Lilcal Stories

and that's all there really is to say about that.

Dirk and Dave get thrown into the adoption center, because of Bro's poor performance as a father. There, Dirk meets a friend, who calls himself Cal. His friend doesn't talk a lot, and mainly sleeps. Dirk watches after Cal, since he's a lot smaller than the other kids.

Lil Cal falls for more than one lover, showing that love can come in all shapes and sizes he learns.

Memes This isn't a fanfiction anymore I'm too lazy to change the cover Thus will be full of memes Kill me vvOLD DESCRIPTIONvv Ok, so.. this is a crackship me and one of my internet friends created. I don't know why I'm making a book of it?? I just feel like it :// This is sort of based on a rp me and said friend have been doing. This might be a cringy ship to some people and I understand that XD I mean.. it's a human puppet and a troll cat, but somehow we made it work!! I don't really know what else to put here.. so.. uh, just enjoy the book I guess!

where doing this bro where MAKING THIS HAPPEN -- This Homestuck RP is both for RPing in the main Homestuck story AND, if you wanted, you could RP in a whole new and original session. It's up to you.

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well....this is gonna be fun...Ask us anything, Dare us, Make us tell all of you something whatever. people that will be in the amazing fucking book: Dirk (Me), Dave and Lil Cal. Fuck this is gonna be awesome.

Just a fanfic I made from a dream I had Lil cal- is owned by Hussie Me-is owned by me Story-is owned by my dream I had

So now I guess you guys have to dare me stuff. If it's like what I think it will be, you will be seein lots of absconds, so.....go dare me.

So I guess this is where you ask me sick questions. Well go on. Do it. I SAID DO IT.

This a joke. Don't take it seriously XD

Karkat and Dave take care of (y/n) when she is abandoned in a dark Valley and helps Dave and Karkat come closer. She is living a good life until something comes along and ruins it or almost does.

this originally was made on a google docs and is like months old- Anyway, it's about the first four kids (John, Jade, Dave, and Rose) from homestuck going to have a game night at John's house, and it takes place before the game and shit, but like they're still thirteen or something- So pretty but the game never happens. This story was originally just for this one person because, we were having a conversation about writing, and then i was like "oh hey what if i made you a homestuck fanfic" and they were like "sure and i'll try to make one for you too" and that's pretty much why i made this, but now i'm posting it on wattpad for the public so, hopefully you like it :>8) (i do not own any of the characters in this story, they're all from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck, and if you wanna read that look up Homestuck.com haha ok i'm done with this description i swear)

Listen up crazy fan girls. There will be no smut or cursing. Your imaginations can make up for it no doubt. My writing style for this is using present tense and speaking as if I were you. You are the top bouncer for the Strider family. Your spend your days asleep and your nights guarding them from the idiot fan girls that attempt to get up near the turntables. You have some feeling towards Dave who is the closest to your age, however you know very well that he is your employer. You won't take any risks for now.

xD I just wanted to collect ALLLLLLLL the ridiculous fics in one place.

Homestuck themed creepy pasta... Short story of a creepy puppet that has trapped your friend and you in a bunker. As you try to escape, Cal seems to have his own plan... (wasn't originally a creepy pasta, but someone told me it was so... enjoy~) Lil Cal belongs to Homestuck

Neko dave goes into his 1rt heat and bro is there to help him out

The Life of a Puppet is about a puppet named Lil Cal, yes he's from Homestuck. In this he will tell you his story and how his life is changed forever

Was requested to do a story from the Puppet Mafia Tumblr, releasing in parts cause I've made it 10x longer than I expected it to be lol https://www.tumblr.com/the-puppet-mafia I'll probably use this to make other fic's for the Puppet Mafia as well so stay tuned ig x

im writing this in "you/yourself" pronouns, despite the fact its my oc, but whatever, also i have major dyslexia and vision issues so im sorry if my writing is kind of sloppy Also yes the reader is just my oc, ill probably make a y/n version when i feel like it, and the reader is a female, i might also make just a gender neutral or male version if yall want that