Lemonysnicket Stories

(updated version) (klaus baudelaire x fem! oc) season 1: completed season 2: completed season 3: in progress You probably shouldn't be here, for this unfortunate tale of Veronica Bella. Veronica Bella, to her misfortune, has been stuck living with the devious man, Count Olaf, for a majority of her young life. She could only hope for her misery to be over, and it does when she meets the Baudelaire's. What will happen when Count Olaf's plan to steal both fortune's is revealed? What happens when Veronica begins to discover who her real family was? And what happens when she begins to fall for the middle Baudelaire? #1 in klausbaudelaire (16/12/25) #1 in sunnybaudelaire (16/12/25) #1 in lemonysnicket (16/12/25) #1 in quagmire (16/12/25) #1 in vfd (16/12/25) #1 in mackenziefoy (5/1/26) #1 in louishynes (5/1/26) #1 in snicket (5/1/26)

" - 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫, 𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬,"__ ･* ༄☆ a spin-off of season two of ASOUE, in which the quagmires and the baudelaires try to get by their string of unfortunate events with nothing but each other . <3 isadora x klaus duncan x violet sunny x being cool ✧ please note, i wrote this 2 years ago, so my writing is a bit rusty haha

Part 3 is here

This story is not a happy one because it is about the unhappy, miserable, dismal, heartbreaking, melancholic , mournful, pessimistic, sorrowful, wistful and every other word that has the same meaning as 'sad' lives of the Baudelaire orphans and their plus one. Find out how the Orphans escape the greedy evils and learn about their past with nothing but their wits and skills.

Uwu request anything. nothing gross most of are kiddos.

Beatrice Baudelaire is rushed to the hospital by her husband when she goes into labor, leaving her two children, Violet and Klaus, alone in the Baudelaire mansion. When at the hospital, Beatrice's husband, Bertrand, calls up some old friends to look after his children while they're gone: the Quagmires. - "What if the Quagmires and the Baudelaires (minus Sunny, for obvious reasons) met before Prufrock Prep/the Mortmain Mountains?" Welp thats what this fic is about so knock yourself out. PG-13 for some minor swearing. Consists of fluff in the beginning but toward the end we deep-dive into the characters and it gets, well, deep.

～• 𝐌𝐀𝐏 𝐀𝐑𝐓 ﹕ 𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐏𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐂 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ﹙𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙮 𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙢𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙭 𝙛𝙚𝙢！𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧﹚

I would hope we are all familiar with the work of Lemony Snicket, specifically A Series of Unfortunate Events. I have created an AU for the beloved series, and for those of you don't know, an AU is short for Alternate Universe. It means a different way of telling a story. For example, instead of the hero being the hero, the villain could be the hero. Anyway, I'm wasting enough of your time. If you're looking for an alternate way to read the story, here you go.

Turn away dear reader for there is nothing pleasant about this story. These four children do not experience a caring guardian, they do not live happily ever after, and their parents end up like my lover. Stop.

After escaping her evil parents , Isadora Duncan seeks help from a secret organisation named VFD. Her plan seems simple , until she meets some misterious siblings : The Baudelaires.

It has been weeks since the Baudelaires including Beatrice have left the island and are own sailing on the blue ocean. They thought they were finally having their happily ever after. But like what Lemony Snicket said, "Sometimes a chapter might end, but that doesn't mean that the story isn't over. Some stories go on, even after the storyteller has stopped telling them". The story continues on with the Baudelaires coming upon a storm which lands them into Briny Beach which was how the cycle of their unfortunate events began. They are soon got a mission from VFD to go to a school VFD has secretly built for a few years now. Now here are the big questions : Will they reunite with their friends? Will they be able to protect their new called guardian? Can they stop the fires? Will they get the sugar bowl back? Can they stop the villains' treachery? Or will they be ok?

Another Lemony Snicket Fanfiction

What if Olivia Caliban had decided that she could wait just one more minute to go after the sugar bowl? After all, Olaf and Esme weren't going anywhere yet. If she had stayed behind to save Jacques and jail the Count, his girlfriend, and his henchpeople, her mission would have been accomplished just as well- no better- as it would have been if she had left. Maybe fate doesn't always have to split us up. Note: many of the details of this fanfiction are drawn from the Netflix series. I am sorry if you would prefer them to be from the books, but the series is freshest in my mind (plus Olivia and Jacques are cute). A Series of Unfortunate Events belongs to Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler.

A book on the unfortunate lives of the Quagmires and Baudelaires who only survive due to each other. Includes mostly Kladora, some Dunclet, and maybe a little bit of Figley. Contains: Burdens Ends Adversity Tragedy Regrets Inconveniences Catastrophes Errors

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Klaus Baudelaire and his sisters had felt all alone in the world. Until they met a mysterious girl living in the dreadful house of Count Olaf. Olaf had claimed her to be his daughter, but once the Baudelaires knew the truth, it led to more series of unfortunate events. But, the one fortunate event that carries on in this series is the that the mysterious girl sticks with the Baudelaires until their misfortune reaches its end. But the unfortunate even that breaks this chain is the obstacles that keep Klaus Baudelaire from seeing what was right in front of him. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Characters, most of dialogue and story. But, I do own some original characters and dialogue

Beatrice, Lemony, and Bertrand all make it a point to show how much they care about each other.