Laughable storie

I'll be giving you some of my favorite quotes, tired ponderings, and I'll be showing my silly side righttt hereeee. Not only that, but you get to see some original poems and personal stories too! So please come right in as I show you some of the interworkings of my brain! -insert classic horror screech-

This is cannon to the story "The Golden Sun" as it explains the funny adventures that happen in the Council. As each chapter are a short story of what happens during meetings or when the members group up together.

Typos happen to the best of us....

I put the category as humor because we all know Carter gets no bitches. This pairing is Starter, b/c I was bored af.

Just some relatable jokes to get you through your day ;)

did you read the title?

➵"𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨, 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙡𝙪𝙨𝙝 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙖 𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙚." •°*˜ Draco fell in love. Hard. With an apple. A gorgeous, shiny apple. Can he resist the irresistible greenness?

Anime memes I found funny. I got bored so I made this.

They met at a party at the lake. she was in eleventh grade he was in twelfth. they hit it off. a story of first love.

Comebacks!Wanna know some comebacks for your daily life well here are some!Come and take a peek: ''Your dumb!'' ''Says the one who mistakes the candy M&M for the singer Enimem. '' ~ ''God don't like ugly'' ''Then why does he like you?'' ~ ''I'm sorry accidents happen'' ''Like when your mother gave birth to you'' ~ ''What are mistakes?'' ''Well clearly you are one so the definition of mistakes would be you'' ~ ''If you really want to know how mistakes happen then maybe you should consult your mother about that because apparently she made one'' ~ ''You must've been born on the highway because clearly you were one hell of a mistake'' ~ ''Your very pretty'' ''I could say the same thing about you but then I'd be lying through my teeth'' ~ First Person:''Stop being a smartass'' Third Person:''In order to be a smartass don't you have to be smart because clearly that means your just an ass''. ~ Annoyed Girl:''Kiss My Ass!'' Cocky Girl''Not until you shave it sweetie'' ~ Teacher:''Why haven't you completed my homework assignment?'' Student:''Why haven't you checked my test?'' Teacher:''Because I have other students test to grade'' Student:''Well I have other teachers homework to complete'' ~ ''Your a bitch!'' ''Sorry sweetie but,that name was already taken by your mother'' ~ ''Stupid!'' ''That's not what the dictionary says.It has actually has a image of you on the screen for the definition on the other hand my image is on intelligent''

poems wrote through life to make things that we go through a little bit easier to swallow

Here are some funny or just things I made up.

Intro.... Hi my name is Amber im from Las Angeles California but I moved to Detroit Michigan in the summer . I'm sixteen years old. I have long curly honey brown hair,i have curves with a bubble butt and have meduim sizes breast. My eyes are hazel but they change colors of my mood.I like to play sports. I go to Eastwoods High School.I stay with my mom and my dad and my brother and my three mysisters, my older brother Jacob latimore he's eighteen,my oldest sister Marie shes seventeen and my little sister Nyia shes six and my twin sister anija . My dad nevers at home he always leave and come back home drunk.My mom always on a business trip but she do leave money for us to go shopping and buy food for the house. I only have one friend and thats my best friend asia we been bestfriends since I move in Detroit in the summer.

My whole life has surrounded seven things. Seven things that he consisted of, seven things to try and understand him, and seven things that brought me to Fred Weasley.

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