gore + blood, forced affection, manipulation, unhealthy, yandere content & behaviour. (iii) 𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗻𝗼 𝗻𝗼'𝘀.... plagiarism of my work, + hate comments. ━━━━ ©chokecupid, # 𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗍/𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 .

Hi hi! This book is an genshin AU where the characters are the roles of a deck of cards and chess pieces!

"Among the storytellers, one is the survivor."

𝙚 𝙪 𝙣 𝙤 𝙞 𝙖 /juːˈnɔɪ.ə/ 𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜; 𝙖 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 TWINNED WITH HIRAETH (XIAO)

'Venti' was never real. 'Venti' was a mare continuation of the story a nameless bard spun. But when 'Venti's core has been stolen and 'Venti' disappeared because of it, the creator has no choice but to step out and take the stand.

You're one of the fatui harbingers, the oldest, you looked around 16 but you were atleast 3500 years old, you werent a mortal. Most people don't even know that you exist since you were not really one of the 11 Fatui Harbingers. You were the 0th, Surprising huh? They call you Yue liang . . You were walking around mondstadt since you had nothing else to do, you met a bard that caught your attention... I do not own any characters except for y/n!

Genshin Impact Archon quest spoilers! Kunikuzushi/Scaramouche's life I guess??? He and Kazuha are just too cute, dude T^T [Finished Nov 12 2021]

izuku is a regular ua student but one day he was accused of being the traitor he obviously denied it but they still didn't believe him, as he was about to be beaten by his fellow 'classmates' but then a random portal opens and the sound of glass breaking rang through the room and izuku heard only these words before all hell broke loose "hey buddy hold still" **HIATUS**

Just pictures i guess? heck maybe some thoerys idk