Latulapyrope Stories

❝ I know he wondering, what the fuck you hiding. That we dated like raps about Bin Laden. Ayo, fuck this, ❞ ⋯ ⋯ ⋯ She doesn't need him. She hates him. She never wants to see him again. He makes her want to vomit. She lies. ⋯ ⋯ ⋯ ❝ Are we dating? Are we fucking? Are we best friends? Are we something in between that? I wish we never fucked, and I mean that! But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it's fuckin' awesome. ❞

A Bunch of Random Homestuck Ship Oneshots. Feel free to leave suggestions. Crack, Cannon, Personal OTP, Etc.

Welcome back everyone! it seems I have a new interest. Requests: Open! more details on first page <3

A Barry Bee Benson x Mituna Captor fanfiction

*For now, this is abandoned. I may pick it up one day, but as of 05/22/20 it isn't being written.* Alterina is a small kingdom, riddled with corrupt political leaders, and angry, mistreated, civilians. A group of libertarians decided that they were fed up with unfair, caste-driven, treatment, and they rise up. Throw in a troll imposing as someone else, and you get a mess. Can the high governmental powers keep control of the townspeople, or will the peasants take over? Basically, a Homestuck AU, I call the Revolutionary AU, for lack of better terms. Basically, Feferi is in control of their kingdom, but a select few individuals want to become empowered. Some for the good of their people, some for their own greedy desires. Opposite powers clash. This story is almost completely driven by the Hemospectrum, and societal norms regarding their blood colors. (I.E. The candy-red bloods and other mutants are executed pretty much on sight, Purple's are 'scary, ruthless, monsters', No blood less than a Purple can come into power.)

Humanstuck! You and Mituna have been childhood friends for years. He moved away and you lost contact. You lived with the Ampora family, sadly. Cronus kept in touch with Mituna, he told you what had happened and your heart sunk. Does he remember your childhood promise?

After Mituna's accident Cronus nearly spirals down... until he finds a what if. Where will his choice lead him?

A variety of one-shots.

Eridan: F E F THE CEILINGS ARE COLLAPSING! Feferi: -Erifis)( you'r-e on t)(-e TV stand 380 Eridan: *is crouching ontop of a TV stand* WWAHHHHH

Mituna was out skating one day when he met (Y/N). It wasn't long before the two picked up skating together. But little did (Y/N) know the bee boy they had befriended would soon become their matesprit.

↓ requests are open but like I probably wont get to all of them, so if I answer back to you then you can expect one but if you don't then I'm truly sorry :( ↑

Why does every day have to be so repetitive in the afterlife? Why not...go on a date with your matesprit? Surprise her! Tell her she's pretty, give her flowers...or try to, anyway. What can Mituna do if he can barely form a proper sentence?

what happens when Meulin has conversations with the other Dancestors.

In this Homestuck college au, the trolls are new in town and have started going to- you guessed it, your college. Have fun while trying to figure out not only your classes but 12 different people's emotional problems! If you have any suggestions for someone's chapter just comment it or DM me. Any art I have in this book is not mine. I don't own Homestuck or any characters.

l1k3 th3 t1tl3 s4ys! r4d 4dv3ntur3z 4w41t, guyz!! >8D

"My heart's been aching for your touch"

Remem6er when I t9ld y9u I'd catch y9u? yet still y9u kept 9n running away. H9w utterly f99lish t9 simply make things w9rse f9r y9urself. ❤️ Created in December of 2019, yet still up and running. Thank you all for reading, and remember that more is always to come! ❤️ TW Violence in general, guns, gore, death, knives, kidnapping, aaand some other stuff. (It's pretty terribly written at points, though) IMPORTANT: Please read my conversations tab or follow "hvpocrisis" on Twitter for updates about this story! Everything is subject to change and chapters get edited randomly. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• You are the reader, and you host(ed) a ghost-hunting TV show by the name of "Spooky Souls" Your four best friends accompany you on this show, but sadly for them, that subjects them to the chaos that follows. Most of the time it's just fun and games, searching abandoned houses or having one of you set up a fake ghost scene. But eventually, strange things start happening and you manage to connect it back to your ex-friend, Kankri Vantas. Will you find out that this isn't a Ghost-Busters ripoff dream come true, and realize that there is a much more dangerous threat than some silly little ghost? Or will you face the dangers obliviously, and never stand a chance? Well, stay tuned to find out.. ...And remember, ALWAYS make sure you're alone. :-)

Roxy and Latula are co-hosts on their school's announcement show! But will things geta little spicy between the two? Find out !!!