MordecaiTheElite
Do you wish to become a villain? Do you wish to secure your kingdom/chunk of territory/endless and eternal rule/other Macguffin without any pesky heroes getting in the way? Do you wish to rule/destroy the earth?
Well, if you do, then it's highly advised that all aspiring villains, villianesses, overlords, Darths, Emperors, Big Bads, Big Brothers, Corrupt Chairmen, and crooks consult this list before you try anything.
Otherwise, you are doomed to fail and those pesky heroes will secure 'Everlasting peace', or other such sentimental garbage.