Historias de Lilcal

Was requested to do a story from the Puppet Mafia Tumblr, releasing in parts cause I've made it 10x longer than I expected it to be lol https://www.tumblr.com/the-puppet-mafia I'll probably use this to make other fic's for the Puppet Mafia as well so stay tuned ig x

well....this is gonna be fun...Ask us anything, Dare us, Make us tell all of you something whatever. people that will be in the amazing fucking book: Dirk (Me), Dave and Lil Cal. Fuck this is gonna be awesome.

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Dirk and Dave get thrown into the adoption center, because of Bro's poor performance as a father. There, Dirk meets a friend, who calls himself Cal. His friend doesn't talk a lot, and mainly sleeps. Dirk watches after Cal, since he's a lot smaller than the other kids.

Just a fanfic I made from a dream I had Lil cal- is owned by Hussie Me-is owned by me Story-is owned by my dream I had

This a joke. Don't take it seriously XD

im writing this in "you/yourself" pronouns, despite the fact its my oc, but whatever, also i have major dyslexia and vision issues so im sorry if my writing is kind of sloppy Also yes the reader is just my oc, ill probably make a y/n version when i feel like it, and the reader is a female, i might also make just a gender neutral or male version if yall want that

Intro is in First Chapter

Memes This isn't a fanfiction anymore I'm too lazy to change the cover Thus will be full of memes Kill me vvOLD DESCRIPTIONvv Ok, so.. this is a crackship me and one of my internet friends created. I don't know why I'm making a book of it?? I just feel like it :// This is sort of based on a rp me and said friend have been doing. This might be a cringy ship to some people and I understand that XD I mean.. it's a human puppet and a troll cat, but somehow we made it work!! I don't really know what else to put here.. so.. uh, just enjoy the book I guess!

The Life of a Puppet is about a puppet named Lil Cal, yes he's from Homestuck. In this he will tell you his story and how his life is changed forever

Hi everyone!! before you think that is some smut stuff it is NOT. before I explain what this book is.. let me tell you a little about myself..! hi I'm Quio¡ I like to go by that name but you can just call someone who makes stories I am 12 years old and I think I have too much time for myself also!! this is a book about my lore for some cookie-run characters!! (if my friend sees this I will be in shock)

Karkat and Dave take care of (y/n) when she is abandoned in a dark Valley and helps Dave and Karkat come closer. She is living a good life until something comes along and ruins it or almost does.

Homestuck themed creepy pasta... Short story of a creepy puppet that has trapped your friend and you in a bunker. As you try to escape, Cal seems to have his own plan... (wasn't originally a creepy pasta, but someone told me it was so... enjoy~) Lil Cal belongs to Homestuck

where doing this bro where MAKING THIS HAPPEN -- This Homestuck RP is both for RPing in the main Homestuck story AND, if you wanted, you could RP in a whole new and original session. It's up to you.

and that's all there really is to say about that.

So I guess this is where you ask me sick questions. Well go on. Do it. I SAID DO IT.

Lil Cal falls for more than one lover, showing that love can come in all shapes and sizes he learns.

Neko dave goes into his 1rt heat and bro is there to help him out

So now I guess you guys have to dare me stuff. If it's like what I think it will be, you will be seein lots of absconds, so.....go dare me.

xD I just wanted to collect ALLLLLLLL the ridiculous fics in one place.