Laughoutloud Stories

Eleanora I had one goal: keep my head down, get good grades, and secure my future. It was all going to plan, and I would finally be free from them. But then he came along and ruined everything. He gave me safety, and hope, and, most of all, he had my back when no one else did. Lorenzo It was my 5th and last year. It was supposed to be a quick year where I focused on overtaking my family's company. I had to be focused now more than ever. And then I saw her. Dark curls tumbling over slender shoulders, determination coating her posture, she stumbled into my life and I wasn't letting go of her any time soon.

She's chaos. He's calm. She never shuts up. He barely talks. She storms into his quiet college life like a tornado. He pretends he doesn't care... but he does. They were supposed to be roommates. They weren't supposed to get attached. They definitely weren't supposed to fall in love. Too late.

Q&A with Johnny Depp and Emily Watson.

Some stories are carved in prophecy. Some are etched in blood. And some- the rarest, the most dangerous- are born from an oath that was never spoken, yet binds two souls tighter than magic ever could. Aria Everthorne enters Hogwarts with phoenix-fire in her wand and starlight in her veins- a pure-blood prodigy with a sharp tongue, a chaotic heart, and brilliance that bends rules and rewrites expectations. A Gryffindor who laughs like sunlight, yet carries storms no one sees. Severus Snape is her opposite in every possible way- a Slytherin boy of shadows and quiet fury, raw talent and unspoken wounds. Sharp where she is warm, guarded where she is reckless, and haunted long before he knows what it means to be chosen by darkness. They should have been strangers. They become rivals. They become something infinitely more dangerous. Across the shifting paths of their school years, through the rising smoke of the First Wizarding War, to an impossible reunion years later- when Aria returns to Hogwarts as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, taking the position Severus spent a lifetime hoping for- their bond becomes the secret heartbeat of a world on the edge of ruin. She protects the children he cannot reach. He walks the knife-edge of a destiny he never asked for. And together, they stand between fate and the fire that threatens to end them all. But in the chaos of war, love becomes its own battlefield- fragile, forbidden, and terrifyingly powerful. And when the time comes for Severus to die, Aria Everthorne will write the oath the universe never allowed them to speak: "Not him. Not this time." A story of rivals and redemption, of love and war, of two souls who choose each other even when the world demands otherwise. In the end, it is not prophecy that saves him- but the girl who loved him enough to defy destiny itself. severus snape x oc .. all the characters belong to jk Rowling except for my oc... and please don't copy my own work .

After the events of the lego 4D show, the heroes are living out thier normal life. Until the micromanagers malfunction and ravage the worlds again. Or is it a malfuction at all? It seems someone else is in control. Will they be able to stop him?

Heres a collection of the best clean jokes from around the world There are also competitions here where you can enter

The dirtiest parody to a classic fairytale.

Happy living is a healthy living. So keep on laughing and hope you enjoy it. Highest ranking: #640 in humor - 14/03/17

The name's Azaria aka az, ria or just Azaria. Im a typical tomboy with a slightly girly yet punk rock fashion sense. I was an introvert and used to be bullied in school coz of not being a normal thin teenager, but since i dropped out i think its safe to say im getting the hang of being "big" yet no one seems to care. My biggest problems are people and judgment. Why do people think that fat people are fat just because they eat alot?! I dont think i will ever understand! Well, I have medical issues. First year of campus .. New people, new attitude , new me? Will it go as horrible as I think it would or will it be the best thing that happened to me? Will I be able to fit in or would it be another year of disappointment? Will I be able to handle being spoken to and treated normally by the campus heart throb Jason Andreas Christian aka Jace not to mention thee hottest and sexiest boy of Fordz international. Will the hottie fall for the fat tomboy?

Just a bunch of BBC Merlin means that I found on the internet. (I don't own, nor claim to own, Merlin or it's characters. All rights and credits to the original owners.) {All photos, gifs and memes don't belong to me. Unless said otherwise, then I have found all of them on Google.}

Jokes that will make you laugh till you drop. Instagram:@busola_.a Snapchat:@lovelybusie

The Title says it all

Read enough of these puns and you'll be punstoppable!! (Sorry, had to do it 😉😂) Have fun! ⚠️ Be prepared for extreme cheesiness! P.S - Credit to the people (if you count the internet) who gave me these awesome puns! Ones that are just made up by me will have a * next to the title.

So you wanted a vacation. Adorable. You packed cute outfits, buried your trauma in your carry-on, and booked a resort that definitely had zero Yelp reviews and possibly a curse. Now you're here. The ocean's haunted. The vending machines are sentient. One of the jacuzzis tried to baptize someone into the afterlife. Also, someone just died via exfoliating scrub. Like. A LOT. Our cast? A recovering reality star with suspicious abs. A girl who might be part demon or just really into knives. Two gay power couple icons who brought 17 suitcases and an emotionally repressed bodyguard. A capybara who might be the smartest one here. And Haki. Sweet, straight, submarine-riding Haki. Together, they'll uncover disturbing secrets, participate in deadly talent shows, flirt with actual ghosts, and try to escape a blood pact that definitely wasn't mentioned in the brochure. If they survive, it'll be a miracle. If they die, at least they looked hot doing it. This isn't your average horror story. This is a slutty, chaotic, pastel-drenched scream-fest. And yes, someone's going to try to marry a ghost.

I can't believe that I'm doing another one of these. When does it end?? Well, here are some more completely screwed-up, completely true things I've heard people say... Feel free to contribute chapters :) *There is cussing so guard your baby eyes* [#145 in Humor as of 5/10/18]

Yaar, Iska bhi description dena padta hain tumko. ∑(￣□￣;) kaise log Ho. Don't worry y'all English speakers. There are English memes in the first part of the book. Have a good laugh! Or maybe... At least tryna smile. Makes me happy. っ╥╯﹏╰╥c Most imp thing of all: i don't have good sense of humour, but i definition have a great taste in humour... Ie. i dint the creator of these memes. An amaaaaazing cover by - writes_love01 #7- jokebook #3- crazystuff #3- timepass #19- hindi #23- laughoutloud #36- funtime #66 - hilarious #39-funniest

Down in the south, the three MILFiest Dolly Parton-obsessed ladies in the town run a FaceBook cooking show. There's humor, drama, romance, and secrets to be unveiled. Will the three stay as friends after they learn about each other's affairs? Come, take the journey through the Southern Ladies as they go Under Tremendous Stress. (In order from the photo, left to right, top to bottom: Geoffery, Jolene, Annabelle, Rob, Greg, Hank, Sharon, Rodrick, Sandra, Charlene, Lorraine, and Macintosh.) [Content: Language, somewhat homophobia (we aren't homophobic the characters are)???]

Laughter is the best medicine. The sentence holds true in every situation of life. This book will contain all kind of jokes. You name it. I hope I'll be able to make you laugh.

2019 (old description) - This is a story about 20 Numberblocks who go on crazy, fun, etc. adventures. Edit from 2024: Wow, this story is so cringe lol I don't think I will unpublish it because it's relatively popular and it has historical value, so enjoy I guess DX

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