Lianecartman Stories

Cartman has secretly loved Kyle for longer then he'd personally like to admit. The day after Valentine's, a new science substitute teacher unexpectedly pairs the two boys up for a class assignment and nothing goes the way either of them expects. Warning: bad language, headcanons, ships, some offensive things (in character), some angst, mentions of sex, accidental mischaracterization, and unapologetic queerness Warnings for future chapters: Mentions of mental health. Note: This is my first ever fanfic. The ships and characters in the fanfic are in the hashtags. If you don't ship, don't read. The art on the cover is mine, and South Park belongs to Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Comedy Central.

HI THIS IS MY FIRST STORY SO BE NICE:3

just commissions of my oc's from a few stories I wrote/am writing on here

fluffy fluff

okay, so this isn't your typical South Park story, alright? here are just some notes before you read - Setting: everyone is in high school. - Characters: Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Butters Stotch, Bebe Stevens, Liane Cartman - Ships: HEAVY Kenman - Summary: basically Eric has MPD (multiple personality disorder) and has been in a mental institution for 3 years. He's been back for a year but he still doesn't feel okay. Kenny is trying to be there for him as much as he can, and Kyle is still confused with this whole MPD thing. He doesn't really believe that he has MPD. It's a whole bunch of stuff. - Note: characters are OOC, but I'm going to use the fact that they're older as an excuse 🤷‍♀️ and a lot of the relationships are platonic, so no Style, Bunny, Kyman, nothing like that. If you have something bad to say, don't say it, and just leave the story, not that hard. There will be some OCs in here, so if you don't like that (don't worry, I don't either) then maybe just don't read it. WARNINGS: slight abuse, angst in general, hospital setting (if you feel queasy with anything medical related basically), car accident, (if im missing any, ill add them)

This is my first original fanfic in years. So I apologize for the plagiarizing bullcrap from before. Now let's get to the plot that's painted with satisfactory and proper justice for a certain character that's been a punching bag for way too long. I don't own South Park or it's characters, They belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone and Comedy Central. Even the cover belong to its rightful owners (just a screen cap from a episode anyway)

I am in this book it's where I meet South Park people and I moved there and being a school teacher for math.

South park one shot book!! Enjoy u guys loved my book and u guys wanted this so enjoy ❤️

cartman buys a oujie board off ebay and accidentally summons chefs spirit, he has some unfinished business and the main 4 boys+butters are more than willing to help! So basically I got this story idea when talking to a bot on c.ai....and ghosts canonicaly exist in south park right? *ex. reverse cowgirl episode and tfbw camp dlc* so...why not make a fanfic on what would happen if CHEF came back as a ghost, what would the main 4 do? BTW only ships in here are the cannon ones. (+platonic style and bunny)

Just some South Park Zodiacs

Eric Cartman has been lately feeling like he is uncomfortable being a boy as he hates being fat and overweight as he wishes he could be a girl. Wendy decides to help him by turning him into a girl permanently. Will Eric love being a girl permanently and decides to stay that way forever or will he decide that it's too much for and decides to be a boy again but now has full respect for girls and apologises to girls for all the times he as been mean to them over the years but he still remembers how fun being a girl was and Start doing girly thing in honour of that? find out in this story

In this feature film based on the hit animated series, the third graders of South Park sneak into an R-rated film by ultra-vulgar Canadian television personalities Terrance (Matt Stone) and Phillip (Trey Parker), and emerge with expanded vocabularies that leave their parents and teachers scandalized. When outraged Americans try to censor the film, the controversy becomes a call to war with Canada, and Terrance and Phillip end up on death row -- with only the kids left to save them.

Sputh park fics these are all connected ,Also south park isnt mine viacom owns it. This will include ships like dip and creek also ig its a au idrk rn

Cartman hasn't been going to school for a week and Kyle wonders why, during school he received a message from Cartman telling him to come over. Where Kyle sees him severly hurt and he wonders how that happened warning, it might contain, bad writing, triggering subjects and offensive humor, cause well, it is South Park we are talking about-(South Park literally contains everything I mentioned except the bad writing part lol so ye) (I might digitalize the cover someday but I am not sure-)

Requests are open for fanfics and headcanon pages! Comment if you agree with headcannons or would like a specific one-shot style fanfic.

HELP I COULDN'T EVEN FINISH THIS DUDE BUT I JUST LIKE THEM A SHITTY FIC I WROTE FROM 4 AM TO 3AM SO DO NOT EXPECT MUCH AT ALL - ITS BASICALLY JUST AN OPENING/INTRO even the title is a joke sooo :3

If you're looking for a story with decent spelling and grammar, you've come to the right place! Poor Y/N struggling with her parents' divorce moves to South Park with her mother, where she meets the moody and arrogant Scott Tenorman. He seems to absolutely hate her guts for seemingly no reason, but what happens when Y/N uses her caring and compassionate nature to make him feel better about his horrible life? Maybe they'll get along after all. (wink wink) (everything is subject to change, I have no idea what I'm hoping to accomplish here)