Licker Stories

Nolan's POV I woke up today from the worst nightmare. Ashlee came over and we were watching Pineapple Express and cuddling on the couch. Ashlee is so pretty, she has short dark brown hair, blue eyes, and freckles. Ashlee leaned in for a kiss and I panicked and licked her armpit. Ashlee ran out the door.

High school is supposed to have been the best experience for The Office gang but ever since Dwight Shrute mysteriously got the President position for the Student Council during his freshman year, it has been anything but. The whole student body is going to change now that he possesses presidential power, such as banning the fugly cheerleading uniforms that Kelly and her squad wear, and outlawing the "art of pranks" (ahem, ahem, referring to Jim Halpert). Yet, Jim focuses his freshman year on trying to capture Pam's heart. Even though she's practically engaged to her boyfriend, Roy Anderson, who's the hockey star at Dunder High. Through all the love, Spanish verbs and mishaps that occur, the whole student body must agree that Dunder Mifflin High is definitely the most interesting place with Michael Scott as the new principal! Written with character confessions.

An amazing love story for all you little stinkers out there

"if it weren't for you, I don't know where I would've been"

When I was 8 i met the gay Father Christmas then he humped the tree but the tree was a wake My dad walked down stairs and killed someone but it wasn't Santa he killed it was shreck but Then he was gay With Santa that's why I get lots of presents and u Don't motherfuckers so go and stick Ur presents up your arses so U will be gay with ur presents and now I'm going to Roald Dahl I'm going to lick Jesus is ars By ellis

I LOVE scary stories. And so do many other people. All of these stories are short stories and should be somewhat quick to read. I really hope you enjoy these scary stories! If you want me to post a scary story that happened to you please message me! Sorry if my fake stories are crap..... I'm still new at writing scary stories. DISCLAIMER: I will put if these stories are true or fake. If they are fake then they will be made up by me. If they are true I will credit the person of the story unless they don't want me to. Thanks :)

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Blake, now half way as a Junior in high school, having a girlfriend, or five to be exact, now has a new problem. Brittney and Dr. Fleeck call in in need of help, as a new monster, created by T-cell. Will Blake be able to contain the problem, or will the life he has been creating crumble? Find out in this next volume of a Human in a New World.

Purralicious

Blake and his kids now venture off to find the research that escaped the terrorist facility. But a new figure appears. As friends and family reunite, a dark secret is discovered, that can possibly change Blake and his family forever.

Crazy giggles

This story is about a crazy redneck