Lemony Stories

I've been wanting to do this for quite some time, because recently I have read and commented on some fandom game books, and none of them included much of the fandoms that I am part of. So I decided to make my own Games, with fandoms I like.

A random word generator selected 13 words, and I wrote this story based on those words, only not knowing the next words.

This is a fanfic basing off of 'a series of unfortunate events' All ownership of the characters belong to Lemony Snicket/ Daniel Handler. It a horrible story of painful memories and love so I will suggest not to read it. The story will use both concepts of the books and the Netflix series so you probably won't like it and will be updating every Monday, the most painful day of the week. (Just skip to chapter 2) To my dear Quagmire, Things are far worst then what we imagine. They have finally finish construction. I fear the worst. If what they say is true then everything we have been told is a lie. It's to late to stop it this time but I have got a lead. A man by the initials LS is in position of the original. I know I should stop while I'm ahead but I won't forgive them for what they did to K and I. Please forgive me. Yours forever, Violet Quagmire.

Welcome To real story of the Bauldelaire children.This is a very woeful tale which you may not continue. I am DEMOLITION VENOM a.k.a Lemony Snicket. Let's bury this book 20 feet before it is discovered.

i have a weird obsession with count olaf

they like them lemons

❗️WARNING❗️(VERY LEMONY/LOTS OF SMUT) ~POV of Damia~ I kept looking at her, I couldn't move my eyes away from her. My eyes went back and forth from looking at her eyes to her lips, I knew something was going to happen. "Raven, I'm in love with you." I said abruptly. She paused, then after a moment of silence where I could tell she was looking at my lips, we suddenly started kissing. "I'm in love with you too Damia." Raven said with a smile, interrupting our abrupt make out session. But it was amazing, every time I see her smile my heart flutters. Then we made out, for quite awhile. I don't remember how long, I just remember how in love I was at the moment, how I knew she was the best thing that ever happened to me. ~POV of Raven~ All I really remember from that moment was telling her the feelings that I've had bottled up for the whole year. I looked at her lips and I got the sudden urge to kiss her, so I went for it. And it's the best thing that happened to me, I remember smiling the whole time, feeling jittery, the butterflies that had been bottled up were set free.

The Baudelaire's story is only beginning! After Olaf's play/marriage has gone wrong. He vows revenge and escapes. Five days later, the Baudelaires meet their new and second guardian, Monty! However, the Baudelaire's aren't the only ones moving in with him.

Klaus Baudelaire's parents had perished in a terrible fire when he was 12, destroying his home, possessions and orphaning him and his sisters. Following this unfortunate event he endured numerous attempts to have his fortune stolen and life taken from him, not to mention all the times his dear ones were maimed or murdered. But if Klaus Baudelaire had been presented with a different life; a life in which the fire had been nothing more than a nightmare, he would have denied it. For in his nightmare there was a flower that grew in the eye of the hurricane. She was beautiful, clever and perfect. She was his. And she was his will to survive.

Watch as Kilken goes through life with a heart being slowly torn apart after his mother has gone through her journey from The Broken into Forever

A modern day retelling of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Why would I make a bloody description? So you blubbering peasants can skip out on the story? It's about a pickpocket and talking mold. That's all I'm giving you. Feedback appreciated Oh, and 2nd chapter will be released upon request. Here's the link to the full book editor.reedsy.com/s/aeWAiSW

A polite warning from the author: This is a story about the Baudelaire Orphans. If you are familiar with works of a similar title to this book, that name will be a very clear warning to you. If you are not, please be warned. The Baudelaire Orphans are constantly stalked by misery, misfortune and an evil actor. Their despair and woe have been known to rub off on those who read tales upon their lives so, please proceed with extreme caution if you proceed at all. (I do not recommend it.) Yours sincerely, M.P

As the titles says, Poems... Don't read if you're a judgemental ass.