Historias de Liberace

Joe Aboringo is your average guy. But his life is turned upside down after he wakes up married...to the most dangerous secret agent of all time: Jack Bullet. There are two problems. First, Joe is straight. Second, Jack is being hunted by a evil organization. It's Action-comedy with a side of parody, just for you. SEQUEL UP

Originally titled: God Damnit Batman. Kinda like a podcast where I get a Batman subject and rant on it. They're far fetched I know. But hey, you request, I rant, and you guys get to yell at me in the comments and share your own opinions. Ya know.

Laura Dillard was in a terrible accident, a car hit her as she was riding her bike. She wakes up in the hospital after being in a coma for a week just to find out that she'll never walk again. Until a performer that looked like a Liberace wannabe comes in and gives her a deal she can't refuse. Of course she didn't believe him when he told her that he was a vampire. After all, what self respecting vampire would go around in a pink cape that was encrusted with, were those diamonds? trigger warnings, abuse, sexual abuse, child abuse, language. please be aware that this warnings will not be given again in the story