Lettuce Stories

Edwin Cullen, formerly known as Twilight, has put his vampiric lifestyle behind him and has found a new passion in capitalist environmentalism and endeavours to rid the world of baubles and thus Christmas trees. He travels from the Biggest City to a small town called Jingle Belleville to turn a bauble farm into a tree to promote environmental trees. Y/n Merrikris is a Christmas enthusiast who runs the pride of Jingle Belleville - the organic bauble farm 'Baubanzacle Baubanees Baubus Baubles'. She lives off the Christmas Spirit and hopes to bring joy through baubles to all the girls and boys and everyone else in her small town community. When the two go head to head, they find their enemyship turning into loveship in this classical Chrimas tale of opposites protracting prior to attracting and tropes that are common to Christmasical stories. They also find that their heads fit very well together ;) To our loyal Mountain Grazing Beethovens, we present you with a present this present Christmas and presently hope it brings some joy and love and presents into and outside your lives. If you haven't already bought a gift for your friends and/or family and/or enemies and/or political representatives, think about printing off this story into a physical book or simply (maybe complexingly if you don't have a copy or paste button) sharing the link as a present and they are sure to feel a certain way about it! Enjoy and Merry Easter!

First days for anything can go one of two ways-amazingly, or terribly. Kat was wishing for her first day of uni to go, understandably, pretty great. But guess what? It didn't. It flopped. And Kat has her new roommate, and friends, to blame. And probably herself too.

Esorie Sapphire is an 18 year old girl from the real world. She was broken in so many ways she just became..breakable. She isn't the type to stay in a corner crying about it forever though. She is strong and can stand up for herself, but will she be strong enough to stand up to her kidnappers Deidara and Tobi? Will this story end up a Love the way you lie part 3? Will Esorie ever find peace and break away from all the abuse she's gotten? Will she ever get her true wish? The thing she wants the most in the world. Find out in, Breakable (A Deidara love story)

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You may think "Wow, this is so cringe". Well then my dear fellow, you're damn right. This was just made for fun and to cringe at, just a silly thing I did because I was bored. Well then, enjoy if you want to This book is a series of different stories of the silly and wacky adventures of the two protagonists Britta Kun and Alicia Chan. Follow them on their journey as they're meet with goofy and quirky events. -Alicia and Britta are my ocs, if you wanna use them for your own series or something you need my permission first. BUT I accept if you draw fanart of them tho, so go ahead if you would like to draw fan art of them.- (All images I post in this story are drawn by me)

Having hunger pangs or starving? And confused about what to eat - Here is the best Vegan Lettuce wrap you can have to keep you full. And there is not much to do to feed your super hungry stomach. This wrap is full of good-healthy-stuff and a few spices to soothe your taste buds too.

Just a silly story idea I had after hearing about the lettuce recall today. I hope you enjoy. Please don't judge my writing on this.

Questions over time! Join as we learn the brain of this artist!

I just talk about different sandwiches and my experiences with them.

My life

Shadow is a mew mew who is mysterious and is all animals in one. she can transform into any animal and is really shy.

Obama is watching you. He is always You're a 34 year old horny man that likes to be taken advantage from are stars that will be featured in this story

Basically like every teenager, where everyone finds a partner. Except it's with lettuce. [[Romantic Teen Comedy]] Based off of everywhere.

lettuce emoticon's life after being thrown into public domain (watch this video if you don't understand > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mna1HKQk1qE) this is a joke and it sucks so read at your own risk

The young English lad, Argyle, starts his day off with great haste, heading towards the train station. What occurs there, however, leaves him shocked and perplexed. He delves into a world of fantasy and strange creatures. There's no way back.

Ketchup time!

Baby used to have a normal life which included going to school when one-day something happend that changed his life forever.Read to find out what happend!! [THIS STORY IS MEANT TO BE BAD]