Limericks Stories

🌸❯────「🌸」────❮🌸 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝟷𝟶 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚘𝚎𝚖𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝟷 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟼 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 @𝙿𝚘𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚢. 🌸❯────「🌸」────❮🌸 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬. 𝐋𝐞𝐭 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬. What began as a chessboard became a garden-of grief and laughter, faith and forgetting. Of fathers who never sat on thrones. Of men holding the wrong flowers on blind dates. Of a lab explosion and a Marble Queen shaking her head. Across eleven poetic forms-𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞, 𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚, 𝐤𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞, 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐮, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞-𝟑❃ 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 is not one story but thirty windows into the same human heart. Some open onto darkness. Some onto dawn. Some onto beauty you didn't know you were allowed to name. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬. For readers who recognize themselves in the specific, the restrained, and the resolutely alive. 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐨 🌸2026🌸 🌸❯────「🌸」────❮🌸

A collection of poems that I have created. Ramblings of the heart. Torment. Painful goodbyes. Heartbreaks. Or simply night musings. Celebration of life, love and death or anything in between. Added chapter banners: 14 July 2026 Copyright © 2020 - 2026. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the author.

RIGHT PERSON WRONG TIME (OR NOT)

Entry for #wattpadpoetry2020 #mayismoving Collection of Poems, I will be adding more chapters to this collection

The Roots That Made Me is a journey through my McCarthy family tree, uncovering the people, places, stories, and memories that shaped who I am today. From the generations who came before me to the legacy they left behind, this book celebrates where I come from and the roots that made me who I am. This is the story of my ancestors, tracing the long path from the coastal shores of Kinsale and the train lines of Cork up to the front doors of Barrack Street, Cork and High Street, Limerick, built entirely upon the names and trades I have uncovered in the archives. By Y.Sadik

Hiiiii everyone who likes Ranger's Apprentice! You might recall Horace's limerick in book #6. He never quite finished it, so I think I shall for him. I made a few suggestions for his rhythms... it was real fun! Thanks for reading!☺ (Warning: it's pretty dumb!)

A simple, teasing limerick composed and published for the benefit of my financial planner

just posting some poetry when I'm in the mood. I enjoy reading more then posting, but I do want to try it out. hope you enjoy!

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So I have a tendency to write really really really random and entertainingly terrible limericks when I'm bored. Feast on my boredom you dogs.

My god. These poems. Kill me now! Hahahahaha. Seriously, these are fucking terrible. Dying of embaressment!

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This poem is a portrayal of daily life on an alpaca hobby farm in the coastal township of St. Helen's in an idyllic setting in Tasmania, Australia. It is also an opportunity to send birthday wishes to my hard working cousin, Phil, a true gentleman farmer. I hope you will join me in sending your regards. : ) Gail

Do you want a laugh ? Do you feel an urge to read non-dreary poetry ? well , my friend , you've come to the right place with my book that's sure to leave you giggling like crazy . . . . entry for competition by @-emptiful-

As an English assignment for class, I had to write ten poems, and I was allowed to write whatever I pleased. This project truly opened my eyes to the realm of poetry; I enjoyed it a lot, and so much so, I am willing to put my creations up for the world of the interweb to discover. [DISCLAIMER] These works are my first shot at writing poems. I am but a mere amateur, so try not to mind any errors or awkwardness too badly. Enjoy! [Began May 06 2016]

A collection of Limericks that go against the traditional standard comedy and delve into dark humour and horror.