Lemony cerita

"Where teary, teary eyes once bright." When Julie Baudelaire's life is upended by tragedy, she joins her siblings, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, in their fight to escape Count Olaf's clutches. Along the way, they meet Lysander, a brooding and enigmatic boy with a past as tragic as their own. Taken by Count Olaf years ago and forced into servitude, Lysander's world is one of pain and darkness. As they navigate Count Olaf's twisted schemes, alliances are formed, secrets are uncovered and glimmers of hope appear in the unlikeliest of places. "Are you going to say anything useful, or just keep complaining?" "I don't complain, I criticize." OC x OC

Dear Reader, I am currently writing to you from the ruins of the Quagmire Mansion. It is a great grief that Mr. Snicket could not find the Baudelaire children, therefore I am taking up the torch. Though detailed research and writing of the Quagmire triplets story, i hope to one day find the remainder of the Quagmires and Baudelaires. For you see, every story has three parts. Two sides and one truth. It is time the Quagmires story is know to all, this is for Lemony. Sincerely, Atlas Baudelaire.

Welcome To real story of the Bauldelaire children.This is a very woeful tale which you may not continue. I am DEMOLITION VENOM a.k.a Lemony Snicket. Let's bury this book 20 feet before it is discovered.

This is part two of the series "Brotherhood" Part one is Kleftis. After Odi was "adopted" by the brothers, his training begins. In no time he's done and ready to begin his quest. Follow Odi as he tracts down the youngest of the brotherhood. (Warning : This book contains themes not suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised)

In this new Lemony Snicket book, we follow the Baudelaire's after they leave the island, and we see what becomes of them. If I were you, I'd look away now. -I don't own any of the Characters from the original series.-

As the titles says, Poems... Don't read if you're a judgemental ass.

The Baudelaire's story is only beginning! After Olaf's play/marriage has gone wrong. He vows revenge and escapes. Five days later, the Baudelaires meet their new and second guardian, Monty! However, the Baudelaire's aren't the only ones moving in with him.

Read to find out.

they like them lemons

Young street rat growing up in an undefined location in Europe goes through an incredible, life changing event that will leave his story forever changed.

So if you write a lot (like myself) you know that it's all too easy to fall into writers block. So this book will be filled with short stories until I'm out of writers block.

Every time I hit a milestone, be it for a book or my account, I'll do something special in this book

We are really weird :,)

Klaus Baudelaire's parents had perished in a terrible fire when he was 12, destroying his home, possessions and orphaning him and his sisters. Following this unfortunate event he endured numerous attempts to have his fortune stolen and life taken from him, not to mention all the times his dear ones were maimed or murdered. But if Klaus Baudelaire had been presented with a different life; a life in which the fire had been nothing more than a nightmare, he would have denied it. For in his nightmare there was a flower that grew in the eye of the hurricane. She was beautiful, clever and perfect. She was his. And she was his will to survive.