Lilhal Stories

lil hal comes over OuO

where doing this bro where MAKING THIS HAPPEN -- This Homestuck RP is both for RPing in the main Homestuck story AND, if you wanted, you could RP in a whole new and original session. It's up to you.

David is Dave's twin. He doesn't like being his twin for one reason, Dave is popular and no one pays attention to him. Hal is Dirk's twin. Dirk always is saying that he is the most annoying twin in the world. One day Dirk and Hal go and visit Dave and David. Hal wonders why David is always so sad. So he decides to ask. The answer he gets is not what he expected. (Dave and Dirk aren't related they just have the same last name)

Lil hal may be a younge version of dirk. But....its not dirk. And davesprite cant stand but fall for it. Evan if he IS just a robot. His charms cant hold off this bird

TT: It appears you wish to speak to Dirk. TT: I'm sorry, but he is unavailable and busy at the moment. TT: But, you know. I'll be happy to take any questions you wish ask.

Alpha and Beta Kids! Includes Male!Rose, Male!Roxy, Male!Jade, Male!Jane. ovo

just porn with no plot

random things about dirk and lil hal

A young girl has just faced the most terrifying moment of her life... Her older sister Summer died of a horrible accident...And she had to choice but to live with her abusive father. But everything suddenly changes when her dad gets a call, a business call. They are moving to Texas, home of the legendary Dave Strider, Dirk Strider and Bro Strider. her life is going to change...Forever.

You love hanging out with Dirk and his robots, they're like your family! But the one person you can NOT stand is Dirk's AR Lil Hal. Now, Dirk thinks you two would become "closer" if he made Hal a body.

John and Dave get married and some how John gets pregnant. Twice. They have two kids named James and Casey Strider. Casey ends up having a crush a kid named Drake Strider, the son of Dirk and Jake. (Dave and Dirk are not related, they just so happen to have the same last name).

Various stories of my Halquius AU - Takes place after Homestuck's ending. The sprites separate and each component that was previously dead is back to life. Equius builds Hal a body and they get together as a couple.

You have always been good friends with Dirk Strider, in fact you've known each other since you were kids! You always knew about his auto responder.. it was pretty obvious considering they aren't alike much at all but one day dirk calls you over to chill and have some epic rap battles! OH yea also to introduce you to Lil Hal...this ought to be interesting.

if you leave the window open, the soul is free. [WARNING: MENTIONED AND REFERENCED SUICIDE]

AU where Dirk is a teacher and needs to tutor Hal so he doesn't fail his class, but Hal has other things to do.

a fun lil x reader for the hal simps