histórias de Legalcase

Buckle up readers. It's been a minute, hasn't it? Well, I'm back... but not for long. I'm just here to add my own twisted thoughts to the many others in the world. BTW, DO NO STEAL ANY PART OF THIS BOOK ELSE... Let's continue, shall we? Far far away in a town ( PS: don't ask where) there lived a very fat, nasty, obnoxious and noisy creatures called, drumroll please, bam! bam! bam! A pig. Now, there were four pigs. They were supposed to be 5, but papa pig dipped to get some milk, I mean feed or whatever. What matters is that papa pig f***** mama pig r*w and had three piglets then left to find another chick or rather boar. So now, Mama Pig is stuck with three little pigs who roll Over all day. Hehe, you got the joke, right? Because they're fat...and round. Hehe. Mama pig became fed up with the little pigs. She thought of running away, but she couldn't because she loved her TV and her kitchen and her fridge and everything. She loved her home. She thought and thought, but she never seemed to find a solution, probably because of all the fat that clogged her brain. Hehe. Finally, Mama pig did the simplest thing she finally was able to think of, SHE KICKED HER KIDS OUT. Don't act shocked, you know how the story goes and don't judge her. Your mother did same to you.