Lemoms Stories

🍋heyyy as the title said it🍋 🍋enjoy the book🍋

eat a fucking klemonm

Just a combo of random, outta the blue, short stories. There will be some smut/lemons *sniffs lemon pie and sips a jug of lemonade*. Ahhh yes, sweet sweet lemons. There will be some same sex stories, some are based from true events *which I'll point out*, and some are just things I created from pure boredom. Please don't be one of those people who like to bitch and moan in the comments about the content. No one is forcing you to read this. Also, those of you who are pure cinnamon rolls please leave, or not. I just don't want to be the one responsible for your tainted mind. Just don't blame me when you get sexually attracted to a skeleton *glances at half of the readers, then looks in a mirror*. *sighs* Welp, hope you enjoy this. Please, if there's a short story that you'd like for me to turn into a full blown story, please tell me in the comments, my message board, or just PM me. It'll give me something to do, I have no life. Symbol meanings: ~+(title)+~ - True Event ‡ - Same Sex (guys) † - Same Sex (girls) (nothing) - Friend ★♪ - Me

You are at the top of your class of people you don't know, but everyone's prince come eventually...